Most likely net used for fishing, it is Norway after all.
What's in the package?
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Most likely net used for fishing, it is Norway after all.
I'm beginning to think that the box is a ruse, concocted by these Noggy amdrams.
So what was in it afterall?
I bet the package will contain a violin with a note saying, "play this for two hours".
You'd think the Illuminati would put on a better show than this.
Sperm
It was the lady on the stage omar. She's dancing because she is free now.
FFS, not Jessie J again...
ffs, thought she was going off the stage then, but she turned around and starting doing star jumps again.
Ibsen
It's me, Cathy, in me nightie,
It's so co-o-old, let's just open the parcel.
It's me, Cathy, in me nightie,
It's so co-o-old, let's just open the parcel.
She has nice legs
And now, Part 759 of today's school assembly.
Why didn't they just take it to an airport and x-ray the thing?
this is painful
And now we're getting the full story of the package.
That last song wasn't a patch on My Lovely Horse.
Next up Paul McCartney and John Terry
This is WUM of the century right here.
our lives are meaningless arent they?
Spam
This should have been open 2 hrs ago wankers
This is why Norway always gets nil points in Eurovision-no-one can face them hosting it.
John Terry is opening the package, didn't you know? Actually I don't think they know yet.
I've had this stream on mute the entire time. Am I missing anything?
feck's sake, you've already said all this. Why say it in both Norwegian and English?
This is like a horrible Eurovision, substituting French for Norwegian.
This is like a horrible Eurovision, substituting French for Norwegian.
feck...I have to go to a meeting. If I give somebody my number will you send me updates?
No, a bit of history but hopefully we are nearly there now.
I said that over an hour ago though.
Lass in the embroidered frock is bigging it up now.
O ZarlakIt's the Occasional Table!
It's happening now though, wait a few minutes.
Yes, let's all clap at the blokes carrying tables on stage. The real heroes of the night.
FFS just open it
finally
Tables!
Somebody take up this prime wumming opportunity
They are going to start putting wall paper up, aren't they? FFS.