Which Forward will we sign or loan today? (Deadline Day)

[LawCharltonBest]

Surely there must be some old fecker in a shit off-season League who we can get? Like when we got Larsson or Ighalo? I’m not down with who plays for who since I stopped playing FM and FIFA so you will need to guide me who though.

Also I read that we can get Cristiano Ronaldo on a free because his contract is nearly expired. But I don’t know if that’s confirmed. And I don’t think any of you sour bastards will want him back, the poor soul

Good morning bastards

 

[hellhunter]

We won't sign anyone today

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Forwards? What are you on about? We don't need "goals" to win football matches.

 

[red_de_pologne]

Could do worse than Joao Felix who seems to be going on loan to Italy

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Patrick Bamford

 

[DarkLord1984]

Let's definitely get Ronaldo back.

Third time's a charm.

I perceive no possible way that this idea could go horribly wrong.

 

[GDaly95]

Assume Brighton wouldn't sell Welbeck?

I'd imagine Osimhen would be too complicated.

Is Evan Ferguson to West Ham a done thing?

How are we here again. Fecking hell. Looking for a present day equivalent of Ighalo or Weghorst.

 

[Oranges038]

Could do worse than Joao Felix who seems to be going on loan to Italy

You probably could if you tried hard enough.
Still have no idea how that lad is so highly rated.

 

[CallyRed]

Andy Carroll

 

[Solius]

Glenn Murray

 

[Tallis]

Is Ighalo still playing ?

 

[CallyRed]

All suggestions so far are better options than what we currently have. Mentions after this post will also be better.

 

[GaryLifo]

We won't sign anyone today

This

 

[KranjskaKlobasa]

Are Wout or Odion still playing?

 

[LawCharltonBest]

You probably could if you tried hard enough.
Still have no idea how that lad is so highly rated.

I can imagine his YouTube highlight reel looks decent. But not so much when you actually watch him consistently

 

[Ole'sgunnarwin]

We should try and get Ronaldo, Pogba, Greenwood back on loan. We're not going forward as a club so let's go back

 

[Annihilate Now!]

Is Ighalo still playing ?

I bloody wish - a goal every 120 minutes that first season!

 

[Smores]

No one as not many clubs will let us loan a player for half a season with no obligation and I think our actual targets are only available in the summer.

 

[OverratedOpinion]

Maybe some news about Mount being close to training. False 9

Basically a new signing.

 

[nazanto]

Reckon Cavani can do the job for us still? I miss his archer celebration.

 

[Foolsgold21]

Feels like every single January window this happens - what a shower

I am going to go with talks with Tel being reignited at the 25th hour.

 

[dovaris]

*A wild Tammy Abraham loan appears*

 

[Solius]

*A wild Tammy Abraham loan appears*

I mean I feel like we've collectively baulked at that in the past but I'd snatch your hand off right now.

 

[Annihilate Now!]

I mean I feel like we've collectively baulked at that in the past but I'd snatch your hand off right now.

I wouldn't baulk Timmy Abraham currently.

 

[Godfather]

Is Dong still around?

 

[ROFLUTION]

Just offer Casemiro as a swap for any Saudi league striker really. Gets him off our books, adresses a problem we have.

 

[MonkeysMagic]

It appears we are only too obliging to let our attacking players leave on loan with no obligation to buy, but the selling clubs are not! I guess that's what happens when you are incompetent at transfer business, so the question is: are Utd going to demonstrate further incompetence today or be more astute? I'm going with the former!

 

[buchansleftleg]

Is Dong still around?

I'd say more tubular in shape.

 

[MaMa given red]

I wouldn't baulk Timmy Abraham currently.

Could we manage to convince him to give up playing for Tonbridge Angels to join us though?

 

[Shane88]

James Wilson.

 

[Godfather]

I'd say more tubular in shape.

So you are saying he can hold up a football? Get the lad signed again!

 

[REDARMY45]

Kenny Miller

 

[Sassy Colin]

Does this really need a new thread, or is it just another excuse to fecking moan about something?

 

[MaMa given red]

Just offer Casemiro as a swap for any Saudi league striker really. Gets him off our books, adresses a problem we have.

Any Saudi League striker?

Ali Al-Masoud - Al Fateh SC to Man United - #HERE WE GO!

 

[Scriblerus]

I'm expecting no-one and will probably still be disappointed.

 

[Red_Aaron]

Are the Americans still playing?
That little Argentine lad in miami looks good

 

[redNATION]

Where’s Macheda when you need him!

 

[golden_blunder]

Mane
Lacazette
Luke De Jong
Any chance of Messi for a pure loan?

 

[golden_blunder]

Paul Mullins

 

[The Tribal Chief]

Where’s Macheda when you need him!

Last I heard he is playing in Greece