So many men… shouldn’t we stop being so conservative with our choices and go with Katie Hopkins?
Film Who Should Be The Next James Bond(Wrong Answers Only) ?
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Only if the entire movie was her getting punched in the head whilst being asked "why are you such a cnut?"
Also getting kicked out of Australia while trying to get there for a mission.
Big Sam. The Bond the people deserve
Craig has just suggested Klopp. And people argued that Craig was good for bondiana!
The ultimate ladies' man, and he's probably already licenced to kill.
Bond - I'll have a martini shaken not stirred
Barman - Sorry but I'm going to have to see some I.D. first.
Phil Mitchell. A real man of the people for once.
He's too short.
Why run towards danger when you can run away from it?
Diane Abbott would tick all the boxes.
Hah! Gets my vote.
Karl Pilkington. Basically like An Idiot Abroad, but with bad guys, and they'll be sorry when he whips out the prize Bond gadget - a tie with pockets.
Would make a hell of a Bond villain
Tom Hiddleston. Check out the range.
Phil Wang's version of the ad to cleanse the palate.
Phil Wang's version of the ad to cleanse the palate.
Ha!
Tom is a damn fine man. He lost some credibility when he got mixed up Taylor Swift.
Bond villains - do we need ‘em?
That’s their business model, them and Lad Bible, post other peoples content and claim it as their own.
I feel in a Brexit Britain, Bond should reflect the shit-munching public. They should get the Bond they deserve… it’s gotta be Farage.
‘My name’s Farage, Nigel Farage. 007, licence to kill (my own nation’s economy, identity, morale etc).
‘My name’s Farage, Nigel Farage. 007, licence to kill (my own nation’s economy, identity, morale etc).
The first James Bond to be court ordered not to be a sex pest.. and not before time!
James Corden.
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Give it to Giggsy.
I think it’s time to shake things up and go a comedic route. In that case James Corden is a solid choice.
McKenna and Carrick, make it double Bond. 007 and 008
What’s Sergio Canales Shane up to these days?
Aaron Taylor-Johnson the frontrunner.
He's too you... no wait, I'm too old
If you're good enough, you're old enoughHe's too you... no wait, I'm too old