Rooney is just swinging his cock, making he doesn't get jerked around (in his mind) all over the pitch as he has the last few seasons.
But this puts Moyes in a pickle (speaking of cocks) -- does he allow a marquee player push him around or does he man up and remind his marquee player who, at least on paper, gives orders and who takes orders?
Moyes will always have to deal with headaches as United manager, but it's really unfortunate for him this one comes right at him on Day One.