Brazil's World Cup squad always contains an attacker who plays in Brazil and is absolute pony.
Weird feelings of football
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The top scorer in the Serie A is an Italian that is over the age of 30 and barely anyone in England has heard of them.
Turkish clubs only ever sign players on loan.
All left-footed players are great at scoring freekicks whilst simultaneously being shite at taking pens.
The same can be said for Argentina.
Feyenoord will never win a European match again (we play mighty Dynamo Tblisi tonight).
World class foreign players only have a issue with the weather and the north when moving to United. It’s not an issue when moving to Liverpool & City though
Hah, joke's on this moron. We won 4-0.
Despite playing them on the opening day, Liverpool will have at least 3 more home games against Norwich and will win them all 4-0.
I see that Scott Carson has signed for Man City, continuing to prove that any goalkeeper that gets capped for England will ultimately end up the third choice squad filler at one of the top four clubs.
United always have some incredible statistic that seems that it must have been broken in the past few seasons, but apparently hasn't.
For example today the analyst mentioned that United have never lost at OT when leading at halftime. Feels like that's happened at least 10 times since Fergie!
For example today the analyst mentioned that United have never lost at OT when leading at halftime. Feels like that's happened at least 10 times since Fergie!
Jesse Lingard is still a kid with great potential... some would have you believe! 
Or Burnley (Hart, and didn't Robinson go there at one point?)
With Suarez scoring a hat trick in each one.
4.30pm kick offs seem to finish just in time for bed.
At some point in the last two years, Swansea, Derby, and Leeds all became the same team.
Every time a La Liga player renews his contract, he has to get linked with United first.
This thread has gotten weaker sadly.
Woah. No using this thread for deliberate reverse jinxes.
And Dan James played for ALL three!!!
For the last 4 years Pedro has always been about 31 years old and having the odd good game for Chelsea, but generally just doing some turns and passes to little effect.
Gabriel Jesus has had more Premier League goals disallowed than allowed.
Liverpool have never dropped points in the premier league.
You actually feel this?
Under Klopp
City always attack the left hand side of their own stadium
Bournemouth lose 4-0 every week but still finish 9th
Michael Mancienne is still at Chelsea but no-one is quite sure where.
Bournemouth lose 4-0 every week but still finish 9th
Michael Mancienne is still at Chelsea but no-one is quite sure where.
This is so true. He was born offside
Feel the same. Liverpool win every week no matter what
Chelsea have not had a Saturday 3pm kick off since 1998.
Ruud van Nistelrooy won about five titles with United.
Adama Traoré turns up at some random Premier League team and plays out of his skin against us or similar stature team, everyone says he’s a La Masia product and therefore he’s automatically good, then fecks off into the wilderness for a year and resurrects at some other club to rinse and repeat.
My moneys on Newcastle in a years time.
My moneys on Newcastle in a years time.
In the same vein: Our left back always struggles against an otherwise unremarkable winger. Lennon comes to mind, who had Evra on toast for what felt like half a decade.
From 2004 to 2013 Wayne Rooney was 24 years old until the point Fergie left and he turned 30.
After being 30 for several years he suddenly turned 36 in 2018, played in America for a few years and then signed for Derby County aged 33.
After being 30 for several years he suddenly turned 36 in 2018, played in America for a few years and then signed for Derby County aged 33.
There is always an academy player from the big 4 sides that has a ridiculous large (fro or dreads) hair. They show certain glimpses in the beggining but end up disappearing/hibernating and re-surfacing 3 years later with slightly less ridiculous hair in a club like Bournemouth. Then half of them disappear again, and other half of them have decent careers.
A poor clearance by a goalkeeper (one that stays in play) always leads to a goal.
Argue about who takes a penalty and its missed.
Also we havent scored a decisive away penalty in the league since Rooneys league winner in 2011.
Also we havent scored a decisive away penalty in the league since Rooneys league winner in 2011.
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Panathinaikos and Olympiakos are the same team and always have at least 1 player who used to be a talent in the Dutch league who went on to disappear.
Cause he's a tap-in merchant.