feck all, but you can wrap both around an Indian's head.
I'm here all week.
I'm here all week.
What's a turban and a cricket bat have in common?
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History will repeat itself.
Haha we're going to embaress Bangla at the world cup. Who gave this untalented bunch test status?
amolbhatia100 said:
Actually, it was largely thanks to you lot you silly gimp.
The only team to come out of this contest embarrassed will be the prodigal sons of Bharat as they demonstrate, yet again, their uniquely Indian penchant for being fecking shit at World Cups.
Melbourne Red said:
We've won it before you moron. We just gave you that status out of pity. Also your people love to watch their country lose at something miserbaly all the time, so its a money making move.
You won it when the Aussies were shit, the Kiwis were shitter and the Sri Lankans were the shittest of the lot. It's like winning the bloody Scottish Premier League.
You cnuts are like the English football fans. Still having a national circle jerk about one victory that occured during the Cold War era, and then continuing to wank yourselves into a collective lather every four years while your team slumps out of each tournament like a spent cock.
Come to think of it, that 'cock' motif certainly comes in handy when describing Indian cricket and its fans in general.
'Pity' my arse. Pity is what motivated us to let you win every other game during that series, you deluded, over-excited bunch of twats.
You cnuts are like the English football fans. Still having a national circle jerk about one victory that occured during the Cold War era, and then continuing to wank yourselves into a collective lather every four years while your team slumps out of each tournament like a spent cock.
Come to think of it, that 'cock' motif certainly comes in handy when describing Indian cricket and its fans in general.
'Pity' my arse. Pity is what motivated us to let you win every other game during that series, you deluded, over-excited bunch of twats.
Melbourne Red said:
Oh no you're not derranged at all. You let us win!? Bangladesh! This keeps getting funnier.
'You won it when the Aussies were shit, the Kiwis were shitter and the Sri Lankans were the shittest of the lot.'
What a clueless fuceker. Did you start watching cricket yesterday?? Ever heard of the West Indies and how they could play a bit back then? Maybe just maybe they had the greatest cricketing side in the history of the game. Kiwis?? Wtf have the Kiwis won? feck that, Bangla make them look like world beaters.Oh and since you've already displayed your dillusion, keep in mind that only two teams have actually won the world cup more than once. Pakistan, Sri Lanka and us are the others to have lifted the trophy. Your mighty Kiwis havent, England havent, SA havent and your lot never ever will.
Bangla
amolbhatia100 said:
Oh no you're not derranged at all. You let us win!? Bangladesh! This keeps getting funnier.
'You won it when the Aussies were shit, the Kiwis were shitter and the Sri Lankans were the shittest of the lot.'
Oh and since you've already displayed your dillusion, keep in mind that only two teams have actually won the world cup more than once. Pakistan, Sri Lanka and us are the others to have lifted the trophy. Your mighty Kiwis havent, England havent, SA havent and your lot never ever will.
Bangla
During a period when 3 of the top 8 cricketing nations were either on the wane or finding their feet in international cricket, you bunch of fecking chancers manage to somehow land in the final Inspector Clouseau-style and catch the West Indians on an off day.
Not to mention the fact that the Saffers were still banned. You feckers are the cricketing equivalent of that Australian skater who won an Olympic Gold Medal because everyone else fell over.
feck me, a nation of 1 billion people with the richest cricket board in the World and that's all you useless cnuts have to show for it. I'm embarrassed for you.
Spoony knew his onions re: cricket. I reckon you feckers privately engineered his banning because you couldn't bear to read his usually spot-on views about cricket anymore.
P.S Tendulkar is shit.
Sourav Ganguly stretches his arms to indicate just how much he wishes he'd been born on the right side of the Bengali border
feck knows why. We couldn't find a spot for the cnut.
He was your captain for a while, mind.
Spoony does know his cricket. You my friend do not. This thread is making me laugh, you're embaressing yourself in the same way Bangladesh do everytime they put out their pathetic little cricket team for an international match. You're trying to argue with me how we arent good at the game!
This is one for the classics. Oh and Ganguly was brilliant, and would probably be your best bowler.
This is one for the classics. Oh and Ganguly was brilliant, and would probably be your best bowler.
India's 1983 World Cup Team take a moment to reflect on their victorious campaign. Like the rest of the World, they're slightly embarrassed about the outcome too.
Oh and im still laughing at you. This is priceless.
Universally renowned football legend Lothar Matthaus indicates just how much combined talent is comprised in the Indian cricket team. Meanwhile, amused Caftards laughingly remember the time Amol admitted that he's never heard of Lothar Matthaus. Much like cricket, he knows feck all about football too.
This from the chap who didnt know about the greatest cricket team of all time.. and who thought our win didnt mean anything because we didnt face the might of the KIWIS!! Please keep bringing you're spastic insights to this forum. It gets more and more entertaining, in a rather pityful way.
Please keep bringing you're spastic insights to this forum. It gets more and more entertaining, in a rather pityful way.
Demonstrating a staggering inability to compute wit, sarcasm, irony or any other indicator of pisstake, Amolbhatiboy rages at the dual suggestions that India are shit, and that Bangladesh are better than India. Then, whilst notching up a Jopubesque smilie count to appear nonchalant, he actually takes the time out of his life to argue that India aren't really all that bad, and that Bangladesh are not, in fact, better than India.
No shit you fecking spastic!
Cricket is for poofters anyway.
Not wound up at all then Melb?Melbourne Red said:
Seething.
Grrr Srikanth.
Grrr Armanath.
Grrr Srikanth.
Grrr Armanath.
Spoony will be back for the WC. No doubt to call Tandulkar gay.
http://aus.cricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/2005-06/SL_IN_BDESH/SCORECARDS/SL_BDESH_ODI2_22FEB2006.html
Sri Lanka will not escape unharmed either.
Sri Lanka will not escape unharmed either.
Hehe, go on Sults, the lunatic fringe don't visit this part of the site.
Tell us what Spoony did
Tell us what Spoony did
Melbourne Red said:
He's on a tour of Europe for a month, no doubt catching aids.
Melbourne Red said:
I didnt have to try to appear any way, it was a genuinly laughable thread.Melbourne Red said:
Its an internet forum you clown. You're not supposed to take it soo seriously.Melbourne Red said:
I have around 10 thousand posts, it doesnt indicate that the stuff i replied to was of utter importance to the human race.
After cutting his teeth on several dozen multi page threads about Tendulkar in which he showed us how non-seriously he takes it all, Amol is continuing to demonstrate exactly how one posts without taking it all too seriously.
Personally, I'm a little bit apprehensive about the presence of Bermuda in the group. Unlike nations like India and Sri Lanka, we have no evidence to suggest that Bermuda are crap enough to lose to Bangladesh. But I suppose that's just the luck of the draw isn't it? There's always a chance that you're going to lumped in a group with a bogey team and Bermuda will be ours.
But I can't help but wish we'd drawn the Australians instead.
ODI # 2250
NatWest Series, 2005, 2nd Match
Australia v Bangladesh
Sophia Gardens, Cardiff
18 June 2005 (50-over match)
Result: Bangladesh won by 5 wickets
Points: Bangladesh 5, Australia 1
http://uk.cricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/2005/OD_TOURNEYS/NWS/SCORECARDS/AUS_BDESH_NWS_ODI2_18JUN2005.html
But I can't help but wish we'd drawn the Australians instead.
ODI # 2250
NatWest Series, 2005, 2nd Match
Australia v Bangladesh
Sophia Gardens, Cardiff
18 June 2005 (50-over match)
Result: Bangladesh won by 5 wickets
Points: Bangladesh 5, Australia 1
http://uk.cricinfo.com/db/ARCHIVE/2005/OD_TOURNEYS/NWS/SCORECARDS/AUS_BDESH_NWS_ODI2_18JUN2005.html
Bangladesh>Australia
Surely they'll win the World Cup.
Surely they'll win the World Cup.
mehro said:
This was established in post 26.
A few people have taken offence at this thread.
I am working on the assumption that it is more or less friendly banter mainly between posters of ethnic Bangladeshi, Indian and Pakistani origins if not actual current nationality.
Is that a fair assumption?
On the other hand Melbourne Red is a Scouse supporter so maybe I should just ban him
I am working on the assumption that it is more or less friendly banter mainly between posters of ethnic Bangladeshi, Indian and Pakistani origins if not actual current nationality.
Is that a fair assumption?
On the other hand Melbourne Red is a Scouse supporter so maybe I should just ban him
No, it's not a fair assumption. Ban him.
It is the only languge his sort* understand.
* Australian Bangladeshi Melbournian Scousers
* Australian Bangladeshi Melbournian Scousers
Can we just ban Bangladesh?
Wibble said:
That's some unique combination...
To be fair it's not all bad, he love Lancashire CCC.
Doubt if I'll get an answer but exactly who took offense to this thread?
mehro said:
Wibbs*
*It's a wind up Mehro.
I think a one week ban is about fair.
mehro said:
We did get the odd reported post but I promised to not say who it was.
Persecute Marcos the splitter
I don't mind Aussies, I don't mind Bangladeshis, I can tolerates scousers but fecking Melbournians, no way. Ban the cnut.
That was good banter with Slabber an all. You on the other hand are rubbish at it and start making stuff up. Taking this thread seriouslyMelbourne Red said:
Sultan said:
So it was just a WU by the mods?