When does this ridiculous parody of a sport feck off and leave us with the football?

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I am fed up of going to sports pages and reading some crap headline about how someone took a duck test or did something else extraordinarily pointless and retarded.

Give me back my football as the top news getter. Cricket, feck off. You're ruining the headlines.

It says a lot that this is "noodle's Asses Extravaganza". He's got Dr. Do/Don't's leg before his wicket right now. Homos.
 
This is why the rest of the world hates you. Just in case you wondered.
 
Even worse, Plech. You could have been trounced at cricket by the convicts. Oh, wait...

It always amuses me as a Southerner to be called a 'Yank'.

You didn't answer my question, though.

When does this little indulgence of your homosexual side end then?
 
mehro said:
what's a duck test?
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It's explained in Monty Python & the Holy Grail I think..

Don't know what it's got to do with cricket. Unless... do you think Shane Warne could be a witch?

Burn 'im, Burn 'im!
 
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What we need is some big scales, a duck, Shane Warne and a box of matches.
 
Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: [meekly after a long pause] ... I got better.
Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway!
 
marcosdeto said:
Jasonhr is right

sincher, mehro, plech, spoon and kf are in the middle of a gay orgy



pinky wickets!
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Yep agreed - Cricket is utter, utter fecking shite. I'd rather ram red hot needles, dipped in sulphuric acid into my eyeballs.... or come to think of it do that to the twat who invented the fecking boring non sport that is these retards all dressed in white , wearing make up, rubbing balls along their crotches and not moving very much.

Watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting :devil:
 
ruuds left boot said:
Yep agreed - Cricket is utter, utter fecking shite. I'd rather ram red hot needles, dipped in sulphuric acid into my eyeballs.... or come to think of it do that to the twat who invented the fecking boring non sport that is these retards all dressed in white , wearing make up, rubbing balls along their crotches and not moving very much.

Watching paint dry is infinitely more interesting :devil:
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:lol:

so ... i guess you are not a big fan of cricket ;)
 
jasonrh said:
I am fed up of going to sports pages and reading some crap headline about how someone took a duck test or did something else extraordinarily pointless and retarded.

Give me back my football as the top news getter. Cricket, feck off. You're ruining the headlines.

It says a lot that this is "noodle's Asses Extravaganza". He's got Dr. Do/Don't's leg before his wicket right now. Homos.
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What do you expect if you go on BBC or Skysports the ashes is a big thing between England and the Aussies. If your bothered by it dont go on English websites go on them shite American ones let them talk about them even better sports.
 
Rooney1987 said:
What do you expect if you go on BBC or Skysports the ashes is a big thing between England and the Aussies. If your bothered by it dont go on English websites go on them shite American ones let them talk about them even better sports.
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come on mate, we are saying that just to make fun of plech, sincher, spoon and kf
 
Can all posters from non-Commonwealth countries feck off and die?

Bunch of feckwits.
 
Rooney1987 said:
What do you expect if you go on BBC or Skysports the ashes is a big thing between England and the Aussies. If your bothered by it dont go on English websites go on them shite American ones let them talk about them even better sports.
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It is unmitigated shite.

As is American sport.

Hence the reason why I seek refuge on the website you pay for with your licence money.

At least you could have the common decency to provide me with what I want.
 
Don't criticise what you don't understand.
 
I don't like cricket.

Yet i can't stop watching it.

I guess sport is like beer, pizza and sex. Bad is better than no.
 
Except when comparing Michael Jackson and Chuck G.
 
So obviously this god-awful thing has still not fecked off.

Is this new Caf forum some concession to the homosexuals, after noodle was made a mod?
 
jasonrh said:
So obviously this god-awful thing has still not fecked off.

Is this new Caf forum some concession to the homosexuals, after noodle was made a mod?
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says a man from a country where the national pastime is rounders in pajamas.
 
The title of this thread reminds me of someone that loves to go on his favourite porn site but can't help get distracted by the gaylove scenes that flash up and then clicks them.Cricket is quality feck off.
 
massey said:
The title of this thread reminds me of someone that loves to go on his favourite porn site but can't help get distracted by the gaylove scenes that flash up and then clicks them.Cricket is quality feck off.
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:lol:
 
massey said:
The title of this thread reminds me of someone that loves to go on his favourite porn site but can't help get distracted by the gaylove scenes that flash up and then clicks them.Cricket is quality feck off.
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:lol:
 
massey said:
The title of this thread reminds me of someone that loves to go on his favourite porn site but can't help get distracted by the gaylove scenes that flash up and then clicks them.Cricket is quality feck off.
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So you're saying that watching days on end of cricket is the equivalent of watching days (gays?) on end of gay porn?

Now I know why this is noodle's forum.
 
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