Why don't refs use a hover board, segway or something similar?

horsechoker

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Refs don't need to run around so much, they aren't playing the sport they are officiating. So why aren't refs using some kind of device to get around quick, saving their physical energy and giving them more mental energy to make better decisions?

The only question is, which vehicle is best?
 
Suspend the ref in wires above the field, like they do with cameras at certain stadiums.
 
Yeah, Neymar crashing into an incoming segway would cancel the whole season.

The referee would need to be above the players on the pitch. What about a jet pack?
 
horsechoker said:
Refs don't need to run around so much, they aren't playing the sport they are officiating. So why aren't refs using some kind of device to get around quick, saving their physical energy and giving them more mental energy to make better decisions?

The only question is, which vehicle is best?
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Like a TV
 
what about if one of the referee’s eyeballs was embedded into the ball. that way they would be really close to the action at all times and then able to see little details, like who got the last touch, more easily.
 
or why can’t it be like that tom cruise film
where they catch players out and penalise them before they’ve even committed a foul?
 
Refs are fecking useless. Just let linesman decide everything and when theyre far away to be sure of whats going on, use VAR replays.
 
Something like this with the clown uniform. Should make it more entertaining as well.

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They are waiting for jet pack technology to be developed a bit more.
Actually I might consider ref carreer if they do use it.
 
rimaldo said:
what about if one of the referee’s eyeballs was embedded into the ball. that way they would be really close to the action at all times and then able to see little details, like who got the last touch, more easily.
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the ball rolls quite a lot so they wouldn’t see a great deal… mostly just grass.

we’d just see refs throwing up all over the pitch
 
horsechoker said:
Refs don't need to run around so much, they aren't playing the sport they are officiating. So why aren't refs using some kind of device to get around quick, saving their physical energy and giving them more mental energy to make better decisions?

The only question is, which vehicle is best?
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Why am I instantly drawn to seeing refs on horseback?
 
I'd like to see them drive around the pitch in really loud dune buggies (without silencers), running over players who are too slow to react: this would make clubs actively seek out really rapid players in all positions, thus rendering the likes of Maguire useless (or flattened).
 
Jet packs and (green/yellow/red) lazer eyes get my vote.

The most realistic scenario may be little cars (that can be advertised and sold in real life) they drive around. Maybe the players would then start to drive around too to minimize injuries. e-cars obviously.
 
horsechoker said:
Refs don't need to run around so much, they aren't playing the sport they are officiating. So why aren't refs using some kind of device to get around quick, saving their physical energy and giving them more mental energy to make better decisions?

The only question is, which vehicle is best?
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Unicycle obviously
 
what about a drone , or a jetpack , or a missile launcher , or simply a well worked out exercise plan ?
 
The refs will be focused on driving the vehicle as opposed to paying attention to what's happening on the field.
 
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One Night Only said:
:lol:

Don't think we have the wire technology to support Jon Moss.
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:lol:
The image of a spider cam-esque John Moss flying around on strained wires which slowly sag lower and lower under his enormous paunch over 90 mins is brilliant. If a game goes to extra time his gut will be leaving a furrow behind him as he skims across the turf.
 
Why not just robots instead of human beings? AI has gotten to the point where robots could take the pitch and call the game as it really is without any of the biases of human beings. No modern robot would have fecked up the alleged handball call against Rashford, right?
 
In all seriousness, I reckon that most of the major calls can be done with the same accuracy (if not higher) if the referee was watching the game on a tv screen rather than being on the pitch. It's more common to have situations where players are obstructing the referees' view on the pitch than situations where the TV doesn't allow us to see what actually happens in a situation and where having eyes on the ground would solve that particular incident (in which case we would have replays and VAR anyway).
 
We can already see the state of Jon Moss with him having to run. We don’t need to compound the problem any further.
 
If you really want to help the officials I have the answer.

Get each player to stand on a movable platform. Managers can then take turns to push each platform to either reposition them or interact with the ball. Goalkeepers would have large poles attached to them instead, obviously.

Would probably see less fouls as well.
 
sebsheep said:
If you really want to help the officials I have the answer.

Get each player to stand on a movable platform. Managers can then take turns to push each platform to either reposition them or interact with the ball. Goalkeepers would have large poles attached to them instead, obviously.

Would probably see less fouls as well.
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That sounds like Chess but with extra steps
 
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