Why does Rashford keep pointing at his head™?

he’s quite clearly saying this world isn’t real, it’s all in our heads and we’re living in the matrix.

He’s managed to download goal scoring 101, and it’s a reference to that
 
His first celebration after the World Cup almost morphed into the Mbappe celebration, he realised about half a second just in time so he could spread his arms out and change it.

Rashford’s brain: “What the feck was that?That was shit. Do something completely different next time so it doesn’t look like you’re copying anyone. Maybe just put your finger to your temple. No one’s done that.”
 
I wish he’d copy Kevin Nolan’s Chicken celebration instead. Really need that in Fifa
 
In the new Netflix show Kaleidoscope, the father and daughter have a thing where he says "Show me where you're brave" and she points to her head just like Rashford does. Could be related.
 
He has one of those Elon Musk brain implants and he's interfacing with ChatGBT bots to spam Twitter
 
Because he is Marcus Rashford and can do anything he likes. Long Live Rashy
 
He's making reference to the fact that he lives rent free in so many peoples heads
 
Just to let everyone know how much of a soft touch he is.
 
He is training to be a psychologist…so ya know…he can read minds…
psycic-anchorman.gif
 
Because it’s his celebration and he keeps scoring.
 
It's to do with raising awareness of mental illness. Penile disfunction is next on the list.
 
it's because he hasn't got the minerals to pull off ray houghton's 'roly-poly' celebration v italy from usa 94.
 
He's just got a part in the new worzel gummage movie and that this is his new thinking head.and that he is very much happy he's got ant Sally back.
 
In the last game it was because there was a bit of grass stuck on his head so he was pointing at it to tell himself to wipe it off, but then kept forgetting that he is also himself so could just wipe it off.
 
Surprised Rashford hasn’t been asked why he does it by one of the interviewers after a game. Won’t be long before he gets asked and then he’ll tell us.
 
It can mean whatever he wants it to at this point as long as he keeps getting to do it.
 
He can turn into Woody Woodpecker for all I care if he keeps banging goals in.
 
He did it once and he scored again in the next game, so he got all superstitious about it and now he can't stop. Happens to the best of us.
 
Erling and KDB should do the head pointing celebration after they dismantle Rashy 4-0
 
You must log in or register to reply here.