In a surprise turn of events he will be the only player playing for Manchester United come September 2nd.
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He is a different kind of strange
The guy is a genuine mentalist, I'm sure he's just trolling our fanbase.
I think he's hilarious!
I love this guy. He is desperate to stay.
I came in here expecting a deal had been done. Wtf.
Couldn't be any worse than the way Rooney has played this season.
He is better than Romero
I'm starting to quite like Valdes just for the sheer audacity of the man.
Might want to change the thread title to Victor Valdes | Clingy
He's like my ex. Completely oblivious to why you're breaking up with her.
Easily. Several times better in fact. If we had to choose between Valdes and Romero, Valdes 24/7.
We can keep him around to make Navas feel better as there'll be two of them that can't catch a cross. 
He's a character.He's been very unlucky with clubs, hasn't he? First Monaco reneged on their deal with him. Then he signed for United, couldn't get a game and still managed to piss LVG off to the extent that he called him out from across the fecking ocean. Then he did a deal with Besiktas and they tried to move the goalposts.
It's almost as if he might be part of the problem.
It's almost as if he might be part of the problem.
So with the Navas deal apparently off, De Gea not mentally fit, and Romero a bit shit, is the way is open for Valdes to claim the number one spot?
I like him.
Lets start him vs Liverpool
Is he any good in goal?
wasn't he supposed to leave for besiktas or something? strange that he still seemingly wants to be here despite van gaal saying valdes has no future here. maybe I/we don't know the whole story behind this.
Wait...he's still here then?
I honestly love this guy.
In hindsight, he's played a blinder here. At this rate, he'll be our #1 by October.
He's the #2 Troll at Manchester United.
I reckon he'll show up at the LVG's house tonight with a boombox wearing a full kit with Valdes 1 on the back.
I reckon he'll show up at the LVG's house tonight with a boombox wearing a full kit with Valdes 1 on the back.
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If things stay the same, then I'd hope he'll be our #1 if Navas doesn't come in, at least ahead of Romero.
That said, he is not U21. He has no squad number. Surely if we want to play him, he'd need to be registered by 6pm today? I doubt we could just add him at any time.
That said, he is not U21. He has no squad number. Surely if we want to play him, he'd need to be registered by 6pm today? I doubt we could just add him at any time.
His honours list is insane.
Who's #1?
Still has unlisted squad number.
So... is he just gonna sit in the stands for the whole season? I actually like him, he deserves to be rewarded for his persistence.
He's bloody great, I'm still chuckling at the idea of him sat infront of his PC changing his FB cover to the United crest right before the deadline
He's bloody great, I'm still chuckling at the idea of him sat infront of his PC changing his FB cover to the United crest right before the deadline
Brilliant.
Double V only comes for free, but he's real shady,
And as for LVG, ha you'll see,
Slam your money down and get to the training ground,
Slam your money down and get to the training ground.
He seems to be worse than Anderson in collecting a wage.. And that's saying something..
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He's bloody great, I'm still chuckling at the idea of him sat infront of his PC changing his FB cover to the United crest right before the deadline
Wearing a United kit.
My guess is that he made some bad investment somewhere and needs the money, which might be why he initially agreed to go to Besiktas and then dropped it when he found out they altered the wage package, he must be on some good wages at United. I kind of wish we'd given him those 4 or 5 games ahead of Romero but then again you never know what went on behind the scenes. Surely if wages were not a barrier some club in Europe would find him an upgrade over their current keeper.
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