Weird feelings of football

Luton Town were in the Conference and in one season got promoted to the Championship
 
Benzema went from wonderkid to 29 overnight and has remained 29 for the last 10 years.
 
Miroslav Klose was a part time football player that only played for the NT and was always the top scorer in every tournament he played.
 
Every game Arsenal are expected to lose they win.

Every game they are expected to.win they struggle.
 
We play Chelsea in the last week of October every single season without fail.
 
All high level footballers ever do at training is play piggy in the middle, jog in straight lines and sometimes hop.
 
Jesus Navas plays for Spain since around 2004, when he lit up the CL with Valencia.
 
Despite unparalleled stats and incredible consistency, Aguero is rarely been spoken about as one of the best players in the PL. Even at City, he's always been highly regarded but never the outstanding player of the team.
I’m still astonished that he’s never made a Premier league team of the season.
 
Whenever “False 9” is mentioned, you instantly think of Messi. It’s as if it’s the Messi position. He was the inventor of it.
 
Whenever “False 9” is mentioned, you instantly think of Messi. It’s as if it’s the Messi position. He was the inventor of it.

This is true; Totti played it to decent effect against us in 2007. Didn't help too much in the return leg...

 
2004 - Shevchenko
2005- Ronaldinho
2006 Cannavaro

I was convinced he'd won 2 in a row!
Yeah same here. 2005 and 2006 I’d have said, but yeah I also remember Cannavaro winning it in 2006 after the World Cup win. Huh.
 
Yeah same here. 2005 and 2006 I’d have said, but yeah I also remember Cannavaro winning it in 2006 after the World Cup win. Huh.

Ronaldinho deserved it in 2006 IMO; instrumental in CL victory for Barca. Brazil in general were poor at WC 2006
 
No one would notice if West Ham ceased to exist.
 
Gael Kakuta is in his late 30s and retired several seasons ago.
 
Nordin Amrabat is seen playing for a Turkish club, a mid tier Italian club, in the Portugese league and Watford in the same season
 
Andy Carroll only ever scores headers (unless he's scoring ridiculous volleys and bicycle kicks) following which the commentator says "and Carroll celebrates his first goals since *insert very long time* "
 
Every team outside the top 6 in the premier league is Manchester Utd’s bogey team.
 
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Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any more stranger...

There is a football team called Hashtag United, and they're playing in the FA Cup tomorrow!