Why can't the English bat?

[Spoony]

Me.

You won't like me, when I'm angry.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Me.

You won't like me, when I'm angry.

i can imagine...i barely like you now.

 

[Spoony]

But I love you.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

But I love you.

that's why you take it, bitch.

 

[Spoony]

Kristin Kreuk is my bird.

In your dreams, I hear you say.

Yes, actually, that's true.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Kristin Kreuk is my bird.

In your dreams, I hear you say.

Yes, actually, that's true.

that short, dark girl who looks about 12?

i'm beginning to suspect i'm not your type.

 

[Dubai_Devil]

that short, dark girl who looks about 12?

i'm beginning to suspect i'm not your type.

That's the one, from Smallville, she also does those annoying Neutrogena ads.

Havn't we had this conversation before?

 

[Spoony]

that short, dark girl who looks about 12?

i'm beginning to suspect i'm not your type.

She was my bird in last night's dream. Although, come to think of it, when she smiled, small fangs appeared now and again. But I found that cute. How surreal eh? Why do some dreams feel real, even though, they're well screwed up!

You've got tits and an arse. I think you're my type.

 

[GiggsysGirl]

i was awoken from my slumber yesterday morning by a text from a friend about an actor in a movie she wants to see.

i blearily read it and fell straight back to sleep...and then dreamed about him!

it was genius!

this isn't really cricket, is it?

 

[Spoony]

what's actor's name?

 

[GiggsysGirl]

Robert Hoffman.

pourquoi?