Still preparing a bid?
United sign Jadon Sancho - Dortmund CEO Waltzing No More!
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We are the quickest club to be linked to players and the slowest club to finalize a deal
I do find it incredible in 2021 it can seemingly take a week to sort out simple paperwork? Utd have bored their fans off this transfer.
probably a bit more complicated than "a signature"
What exactly are you waiting for and how exactly will you find it fulfilling?The transfer is done, it’s literally just some boring paperwork left.
But we’ve not seen a tweeted picture of him holding the shirt yet so iT’s BoRiNg NoW.
The transfer is done, it’s literally just some boring paperwork left.
Gary Neville was right
Time is near when all clubs will change their names to "football and transfer entertainment clubs". It's what fans want these days and sometimes the only thing they want, actual football be damned.
Promotion department could be on holdiday or something stupid. Its done, theres nothing to be bored of now
The paperwork has been stolen.
Nah. Both clubs wouldn't publicly announce they'd agreed a deal if they hadn't actually agreed one..
Didn’t he have a medical like a week ago? get it sorted ffs.
cut to the broken fax machine laughing manically in the corner.
The dog ate the paperwork, obviously
the paperwork doesnt 'get the club'
Have they tried turning the fax machine off and on again?
In all seriousness though, I would imagine the hold up is on the Sancho side. Perhaps technicalities with sponsorship deals and post-brexit legalities that need ironing out or maybe even something as boring as tax technicalities.
In all seriousness though, I would imagine the hold up is on the Sancho side. Perhaps technicalities with sponsorship deals and post-brexit legalities that need ironing out or maybe even something as boring as tax technicalities.
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Dortmund need to send the word doc as a 97-2003 file as the club are still using xp.
Maybe this will never be announced and he'll just show up.
Bit like RVP when he left for Turkey.
Bit like RVP when he left for Turkey.
5pm tonight or before, or after. Or another day.
MUTV already shot an interview. He just need to sign acceptance of our savior Ed Woodward in his heart.
I'd love to know what's happening to make it take this long.
I bet its something completely unnecessary and daft.
I bet its something completely unnecessary and daft.
7pm announcement. Heard it here first.
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Probably hiring Lil' Dicky for the promotion video.
Maybe we agreed to give Sancho #7 and we're waiting to break it to Cavani in person. God I hope we've not done that.
Mad to think that there is somebody somewhere sat with the official announcement, pics and everything ready to go, just waiting to click send
He's on holiday with Rashford and turned off his wifi.
When we finally sign him, we will take another year just to register him for the new PL campaign.
How reliable are you on the moon scale?
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Yes they spelt his name Sanchez.
Bet the tweet is already in draft.
When's the next kit due for release?
Probably waiting so they can flog those ones.
Only other reason for delay is someone doesn't want to give up his shirt number and needs some incentive
Probably waiting so they can flog those ones.
Only other reason for delay is someone doesn't want to give up his shirt number and needs some incentive
The board of the club found a new way to troll us transfer muppets, instead of just having long transfer sagas wich end up in tears. They now agree a transfer in principle and just dont make it official.
Ffs lads just announce Sancho Day and be done with it
Probably shopping him around. Expect a late City and Chelsea bids. Next you'll see him in a blue shit, Jadon Obi Sancho.
That doesn’t mean anything.. kitbag posted that lukaku would be wearing 10 for us before we announced he’d taken 9.