Why is Van ghosted ?

I should clarify the ambiguity at the end of my post. Obviously, Bury wasn't wearing the tigger suit.

(He was Pooh.)
 
Wibble said:
Ok.

Clue #1

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

We've already had clue 1. I guess the shortlist counts as clue 2. What's clue 3?
 
My last clue was actually very useful.

Especially if you know the answer.

OK. Clue number 2 (or 3 - whatever): Sincher is the closest to the correct answer.

Almost totally wrong mind.
 
He's too much of a wimp to threaten anyone. Photo of his cock is unlikely, but he is a virgin, feck knows what goes through his mind

can't remember the other options....um...3

Do I win £5?
 
I said that he wouldn't get five quid even if he was right.

I gave you 5 options and if more people chose the right answer than chose the wrong answer I will tell all. That was the deal.

Its not looking good.
 
Right then, given that I'm the most likely to be right ( despite guessing a random number between one and five ), every fecker put what ever number I just did down.

When are you doing the official count Wibble?
 
Wibble said:
I said that he wouldn't get five quid even if he was right.

I gave you 5 options and if more people chose the right answer than chose the wrong answer I will tell all. That was the deal.

Its not looking good.

The least believable one is 4, so it must be that. But that must be only a small part of the story. Tell all - we deserve it.
 
Well so far we have:

1) 1 vote
2) 1 vote
3) 3 votes

And sincher has voted for 2 and 3 before changing his mind and voting for all 5 at once. When he finally gets the hang of the "choose one option" thing then I'll include his vote.

If everyone who posted in the thread had actually got the hang of the highly complex single vote thing we would have far more than five votes. If we get 10 I'll do a "final" count.
 
Stop being so moddish and tell us. Or I'll send you some gay porn.
 
Let him back in. Quick, DJS is posting some random stuff that Van may wish to comment upon
 
Right then, 4 and 5 are tedious even if correct - so no one vote for them....

1 is disturbing - no one mention that again

So it's 2 or 3....and 3 would be funnier, so go for that one
 
Wibbs we deserve to know why after reading all the muppet stuff in United forum.
 
Davo said:
Right then, 4 and 5 are tedious even if correct - so no one vote for them....

1 is disturbing - no one mention that again

So it's 2 or 3....and 3 would be funnier, so go for that one

It can't be 3 because Slabber said that, and I was 'closer' to the answer when I said 2, and then said all of the above.
 
sincher said:
It can't be 3 because Slabber said that, and I was 'closer' to the answer when I said 2, and then said all of the above.

No you were only close in the sense that you chose everything.
 
Wibble said:
No you were only close in the sense that you chose everything.

Yeah, I kind of worked that out. Gay porn on its way to you...
 
Hmm after some thinking, Van giving DJS a death threat is quite realistic.
 
Right, if we don't get the answer what's everyone going to do to Wibble?

Sincher is sending him gay porn...

I think I'll send him a photo of my cock...
 
sincher said:
Yeah, I kind of worked that out. Gay porn on its way to you...

Please don't. I might have to sack myself for accessing porn at work. At the very least I'd have to give myself a stren talking to and an official warning and I don't have the time.
 
Davo said:
Right, if we don't get the answer what's everyone going to do to Wibble?

Sincher is sending him gay porn...

I think I'll send him a photo of my cock...

I give in. Its number 5
 
For that maybe I just sent you the porn.
 
5, per se, is totally believable and not very interesting, unless the full story is revealed.
 
You'll have to do better than that Wibble...

Doens't sound very believable....and if so, whose account.....how did you find out?

I've just had 4 PM's from other posters who are also prepared to send you a photo of their cocks.....and one of them was Shane, and he's dead fat
 
G4orce was ghosted for a while, and would have been banned if he were a newbie, for trying to acces Big Andy's account as a joke. We can tell because if you get it wrong 5 times the account is locked. We then get a complaint and we have a look at the ip addresses involved.

Next such event get an instant ban whoever it is BTW in case anyone wants to try it.
 
We know that bit. Keep going. I've already sent you some disgusting gay porn and a picture of my cock, so you know how far I'm prepared to go*

*though obviously you'd just ban/ghost me. But at least I could go to bed.
 
Why?

Ok, not strictly the type of behaviour you want to be seen to be encouraging.....but if some gimp can be arsed to try guessing passwords they should be identified....and then everyone can send them photo's of their cocks

I bet Noodle's password is "cocks"
 
Oh aye

Whose account was Van virgin trying to hack into?

There's a photo of my arse at the ready if you don't want to tell us....
 
You're already logged in, noods. And you're dead.