Pogue Mahone
Closet Gooner.
Sorry Pogue, was in a hurry and couldn't type much. What I was trying to get across is that shouldn't pro players have a far higher minimum standard? I know they have off days when they struggle but you don't see any other player mishit passes and miscontrol balls as much as he does in a single game for a stretch of time.
Dunno about his passing but yes, when he's not playing well his touch is terrible. I'm not sure how it compares with other players, though, because I don't pay as much attention to them. Although touch does seem to be the first thing to go for strikers like Lukaku, Benteke and Costa when they're having a shocker.