He's allergic to shooting.
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Exactly.
He's not a young player trying to find his feet, he's the PL's best paid player, if he's playing poorer than half the team then there's something wrong.
Exactly
He hasn't been that terrible today. Not good but he's had far worse games this season.
The most notable thing concerning Wayne Rooney in that first half was surely the fact he had his head stapled.
Rooney has figured out a way to fool the speed guns.
That is the only explanation.
That is the only explanation.
Rooney has figured out a way to fool the speed guns.
That is the only explanation.
Rooney's had exaggerated stats on FIFA for a while, mate.
The thing that irritates me most is we've been willing to try every combination up top except one which doesn't include Rooney. If I was Mata for example, I'd be pissed.
Are his teammates ok with him being undroppable? Memphis goes out of form and suddenly he's nowhere to be seen, same with Hererra. Rooney is perpetually garbage and he plays every minute of every game.
Of course they aren't.
Hes a long way from the player he used to be. It should have been him for Lingard.
He's a master at giving the ball away. Won't be to critical cause I'm just tired.
James Wilson is getting fecked here a bit.
Surely he deserves a chance to see what he could do in comparison to Rooney (if we insist on not just playing Martial up front).
Assuming Wilson isn't injured or something.
Surely he deserves a chance to see what he could do in comparison to Rooney (if we insist on not just playing Martial up front).
Assuming Wilson isn't injured or something.
So frustrating, I can' believe the manager thinks he brings enough to the team.
This is so fecking infuriating watching him stink up every single thing for us.
Played to a dubious 6/10 in the first half, but has done his utmost to bring it back down to his usual 3/10 in the second.
He seems to get worse as games go on. Fitness is definitely not there.
That's it. He's fecking diabolical
An atrocity of a performance that should see him fined.
Martial as a striker would have won us the game
Still not good enough as main man for any team with league aspiration.
His form has been absolutely insulting. Just feck off.
Something has to give. I've lost my faith in Van Gaal right now over this.
We would have won that game with a half-competent striker in Rooney's place.
He's robbing us.
We would have won that game with a half-competent striker in Rooney's place.
He's robbing us.
Telling that his only two positive contributions were in our own 18. He genuinely ruined almost every attack that came to him.
So when do we start being more vocal at the ground that he needs to be dropped?
I cannot wait to read how his performances is going to be defended by his most hardcore fans.
He had an okay game. Wasn't as terrible as some of you guys are making it to be.
He even got criticized for not being able to shoot that last shot. Ridiculous. But I guess all the experts have some agenda and wont criticize Rooney because he's English and what not. Only you lot can see he is "finished".
He even got criticized for not being able to shoot that last shot. Ridiculous. But I guess all the experts have some agenda and wont criticize Rooney because he's English and what not. Only you lot can see he is "finished".
Playing with him is like driving with the handbrake on
Pretty sick of watching him.
LvG pisses me off more than Rooney now.
Useless again. He has to be dropped, there's no reason for him to be starting. Lingard/Memphis on the wing & Martial up top.
Another player upfront, and we could have won. Everything he did today was borderline terrible. Fellaini, Lingard and Darmian managed to do more than him with half his minutes.
That's perfect.
He gives away the fecking ball under no pressure at all, and when he does something it is always a split second too late. Shambolic again from him.
Average rating of 4.5 
Works his bollox off and did well in protecting defence from their set pieces
Works his bollox off and did well in protecting defence from their set pieces
Say it every week but I've fecking had enough. Ruins every one of our attacks.
Or trying to eat a burger with your teeth out.
you can see how well can Martial hold the ball up, the only think Rooney does is losing possession there, another stupid decision to play him despite being totl total shit, it's really hard to play 10 against twelve...
I can't really blame Rooney for being on the pitch, it is LvG who has to make the decision to put him on the bench.
Horrible Again today, not saying he was the worst or anything, but he offers us nothing as a forward other than a decent run behind the line each game.
Horrible Again today, not saying he was the worst or anything, but he offers us nothing as a forward other than a decent run behind the line each game.
He does not deserve to start a match for us. How he keeps getting chance after chance whilst shifting our best goalscorer this season out wide I'll never know. It is genuinely baffling.
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