Welcome to Basel!

Sublimus

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To all the fans who go to Basel, I give you a warm welcome.

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Look at our beautiful city in awe and envy. Free your lungs of the Manchester smog and enjoy some clean air and water. Your chance to become straight again, as you CAN look at the women without vomiting. Take our superior salaries and standard of living as a motivation to make it better. Take some holiday from your shithole called Manchester.

As you probably can't afford the travel, call the Swiss embassy. Our third world development aid also includes Britain.

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please please please


dont comment on something you cleary dont know what your talking about

will you lot feck off after we beat you tonght?
 
Basel, a City, looks more like a village to me! Are your roads made out of tarmac or are they still dirt tracks, maybe grass? ;)
 
yes, a small vilage who beat Liverpool and is gonna beat you.... not bad hein ???
 
Originally posted by Basel:
<strong>yes, a small vilage who beat Liverpool and is gonna beat you.... not bad hein ???</strong><hr></blockquote>

You lot don't half dream a lot! ;)

PS: Liverpool is also a little village.
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Originally posted by Sublimus:
<strong>To all the fans who go to Basel, I give you a warm welcome.

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Look at our beautiful city in awe and envy. Free your lungs of the Manchester smog and enjoy some clean air and water. Your chance to become straight again, as you CAN look at the women without vomiting. Take our superior salaries and standard of living as a motivation to make it better. Take some holiday from your shithole called Manchester.

As you probably can't afford the travel, call the Swiss embassy. Our third world development aid also includes Britain.

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come on, let's concentrate on what's going on on the pitch!
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Originally posted by Basel:
<strong>yes, a small vilage who beat Liverpool and is gonna beat you.... not bad hein ???</strong><hr></blockquote>

Remind me please, when did you beat liverpool ?
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wtf basel is ? never heard of em, is it some kind of small vilage with fat bastards everywhere on the farm diggin holes for corns
 
Originally posted by WeasteDevil:
<strong>Basel, a City, looks more like a village to me! Are your roads made out of tarmac or are they still dirt tracks, maybe grass? ;) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Angel, you can't know that, but the outside world doesn't look like an English suburb ;)
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Switzerland - Highest suicide rates in Europe, you say? <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Originally posted by aleni:
<strong>wtf basel is ? never heard of em, is it some kind of small vilage with fat bastards everywhere on the farm diggin holes for corns</strong><hr></blockquote>

No it's a place you couldn't even afford a chewing gum unless you go back to work in your coal mine <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
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Good knifes, shit bottlers when it comes to fighting though <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Originally posted by curt:
<strong>Switzerland - Highest suicide rates in Europe, you say? <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

That's because Swiss people love to go to London and some of their flights are deviated to Manchester. Even the happiest Swiss can't bear such a depressing sight.
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That was a bit sly though, hiding all that Nazi gold stolen from the Jews. Decent chocolate though
 
Originally posted by 26 may 1999:
<strong>Why do you provoke us?

:confused: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Relax, don't be so uptight <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />
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Originally posted by 77:
<strong>That was a bit sly though, hiding all that Nazi gold stolen from the Jews. Decent chocolate though</strong><hr></blockquote>

Not our mistake if you're too stupid to invest your profits from slave-trading properly :D
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ok, dont go away and make sure u keep posting in this thread after we beat u today ok subanus?
 
Originally posted by 77:
<strong>Good knifes, shit bottlers when it comes to fighting though <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Well, usually we let the Russian mafia do the fighting. Question of keeping your hands clean from British dirt.
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So how come your lot are too soft to fight? <img src="graemlins/nervous.gif" border="0" alt="[Nervous]" />
 
Originally posted by aleni:
<strong>ok, dont go away and make sure u keep posting in this thread after we beat u today ok subanus?</strong><hr></blockquote>

I'm impressed you know that much about the outside world. You really DID hear of laptops and Wireless LANs? Because I will sit in our stadium watching your defeat live.
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Yeah, you ungrateful wimps, if it wasn't for us Brits, youz'd all be speaking German now.... hang on.... you feckers do speak German.... :p
 
Originally posted by redinsyd:
<strong>Swiss = wannabe Germans</strong><hr></blockquote>

English = wannabe American pets <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Make the most of it Tony... this is obviously your World Cup, Olympics and Eurovision song contest all rolled together... we're in this all the time.
 
Originally posted by Sublimus:
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English = wannabe American pets <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Sublimus = Hosenscheisser <img src="graemlins/lol.gif" border="0" alt="[Laugh Out Loud]" />
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Originally posted by 77:
<strong>Yeah, you ungrateful wimps, if it wasn't for us Brits, youz'd all be speaking German now.... hang on.... you feckers do speak German.... :p </strong><hr></blockquote>

As I said, we prefer to let others do the dirty work. And the English are especially excellent for that. And take care to come back healthy from Iraq, we might have a job for you in Basel: the stadium toilets will have to be cleaned throughly after filthy Man Utd fans' visit.
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I see why you Swish aren't famed for your comedy then <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />

SO who the feck are Basle anyway?, aren't Grasshoppers the top team in Switzerland... and Wasn't Hitler Swish or was he from that other German principality, Austria.
 
Here's one for you Swishers....

"Cowards die many times before their deaths;
The valiant never taste of death but once"

- Bill Shakespeare (a Red) <img src="graemlins/devil.gif" border="0" alt="[Devil]" />
 
Originally posted by 77:
<strong>I see why you Swish aren't famed for your comedy then <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />

SO who the feck are Basle anyway?, aren't Grasshoppers the top team in Switzerland... and Wasn't Hitler Swish or was he from that other German principality, Austria.</strong><hr></blockquote>

What is it with that English obsession about Germans and World War 2? Oh, yes, the last occasion to get a taste of glory...before you became a colony of the Yanks. :D
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Not that you know anything about fighting, but we hand out slappings on a regular basis.

Granted, you kicked the Scouse all over your village, but they aren't typical of the grafters in our great Nation.
 
Originally posted by redinsyd:
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Like the Jews - and then you rob their gold
<img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

Stop that you ugly antisemit <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" />
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Ich bin für ne Volksabstimmung :)

Ist doch den Schweizern ihre Lieblingsbeschäftigung ... ;)
 
Originally posted by Sublimus:
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Stop that you ugly antisemit <img src="graemlins/nono.gif" border="0" alt="[No No]" /> </strong><hr></blockquote>

How can you talk about anti-semitism with your record? And if you read it you'll understand that it's pro-Jewish, or can't you read you thick tw@t :rolleyes:
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