He's not alone in performing badly tonight but by god, he's a shadow of his former self.
If I ever read about his 'ability to play anywhere' one more time I'll crack up. Currently his ability can barely justify being a limited target man, never mind a no.10, second striker, midfielder or whatever the hell position some people wish to see him in.
Some of the touches in this first half have been absolutely criminal. I mean it's ridiculous to think of the wages he gets and he's playing like a pub-player.