Film Why are many blockbuster movies failing at the box office?

Only just skimmed through our post so may have missed a bit of context, but I agree - layers of cum is the main reason why cinemas are failing. You're right.
Seems to me like you understood it pretty well.
 
They don’t let you have a wank and smoke dope in the theaters anymore. That and the thin layer of cum on the seats was the only reason the theater existed, in my opinion.