United's penalty-takers

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Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
You really are thick mate. I have never said Bramble > Zidane. It's a figment of your stupid brain. I've never said Giggs = Richardson either. That's another crude myth promoted by the likes of you

To top it all I have clearly not said left footers can't and shouldn't take penalties. I said there's are more readable that's all. And for your information just because you can tell where some one will place his penalty, doesn't mean the keeper will get to it. It's like you've never seen keepers go the right way while still not being able to stop the penalty, in your entire life ffs...
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The irony.....:lol:
 
Come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber, i'd love to hear you try and explain why it is that keepers can predict where a left footed player is going to place his penny. What is it that gives them away? Do they do some sort of strange left footed run up or something? Or do they sort of gesture with their left foot which way they're going to go before they take it?
 
ciderman9000000 said:
:lol: My god you are a thick one aren't you!?
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You are a pure moron. It's clear. You are determined to believe the bullshit you've just posted. When I've clearly not stated anywhere that left footers can't score penalties or shouldn't take them either. I really don't have time to bandy words with obnoxious idiots like you any more. feck you and goodbye. you can talk to yourself now. Arsehole:boring:
 
Not even a debate.
Players born in August who possess Dynson vacuum cleaners tend to be caught offside a lot more than most.
 
ciderman9000000 said:
Come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber, i'd love to hear you try and explain why it is that keepers can predict where a left footed player is going to place his penny. What is it that gives them away? Do they do some sort of strange left footed run up or something? Or do they sort of gesture with their left foot which way they're going to go before they take it?
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so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
Oh yes pure myths like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs=Richardson, all created and promoted by you are "Irony". I see:rolleyes:
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Aye. FACT.

You've still not answered the million dollar question. Why is it left footed players are more predictable.
I mean, being German and everything the answer that will follow should be second nature.
Go on then....elaborate.
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
You are a pure moron. It's clear. You are determined to believe the bullshit you've just posted. When I've clearly not stated anywhere that left footers can't score penalties or shouldn't take them either. I really don't have time to bandy words with obnoxious idiots like you any more. feck you and goodbye. you can talk to yourself now. Arsehole:boring:
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Cool your jets dime bar! Just because i refuse to accept something that you told me, and that defies all reasonable logic, as fact doesn't mean we can't be friends. :D
 
yes, come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber put us out of our misery; WHY are left footed players easy to predict when taking penalties? Let's be honest, saying 'it's a fact! it's a fact!' is not really a proper answer is it now?
 
ciderman9000000 said:
yes, come on Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber put us out of our misery; WHY are left footed players easy to predict when taking penalties? Let's be honest, saying 'it's a fact! it's a fact!' is not really a proper answer is it now?
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He is German though, he obviously knows what he's talking about.
 
I think it's quite an amusing thread actually. The Chief never disappoints.
 
KingEric7 said:
Well, can you please tell us how this is a fact. Ciderman has already asked politely. The only person telling us that it is fact is you, and as everyone knows, that isn't the most reliable or intelligent source.
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Quit talking bollocks. You fools on the cafe believe what you want all the time even when it's a pure myth!

You come up with rubbish like Bramble > Zidane or Giggs = Richardson and attribute it to me. When they are your statements alone! I've never EVER said such a thing. (my posts back me up on this. I challenge anyone to go and check my posting history). Then you turn around to call me stupid, an unreliable source and claim I'm promoting something you alone created and promote..

IF I was such an unreliable source I would never have accurately predicted
the rise of Ronaldo to prominence in our team. Plus how Vidic and Evra would be big hits for us. Or the current emergence of Fletcher. Or the current nightmare your beloved Robben is having at Chelsea..

But you caftards love to believe what you want and what you create in your imaginations....

conveniently trying your hardest to make everyone never know the actual truth.

Don't even try to deny it
 
soulblight3r said:
so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.
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Yeah, i can imagine what would be running through Cech's mind...


OK... the first penalty... must save this one... who's stepping up?... Oh feck it's Rooney... i was hoping it would be ryan giggs... or any of the left footed players really... i wont have a clue where rooney is going to put it... oh well, here goes nothing... ! ... Bollocks i missed it... right, i must save this next one... who is it this time?... YES!!! it's ryan giggs!... Haha stupid lefty... he's placed the ball on the spot... and... wait for it... Haha he did it... being a stupid left footer he pointed to the exact spot he was going to go for!... I'll easy save this now... ! ... Hurray! I've won Chelsea the FA cup thanks to Ryan Giggs and his stupid left footed penalty!
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
Quit talking bollocks. You fools on the cafe believe what you want all the time even when it's a pure myth!

You come up with rubbish like Bramble > Zidane or Giggs = Richardson and artibiute it to me. When they are you statements alone! I've never EVER said such a thing. (my posts back me up on this. I challenge anyone to go and check my posting history). Then you turn around to call me stupid, an unreliable source and claim I'm promoting something you alone created and promote..

IF I was such an unreliable source I would never have accurately predicted
the rise of Ronaldo to prominence in our team. Plus how Vidic and Evra would be big hits for us. Or the current emergence of Fletcher.

But you caftards love to believe what you want and what you create in your imaginations....

conveniently trying your hardest to make everyone never know the actual truth.

Don't even try to deny it
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Hit a nerve? :lol:
What the hell does that last bit mean?
Is it trying to be intimidating? Coming from someone who thinks Downing would be more useful to a team than Robben, i find it more amusing than anything.
 
A sadist? Where on earth do you get that from?
I retaliate to absolute bollocks and apparently i'm a sadist?
Erm.......?
Keep digging Rubberman.

You still haven't answered the million dollar question by the way....
 
"All gone quiet over there!"

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I think i'll sleep now.
Maybe the chief will have come up with a brilliant answer in the morning.
Adios cuntos.
 
KingEric7 said:
A sadist? Where on earth do you get that from?
I retaliate to absolute bollocks and apparently i'm a sadist?
Erm.......?
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You are a sadist. You prove it in your above post. You create bollocks like Bramble > Zidane, lie to the whole world that some one else holds this view, which is yours and yours alone, lie that you are responding to bollocks, when you CREATED that bollocks, then claim the thread is amusing. After you have filled it with lies that you alone dreamt up and said things like Bramble > Zidane and Giggs = Richardson are views held by some one else other than yourself.

KingEric7 said:
You still haven't answered the million dollar question by the way....
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I have no question to answer.
 
soulblight3r said:
so far he has been avoiding the question. simply stating that it is a fact. i'd like to hear his reasoning. this is getting interesting.

i'll try to help him out. left footed players use the right side of their brain more than the left side which is the creative side thus making the kicks more routine and boring and straightforward. there were also numerous reports that left footed players have a tendency to point to the spot they're aiming for.
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Mate, I have no question to answer. I told people to go and see for themselves. They have refused. It's not my problem. If you are in a house and you tell someone who has never seen the sun , that the sun is in the sky outside and he refutes what you say, with out going to see for himself, how will it still be your problem?
 
KingEric7 said:
Aye. FACT.

You've still not answered the million dollar question. Why is it left footed players are more predictable.
I mean, being German and everything the answer that will follow should be second nature.
Go on then....elaborate.
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I have no question to answer. I told you. Go and observe several left footers taking penalties. If you learn something good. If you learn nothing that's your problem and not mine.
 
KingEric7 said:
Hit a nerve? :lol:
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Sadist!

KingEric7 said:
What the hell does that last bit mean?
Is it trying to be intimidating? .
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Airhead. :wenger: It just means don't pretend it's not the truth. Surely that's not too hard for you to do is it? Or did statements like that work as intimidation in your high school?

KingEric7 said:
Coming from someone who thinks Downing would be more useful to a team than Robben, i find it more amusing than anything.
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Coming from someone who creates lies like Bramble > Zidane + Giggs = Richardson and thinks Robben >> Ronaldinho, Ronaldo and Messi. It's not surprising. Truth always gets twisted in your intricate hands.

That's why you can't associate the simple statements made with intimidation.:lol:
 
Red Indian Chief Torn Rubber said:
Left footers usually don't have variety in where they hit their penalties and hence are easier for keepers to read.
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It's not that.

It's the fact that I can't hit a barn door with my left foot that makes me think that no one in this world is capable of scoring a penalty with his left foot.

I mean, how could anyone be better than me?
 
about the only limitation I've noticed with most lefties is that they tend to be very very one footed (at least more so than with a right footed player)

(because there aren't as many lefties as there are righties in my experience) so they are used to always being on the left and don't really develop a right foot

not sure I buy into this lefties are more easy to read
I don't think that's the case at all

I'd say that it's more likely the case that a left footer's stronger kicking direction (probably toward the bottom left corner from the goalie's perspective) is more favourable for a right handed/footed goalie's dive
 
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