World Cup hair watch

[Speak]

This is an afro:

Solid shape and form. Marcelo, Dante, and Luiz look like Sideshow Bob. Having long poofy hair doesn't make it awesome. They're just lazy.

Or maybe their hair's just a different texture.
Or maybe they texturize it.

Dante's looks fine to me.

 

[Grinner]

Straight in at number 1

 

[Berbaclass]

At least Gervinho had the decency to cover up his fivehead with some sort of blanket yesterday.

Gervinho looks like a bald guy who's peering through some kind of curtain

 

[Get In Scholesy]

Straight in at number 1

I think they call that one the 'Shit Hawk'

 

[Red Stone]

Nani has an atrocious thing going on. A star or something on his temple.

 

[redtilldead123]

diego-simeone

 

[Scarecrow]

Yeah, I noticed it just now. It's awful but I'm not surprised with him.

EDIT: Talking about Nani.

 

[duffer]

I am considering getting on a plane to Brazil right now and tracking down Nani to forcibly shave his head.

He's a 27 year old man FFS! That shit looks ridiculous on kids.

 

[Mozart]

Manuel Loco, Angola 2006

Leonardo Cuellar, Mexico 1978

Chris Waddle, England 1990

 

[duffer]

I'm expecting great things from Nigeria with regards to hair. Taribo West hopefully inspired a generation.

 

[Dan]

 

[Bocca9978]

diego-simeone

That can't be real?

 

[Sad Chris]

This one shocked me. Modric is that you ?

And I always thought he was an ugly feck with his long hair...

 

[Sam]

Two words....Asamoah Gyan.

 

[NoLogo]

Straight in at number 1

The bum look is making a comeback I see.

 

[RobbieB]

 

[Moriarty]

Anyone told him it's not the homeless world cup?

 

[Theafonis]

I'm actually thinking about getting dreads.

Can't forget this gem

Paletta's hair in contention for worst hair

As bad as Dejagah's hair this season

Debuchy's was on point.

 

[Theafonis]

Also this illustration by Toby Triumph

I am considering getting on a plane to Brazil right now and tracking down Nani to forcibly shave his head.

He's a 27 year old man FFS! That shit looks ridiculous on kids.

Gyan also had his number dyed on his hair.

 

[Devil may care]

Paletta's hair such as it is looks like he started shaving it and then remembered he had to go and play football, so he just left it half done.

Griezmann's is the worst so far, it's like he randomly shaved so far up each side and then left a shaggy dollop on top.

 

[spontaneus1]

Same dye on the other side.

 

[Maagge]

Also this illustration by Toby Triumph

Gyan also had his number dyed on his hair.

How you can call something "The Side Show Bob" and not use David Luiz as an example is beyond me.

 

[Red Stone]

Ghilas for Algerie. Shocking.

 

[Penna]

 

[Prometheus]

If Dante plays, 3/4 of the Brazil back line has awful hair. Marcelo, Luiz, Dante... If they're going to go for that, it needs to be Valderrama big.

I tried to find pictures but didn't think it through completely when I searched for "Brazil back line hair" on Google.

I don't get it. What's so awful about their hair? They just have afros. Or do you want all afros to be like Will Smith's in The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

 

[Becknaldolencia]

Dani Alves

 

[Grinner]

Some shocking Swiss hair today but I can't find a pic.

 

[Mr. P Mosh]

There's nothing of note in the Mexican national team... maybe just Javier having a new shorter haircut:

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Boring hairstyles (Pulido with the wanna-be Cristiano Ronaldo hair):

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The most "different", Carlos "Gullit" Peña with his noodles-like hairdo:

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Ochoa and Guardado also break a bit with the monotony.

 

[coolredwine]

Giroud.

 

[ea385]

That can't be real?

That is Simeone's kid. I believe the story is that upon his debut for the River Plate first team the senior players gave him that haircut. Hazing is a wonderful thing.

 

[Juansar_07]

Serey Die!!!His Bleached hair even makes me Cry!!!

 

[Levo]

Wasn't he crying for the fact his dad had died a few hours before kick off?

 

[duffer]

Wasn't he crying for the fact his dad had died a few hours before kick off?

Nope, that was Twitter bollocks. His dad died 2004. It's safe to laugh at his hair.

 

[Bocca9978]

That is Simeone's kid. I believe the story is that upon his debut for the River Plate first team the senior players gave him that haircut. Hazing is a wonderful thing.

Quality. Thanks for info EA.
Bet the family memorabilia for his debut looks great

 

[Mr. P Mosh]

 

[quackattack]

Always had a nice hair

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Another proof of spanish elegance:

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Ladies, contain your orgasms

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[fontaine]

shame I can't find a frontal Dani Alves angle from that match. His hair was a vagina

 

[fontaine]

my team in 1978 when we won the libertadores

 

[DavidDeSchmikes]

 

[United22]

His head looks like a bellend