Whoever is shouting "Shoot" in the stadium...

You don’t want to score goals and win games? Really stupid and unnecessarily negative post.

You are not going to score goals and win games when Ugarte is unleashing shots from 35 yards away from goal. You just lose the ball and wont score.
 
Shouting 'Ahhhhh...you're shit!' at goalkeepers makes them sad. Some cry.
 
You don’t want to score goals and win games? Really stupid and unnecessarily negative post.
Bruno Fernandes has had the most shots without scoring in ANY of Europe's "big 5" leagues.

Long range shooting is dead in modern football. Long range shots are where attacks go to die when the attacking team runs out of ideas.
 
Van Gaal was the same when they said attack. He shouted back we haven’t hit our 200 passes back to the goalie yet!
 
I prefer the phrase “FECKING HIT IT YOU C%-#*”.

It all depends on the circumstances/player involved if you wish to use the last two words or not.
 
Bruno Fernandes has had the most shots without scoring in ANY of Europe's "big 5" leagues.

Long range shooting is dead in modern football. Long range shots are where attacks go to die when the attacking team runs out of ideas.
This is ridiculous. We shouldn’t shoot from distance because it’s not the ‘modern way’, we shouldn’t counter attack because it’s too basic/predictable, we can’t walk it in because we have no patterns of play. Oh and if somebody goes on a solo and scores we are relying on individual brilliance. No wonder we struggle to score.
This isn’t FM24. There is no ‘perfect goal’. They all count however they go in and you increase your chances of scoring by actually kicking it at the goal!
Tell you what lads, just pass it around in the middle like Simpsons soccer and we’ll win the game with possession instead like LVG-ball. :rolleyes:
 
This is ridiculous. We shouldn’t shoot from distance because it’s not the ‘modern way’, we shouldn’t counter attack because it’s too basic/predictable, we can’t walk it in because we have no patterns of play. Oh and if somebody goes on a solo and scores we are relying on individual brilliance. No wonder we struggle to score.
This isn’t FM24. There is no ‘perfect goal’. They all count however they go in and you increase your chances of scoring by actually kicking it at the goal!
Tell you what lads, just pass it around in the middle like Simpsons soccer and we’ll win the game with possession instead like LVG-ball. :rolleyes:
They don't happen much anymore because of how rarely they work compared to the modern style. It died out because it was beaten basically.
 
This is ridiculous. We shouldn’t shoot from distance because it’s not the ‘modern way’, we shouldn’t counter attack because it’s too basic/predictable, we can’t walk it in because we have no patterns of play. Oh and if somebody goes on a solo and scores we are relying on individual brilliance. No wonder we struggle to score.
This isn’t FM24. There is no ‘perfect goal’. They all count however they go in and you increase your chances of scoring by actually kicking it at the goal!
Tell you what lads, just pass it around in the middle like Simpsons soccer and we’ll win the game with possession instead like LVG-ball. :rolleyes:
This might be THE strawman to end all strawmen. All Hail King Strawman!