What's the pettiest thing you've read at least one caftard moan about?

[Becks_VII]

The absolute state that some people get themselves into when criticising Fabrizio Romano.

This 100%! I find it baffling

 

[crossy1686]

Team selection on match day

 

[Berbasbullet]

Team selection on match day

Do you mean the graphic number order thing? If so then this!

 

[crossy1686]

Do you mean the graphic number order thing? If so then this!

Everything about it! From the order they show the numbers to ‘why is x playing!?’ like people have inside knowledge on what’s happened in training all week.

 

[AFC NimbleThumb]

Anyone that voted Rashford out in that car crash of a thread yet still won’t dial it back despite multiple examples his dip in 21/22 was the outlier.

 

[CloneMC16]

Lingard and Pogba daring to dance and have fun.

Haircuts as well.

 

[duffer]

off-topic, BBC reports the same story saying : Goalkeeper Donnarumma and partner...

I mean, is she is his wife what not call her , you know, wife?

This belongs in here I reckon.

 

[AdamColeBebe]

Pundits. If you don't like what they say then put the match on at kick off time, switch off at half time then on again for the second half. Then do something else once the game's finished. You're choosing to listen to the pundit you don't like. Strange.

 

[Lost bear]

The claims De Gea is a United legend because he wouldn’t flush.

That’s a bog standard comment.

 

[Basa1987]

There was a moaner who once complained about the credentials of a data scientist hired by United and compared him to Liverpool's data scientist who apparently had more of a football background

 

[Ish]

Must be when they start moaning about the clothes and haircuts of certain players

 

[krazyrobus]

Having absolute meltdowns when youth players are sold for a value less than the imaginary figure they invented in their heads

I'll add fringe players. The amount of folks complaining about Telles' sales figure boggles my mind.

Pundits. If you don't like what they say then put the match on at kick off time, switch off at half time then on again for the second half. Then do something else once the game's finished. You're choosing to listen to the pundit you don't like. Strange.

Same with commentary, mute it if it's that bad.

 

[The Boy]

Inheritance tax

 

[horsechoker]

Some prat was moaning about cast iron pans

"wah my cast iron is a bit sticky waaaaahhh"

shut up

 

[DatIrishFella]

I think the Jagielka video is being milked to take a jab on Moyes.

For all it worth he might only wants Rio to play in a certain way and not meant for him to learn from Jagielka per se.

Look Ronnie, i want to play like what Robben did on my previous team. Might worth to watch a couple vids to get the better idea of how i want you to play.

But hey it's moyes.

But the gulf in class between Ferdinand/Jagielka and Robben/Ronaldo isnt the same.

 

[Acole9]

Where to start Posters that go on about net spend (Just enjoy watching your team)

Coaching staff and their credentials, most other teams fans probably don't know who the coaching staff are yet our fanbase think they're qualified to decide whether they should be part of the managers backroom team.

 

[Dve]

Goldbridge making things up, then moaning about it for 30 minutes.

 

[Stobzilla]

Private car parking spaces.

 

[colombianmancunian]

Posters moaning about “sell on value” as if we were Porto or Dortmund.

 

[Oluwaplumpie]

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