Fabregas: 'Heh, who are we playing today?'
Rosicky: 'Birmingham, should be a walk in the park'
Gilberto: 'Heh, maybe I'll start...'
Adebayor: 'Yah right, feck off yah lazy cnut...'
Note: Hoyte still hasn't recovered from the United game; still so shell shocked he is locked in place like a statue