Welcome to Basel - you're fcuking welcome to it <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
Originally posted by Jens:
<strong>Mick
Never knew you loved us that much.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Nowt personal Jensy lad... you understand how it is...
I've been to Switzerland and Basel for that matter. It's nothing but hills, snow and Cows, and the odd cow bell every now and again. In shops they sell nothing but pen-knives.
You think you've got away from the cows with big bells on when u turn the corner and theres either a big shop with a pervey old man selling penknives and cowbells, or more cows with bells on.
All the women have armpit hair or testicals and most of them are called gary. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
If thats basel then you can keep it matey. <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
You think you've got away from the cows with big bells on when u turn the corner and theres either a big shop with a pervey old man selling penknives and cowbells, or more cows with bells on.
All the women have armpit hair or testicals and most of them are called gary. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
If thats basel then you can keep it matey. <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
Not to mention Switzerland is one of the most expensive places there is ...
No wonder they can afford to leave the street lights on during the night in Zürich ...
Brighton? Bavaria?
Ich bin für ne Volksabstimmung ...
Ich bin für ne Volksabstimmung ...
Bollocks, i stayed in numerous Swiss hotels, one of which had bee's coming through the floorboards and felt like an army barrocks. And no it werent a hotel just for english ppl b4 someone makes an incredibly funny comment, swiss people stayed there too and they didnt seem to care that it was a shithole. 98% of hotels are like that in my experience.
The cows are taking over, dont be suprised if theres a pitch invasion of cows during the match, WITH BELLS. RUN FOR THE HILLS....wait theres more of them there too, WHAT TO DO.. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
The cows are taking over, dont be suprised if theres a pitch invasion of cows during the match, WITH BELLS. RUN FOR THE HILLS....wait theres more of them there too, WHAT TO DO.. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
Actually feckwit, we stopped by there on a school trip, only for a coupla days but still, it still stands as probably one of the shittiest places ive been to...
Im Endeffekt seid ihr doch verkappte GC-Fans, oder was wäre der FCB ohne die ganzen Ex-GCler? Gross, M Yakin, H Yakin, Haas, Esposito, Cantaluppi ...
Originally posted by Sublimus:
<strong>Look at our beautiful city in awe and envy.
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Nah, doesn't do it for me. I prefer this:
Originally posted by Sublimus:
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No, it's mainly Germans avoiding to be robbed by the communist Schröder regime and bringing their money to us.
But we suffer from heavy competition like the Cayman Islands (a British colony) and Gibraltar (a British colony) where laundring your money is easier than laundring your underwear.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Kommunist Schröder? Wer hat dir in die Birne geschissen?
Kümmert euch Schweizer doch um euren eigenen Dreck (und macht ne Volksabstimmung
Originally posted by VanNistlerater:
<strong>Bollocks, i stayed in numerous Swiss hotels, one of which had bee's coming through the floorboards and felt like an army barrocks. And no it werent a hotel just for english ppl b4 someone makes an incredibly funny comment, swiss people stayed there too and they didnt seem to care that it was a shithole. 98% of hotels are like that in my experience.
The cows are taking over, dont be suprised if theres a pitch invasion of cows during the match, WITH BELLS. RUN FOR THE HILLS....wait theres more of them there too, WHAT TO DO.. <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>
Guess you landed in one of our training camps preparing our social workers for their stay in Britain
I missed that course and got it worse when being in Manchester: a room with 5 dirty Brits stinking and sleeping. The blankets were stolen, of course. Later on I met a nice guy, very talkative and funny. I started to think that England is not that a bad place at all and that one shouldn't have that many prejudices...until he proposed me to feck with him
Originally posted by Jens:
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Kommunist Schröder? Wer hat dir in die Birne geschissen?
Kümmert euch Schweizer doch um euren eigenen Dreck (und macht ne Volksabstimmung
Hey Jens, easy, ich habe überhaupt nix gegen Deutschland, lebe ja selber in Frankfurt. Aber wenn Du mal auf unser Forum kommst, dann siehst Du, dass diese arroganten Inselaffen genau so'ne Scheisse posten bei uns wie ich hier.
Die 1893 hat nen anderen Hintergrund wie der FCB. Bevor du fragst.
where are u fcuking swiss subanus?
FC Basel ist die Schizer.
I fear the suicide rate in Switzerland has just increased by one.
Originally posted by sidsutton:
<strong>I fear the suicide rate in Switzerland has just increased by one.
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this thread is fecking sick!
it's 3:1 united, please stick to football will ya!
it's 3:1 united, please stick to football will ya!
why don't you bloody swiss stick to neutrality??? ..... playing football .... i think after tonight's defeat you should stick to eating chocolate!!!
Originally posted by Sublimus:
<strong>To all the fans who go to Basel, I give you a warm welcome.
Look at our beautiful city in awe and envy. Free your lungs of the Manchester smog and enjoy some clean air and water. Your chance to become straight again, as you CAN look at the women without vomiting. Take our superior salaries and standard of living as a motivation to make it better. Take some holiday from your shithole called Manchester.
As you probably can't afford the travel, call the Swiss embassy. Our third world development aid also includes Britain.
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Is your town the one that has a freeway that goes nowhere?
Originally posted by Sublimus:
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Guess you landed in one of our training camps preparing our social workers for their stay in Britain
I missed that course and got it worse when being in Manchester: a room with 5 dirty Brits stinking and sleeping. The blankets were stolen, of course. Later on I met a nice guy, very talkative and funny. I started to think that England is not that a bad place at all and that one shouldn't have that many prejudices...until he proposed me to feck with him
Are you sure you didn't go to Liverpool by mistake?
<img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> @ this thread.
I've always prefered Austria than Switzerland.
Less German wannabees.
What has Switzerland ever given the world?.
Less German wannabees.
What has Switzerland ever given the world?.
Originally posted by MPTutd:
<strong>I've always prefered Austria than Switzerland.
Less German wannabees.
What has Switzerland ever given the world?.</strong><hr></blockquote>
Great goalkeepers like Henchoz!
Pity they didn't have one last night!
But it was a great night of football - only thing is someone forgot to tell them they were playing Manchester United & not Liverpool!
@ jens
you don't even have a football team!
you don't even have a football team!
Switzerland is a beautiful place, but give me Geneva over Basil any day of the week.
Ruud enjoyed himself that much, he'll probably want to go there every year now
ps. Anyone who diss's Manchester (Scousers dont count) clearly wouldnt be able to have a good time anywhere. The place rocks
Ruud enjoyed himself that much, he'll probably want to go there every year now
ps. Anyone who diss's Manchester (Scousers dont count) clearly wouldnt be able to have a good time anywhere. The place rocks
Originally posted by MancFanFromManc:
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ps. Anyone who diss's Manchester (Scousers dont count) clearly wouldnt be able to have a good time anywhere. The place rocks
Nah, Scousers can't count.