Vincent Kompany | Bayern Munich Manager (Sack watch? Nein)

[adkb]

This is totally fine.

The thing is when you have a decent squad you can afford such risks. Whats the worst that will happen they will come 3rd?

 

[Fortitude]

Because it’s true. We’re having an incredibly hard time finding a new manager. Mostly because our leadership, especially Hoeneß, are acting almost comically incompetent and stupid. We’re looking so bad right now, we even got a no from a manager still under contract with us.

 

[Rooney in Paris]

I think he's got very good PR. The other day on a podcast, one of the pundits was saying about him "he's a top manager teaching elite tactics to non-elite players".

 

[HTG]

You’re laughing, but it’s sadly true.
We’re a mess right now. But an entertaining mess, at least.

 

[Fortitude]

You’re laughing, but it’s sadly true.
We’re a mess right now. But an entertaining mess, at least.

I’m laughing because it’s true. Looks funny written out though!

Hey you’re merely students when it comes to being shambolically run; we’re working our way up to professorship.

 

[Varun1]

They can have their own Scotsman...

 

[HTG]

I’m laughing because it’s true. Looks funny written out though!

Hey you’re merely students when it comes to being shambolically run; we’re working our way up to professorship.

For now. But the way Hoeneß is acting lately, he seems hellbent on giving you a run for your money.

 

[Rodgerzzz]

The BeeGees in line for the job

Going to be tough if they're after the original line up

 

[horsechoker]

Going to be tough if they're after the original line up

Even the dead don't want the job!

 

[Berbasbullet]

Where did you get that impression?

They spoke to him. Doesn’t mean much. It says he’s been “considered as an option”. I imagine he’s their plan F

Because everyone and their dog seems to be rejecting them?

I got a letter this morning, chucked it straight into the shredder!

 

[stefan92]

Bayern have lost the plot. There must be 50 better managers out there who haven’t had the chance to manage a club of Bayern’s size who are more deserving

There are. They all rejected the Bayern job

At least it feels that way.

 

[Acrobat7]

It’s still early days. Who are your top 3 choices, and the clubs for that matter. You would get one of them.

Alonso, Tuchel, Nagelsmann. That didn't go to well.

 

[The Urban Goose]

I think he's got very good PR. The other day on a podcast, one of the pundits was saying about him "he's a top manager teaching elite tactics to non-elite players".

I really don't get it. Maybe he'll go to Chelsea and become the new Pep and prove that I know feck all about football.

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

I think he's got very good PR. The other day on a podcast, one of the pundits was saying about him "he's a top manager teaching elite tactics to non-elite players".

Mildly eloquent, a Pep association and a cap with a blazer

 

[SparcMac]

Honestly seeing him as potential Bayern manager wasn't on my Bingo card.

 

[Pirlo'sBeard]

How? Makes absolutely no sense.

 

[horsechoker]

https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...l-for-vincent-kompany-to-take-over-as-manager


Bayern Munich

Bayern Munich close to deal for Vincent Kompany to take over as manager

• Burnley in talks with Bayern over compensation

 

[Berbaclass]

Craig Bellamy will be Bayern assistant

 

[horsechoker]

Bayern quadruple is just a matter of time

 

[V.O.]

Either they don't know what to do with their stockpile of baldness-concealing baseball caps after Tuchel left, or they fancy their chances of a run at Alonso next summer and want a patsy they can bin off with no fanfare.

 

[SuperiorXI]

What

 

[RoyH1]

If this is happening, I want to put my name into contention for the next personal foot rubber for Ana de Armas.

 

[SilentWitness]

From relegation with Burnley to Bayern Munich manager. What the feck.

I'm sorry Dyche, it's not quite the same.

 

[Berbaclass]

From relegation with Burnley to Bayern Munich manager. What the feck.

I'm sorry Dyche, it's not quite the same.

Dyche to Barca?

 

[stubie]

Bayern becoming a bigger joke than us and I thought that was some doing

 

[horsechoker]

 

[RoyH1]

Dyche to Barca?

To replace Ancelotti in Madrid. Book it.

 

[DJ_21]

How on earth do you go from Burnley to Bayern? Managers like De Zerbi and pochettino have no hope.

 

[horsechoker]

Dyche to Barca?

I've always pictured him at Benidorm

 

[SilentWitness]

Dyche to Barca?

Would love him trying to implement no snoods in training.

 

[Tom Cato]

Why have Bayern failed to attract so manay managers, feels as if they have been rejected by anyone with a pedigree

 

[Remember the geese]

If this is happening, I want to put my name into contention for the next personal foot rubber for Ana de Armas.

Oh me too!

 

[Berbaclass]

Why have Bayern failed to attract so manay managers, feels as if they have been rejected by anyone with a pedigree

Nobody wants to get fecked by the Kane trophy curse.

 

[Tom Van Persie]

What a mess Bayern are.

 

[LawCharltonBest]

Clearly I’m in the minority but I think it’s a very intelligent appointment and he’ll be successful

 

[GlasgowCeltic]

Are they no Bayern legends they could've gambled on rather than this guy

 

[bosnian_red]

What the feck is happening to Bayern

 

[Flying_Heckfish]

Perhaps hiring coaches that were just successful in the Championship is the next "hipster" choice?

 

[Zoo]

How on earth do you go from Burnley to Bayern? Managers like De Zerbi and pochettino have no hope.

Kompany speaking German would have helped his case. But yeah it’s very weird.

 

[Red the Bear]

Surely persisting with Muchelney would have been a better option?

Unless as some other posters pointed out it's a placeholder in case someone better became available I can't make sense of this.