United Ninth Best In The World?

Dan's Shit for Brains

Why do you want to continue this .?

I have not addressed you today .

I have not spoken to you .

ARE YOU REALLY THAT feckIN THICK MATE .?

I would be most grateful if you kept away from me .

I do not call people a 'cnut' like you thus showing I share the one brain cell with a couple of others .

There was no need for you to start off like this today Dans .

If I am in discussion with somebody /topic you don't have to be in there too , same for me .

This relationship has no future other than to bore the pants off everybody else .

Now why don't you just leave it .

Run along now.
 
Because there's one rule for you and one for everybody else as far as your concerned and you aren't getting away with it. Did you read the post where I quoted your full flowing abuse? I don't spose you had. Until you acknowledge that what you wrote was pathetic and that perhaps what I wrote was necessary to get you to understand my point then, no, I won't leave you alone. I think you've got no balls frankly and I for one (not that it matters) don't want your ilk on this board. You are a pathetic excuse for a person who can see no wrong in what he does - I don't like people like you jopub. You're getting what you deserve quite frankly. Now you can keep avoiding the point and insulting me or you can admit that you were in the wrong, that you were the first to start throwing the abuse around and that your definition of my intellect based on the use of one word should surely apply to you too and hence suggest that your intellect is far, far lower than mine. Now put up or shut up and if the latter is the case stay off this board - DON'T COME BACK.

UNDERSTAND?
 
Originally posted by Dans:
<strong>Because there's one rule for you and one for everybody else as far as your concerned and you aren't getting away with it. Did you read the post where I quoted your full flowing abuse? I don't spose you had. Until you acknowledge that what you wrote was pathetic and that perhaps what I wrote was necessary to get you to understand my point then, no, I won't leave you alone. I think you've got no balls frankly and I for one (not that it matters) don't want your ilk on this board. You are a pathetic excuse for a person who can see no wrong in what he does - I don't like people like you jopub. You're getting what you deserve quite frankly. Now you can keep avoiding the point and insulting me or you can admit that you were in the wrong, that you were the first to start throwing the abuse around and that your definition of my intellect based on the use of one word should surely apply to you too and hence suggest that your intellect is far, far lower than mine. Now put up or shut up and if the latter is the case stay off this board - DON'T COME BACK.

UNDERSTAND?</strong><hr></blockquote>

Right here goes :

I noticed that in this thread and others re:
'the list' there seemed to a few disparaging remarks concerning Utd's place on it . Basically many felt you should be higher than that given .

From the experiences I have had re a lot of Man Utd fans and their poor / lame excuses for finishing the season empty handed ( that's NOT a dig it's an observation - keep yer knickers on )the best yet being the pre-season Far Eastern tour one .

I amonsgt others have noted a certain lack of grace and geniune congratulations towards the more successful side this season .

That you may want to argue about - but not here NOT today .

I made a comment a little throwawy maybe conerning how difficult many of you were finding it -not being top fisrt whatever hence my remark "it's sad you can't handle it can ya"

Your answer "...The odd long post mascarading as an interesting topic for discussion which is in fact full of (shit I assume bullshit?? )we're better than you style kiddies shit with the customary gloat thrown in every paragraph won't be enough to convince folk you're genuine in the end I'd say. "

Now a THAT was your first response to me . I would consider that to be a reasonably abusive post towards me NOT world shattering BUT nevertheless you started having a go .

THE WORDS ARE THERE DON'T DENY IT

I then made the ascertion that clearly you thought unless my posts were pro Man Utd ( not Ure )
you called them shit ...


You responded..."Well thank you for your verdict jopub. You have a very high opinion of yourself mate and I think it's fairly unjustified. You refer to United as manure more often than not and you continually have a dig at United fans in your self appointed capacity as the one who knows it all. You're criticisms are all very well but they needn't be flavoured with your smugness at every opprotunity.
As for wanting you banned, I don't think I actually called for your banning , I merely speculated that if you carried on in the way you have been of late there's a good chance you could fall foul of previously stated guidelines. Sorry if I offended your sensitivity jopub."

this post is indeed interesting, clearly you were 'up for it' at this point I don't have a high opinion of myself I just come on here LIKE YOU and express how I feel about a specific point/s WHAT HIGH OPINIONS OF MYSELF WHERE ? -I don't see them Dans

I do not refer to 'Manure' more often than not

YOU CHECK MY POSTS YOURSELF AND SEE THAT AFTER MY PROBABLY FIRST ONE OR TWO I STOPPED OUT OF RESPECT OF THE FACT THIS IS SOMEBODY ELSE'S BOARD - FAIR ENOUGH . Mindless insults prove nothing .

HAVE YOU DONE THAT DANS . have you checked .

Good

Now admit you are WRONG about that .

I don't know it all . I have played the game to a resonably high level so I know a lot about football technically speaking . I'm not young so I have extensive 'life experience' you might say .

Must you castigate me for that ?

What came through this particular poat Dans is that when you start throwing around a few jibes and insults you onviously expect your victims to run off into some corner .

What really fecked you off mate was that I can clearly stand here toe to toe with 'as an outsider on your board' and argue ANY point you wanted to take me up on .

THAT 's what really got under your ribs .

You clearly expect people to lay down and die once you have made a pronouncement from high .

WRONG AGAIN.

you followed it up with "Furthermore I did not suggest that your topics were interesting, you did, which someway helps to prove that you're a bit big for your boots mate, especially for a supporter of a team who has only managed to spoil our party twice in the last 10 years or so. (Might be thrice but I don't remember so well your successes funnily enough). "

At this point your need to humiliate me under a barage of ten years of Man Utd glory statistics and nasty little digs was clear to see .

THAT WAS REAL DUMB - THICK .

You simply provided me -or anyone else with the amunition to shoot you down inflames .

I commented about your selectivity and reminded you that previous to that you'd had 20+ years of laughable failure knowing this would be appreciated by other outside fans as you fell flat on your arrogant face .

You seemd not to understand that Liverpool for instance had also a long period of domestic BUT European dominance .

Again I accept you were not liking what you were hearing .

(As you read this Dans it is worth noting that your attempts to show others that I threw the first brick are of course false - as this answer to your request exhibits .)Before I gave you a mouthful the above is how it went - UNARGUABLE

At that point I'd had enough of your barbs arrogance and selective memory and gave you a firmly warranted blast .

You've gone on to call me a cnut and I want nothing to do with you . You won't leave me alone and I feel the need to maybe explain the order of events .

YOU ASKED SO IV'E REPLIED THAT IS THE TRUTH ABOUT THIS MATE .

I'll stop now as I think I've made a good point here Dans

You're a clever boy and there's nowt wrong with that BUT some days you bump into people just as clever , just as argumentative , just as stubborn just as smart as yourself .

It's a lesson in life everyone learns .

Maybe you've just had yours
 
Originally posted by Jopub the Gooner:
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You're a clever boy and there's nowt wrong with that BUT some days you bump into people just as clever , just as argumentative , just as stubborn just as smart as yourself .

It's a lesson in life everyone learns .

Maybe you've just had yours</strong><hr></blockquote>

I don't..

;)
 
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What a wanker! What an absolute class A wanker. You are so full of yourself it's untrue.

feck off gooner, you're an idiot.
 
You're like JSV but you mean it you sad idiot. Your post was full of the usual - you patting yourself on the back for making self proclaimed pertinent points and pointing out all my character flaws. You're an arsehole mate, totally full of yourself and blind to anything but your own warped opinion.

Game set and match my arse.

What a nob.

Now do one.
 
Hopefully on reflection you'll decide not to come back once you realise what sorry fool you are.
 
Topic was: one of several strange ways to rank teams. People discussing X or Y shouldn't be there and wondering who the feck is Gremio, etc.

I've just gone through several tirades looking for anything mildly related to the topic. Nothing to be found, just you two in your never ending hopeless abuse. <img src="graemlins/yawn.gif" border="0" alt="[Yawn]" />

Could you two just stop it?

You have bored my pants off and several others will probably go through all that shit looking for anything remotely interesting and unrelated to your diatribes. Of course, in the process you have killed off the topic/thread altogether. :frown:

Haven't you realised you will never get anywhere as both want the last word?

Could this be it?
 
antohan:

At issue, initially was how badly skewed the list was. Obviously, Arsenal should be in the number 3 spot behind the Official Team of the Spanish Government, and the Little Team With No Fans Owned by a Pharmaceudical Firm .
Of concern was how good this Gremio side was. Ever seen them? How do they match up with the various European sides on the list?
And don't worry about Jopub and Dans. Both want the last word and neither has anything to say.
 
Originally posted by FresnoBob:
<strong>antohan:

Of concern was how good this Gremio side was. Ever seen them? How do they match up with the various European sides on the list?
And don't worry about Jopub and Dans. Both want the last word and neither has anything to say.</strong><hr></blockquote>

But, you see, that's the problem. I actually replied -page 1- on the Gremio issue and some facts about the Brazilian league (which I personally think were interesting but I dare not label them interesting or I'll get someone arguing how they aren't). Next time I come to see how the topic developed I get stuffed with all that crap...
:mad:

Fine with me but they could post a topic like "FAO All: Do not enter, Jopub vs. Dans War Zone" and let us carry on happily with our topic!

The bottomline with respect to Gremio is they have a far from unbeatable side, haven't won anything for a while but are odds on to win the S.A. CL (Libertadores Cup). But this is mainly as a result of the South American clubs in general being quite weak at present (broke, unable to invest in the future and selling any rough diamonds immediately to pay off debts, particularly in Argentina!!!).

I guess it is fair to say at any one time a South American side would be one of the Top 10 but you would have to do that based on semesters as teams come up and get disbanded very quickly. Have you ever heard of Sao Caetano? They were absolutely stunning to watch last year, i.e. until they had to replace 8 first team players within 5 weeks!

Gremio has been brilliant at times scoring goals left right and centre against big traditional teams (4-1 I think against River, who have lost Aimar, Saviola, Ortega, Placente, Yepes, among others in the space of one year, yet the money they got for them you have to divide by 4 now! :eek!: ). But then last week they lost to a 3rd Division team (3rd division I assume, there isn't such a thing, I just base myself on the fact I had absolutely never heard of them) who got them out of the final in one of the several cups played here.

Point is, at any one point there will be a South American team capable of beating any of the others on that Top Ten, but not for long....
 
Antohan, lists mean shit, zip, nada, feck all. This topic was ripe for a take over.
 
Originally posted by FresnoBob:
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Erase "lists," insert "Dans." :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Love you too Fresno. ;)
 
Originally posted by Dans:
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You weren't too bad to start with but more and more of your posts are pure gloating. I don't think you'll last too long if you carry on like that. The odd long post mascarading as an interesting topic for discussion which is in fact full of we're better than you style kiddies shit with the customary gloat thrown in every paragraph won't be enough to convince folk you're genuine in the end I'd say.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Jopub is back I see and he hasn't changed a bit.
 
Originally posted by MancFanFromManc:
<strong>Here's a decent list for a change

1. Real Madrid
2. Manchester United
3. Everyone else
4. Scousers

End of debate :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

why not this??

1. Real Madrid
2. Manchester United
3. Jubilo Iwata (Japan)
4. Everyone else
5. Scousers

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What a great thread! I can't believe I missed this one!

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Rescued by antohan Neil, must commend antohan on the posts on south american footie, i never knew that stuff. crazy. :cool:
 
Originally posted by Sharkey:
<strong>Rescued by antohan Neil, must commend antohan on the posts on south american footie, i never knew that stuff. crazy. :cool: </strong><hr></blockquote>
I thought they had two leagues, didn't realise it was as complicated as that - it sounds crazy.
 
Jopub,

Manchester United are a global club,they reach out to thousands of people right round the globe,from England to USA to Austrialia and Japan to South America.

If Arsenal ever win something called the European Cup and compete in the World Club Championships,you might understand how we feel in here.

Until that day comes,cheer your little team on in its FA Cup run this year and enjoy yourself.

Redwaz
 
i think jobbo or whoever is right now wrapped up in some old piece of carpet somewhere, perhaps on a disused waterworks. I think Dans caught up with him at an illegal wrestling match in Swansea and the rest is jobbo's chips ! :D
 
I think we have to be realistic about Manchester United`s current position. Sure, some of those are a bit dodgy - Liverpool,yeah right, Bayern Leverkausen, etc, - but I think about this.

Consider Manchester United and the Champions` League. Nottingham Forest of all teams have a superior record to us. 2 European Cups separated by 30 odd years hardly puts Manchester United up there with the likes of Real Madrid. Or even Bayern Munich who have a better record of European Cups.

When Manchester United went out of the European Cup in the 2000-2001 season Keano made the observation that the club was just average in Europe. Too right. To etch your name in history with this cup you have to win it and keep winning it. Not every year. But with something approaching regularity.

Sure, the dominance of English football in the 90s was phenomenal as was the Treble. But life moves on and if you live in the past you are really not living at all. As Keano has been known to say, `Some people live off what they have done in the past. That`s not my way.` The situation in a nutshell.
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We blew the chance to win it in Scotland, now we have a chance to win it in our own back yard.

These chances wont come around again.

It no divine right like some seamed to think the team has to have a bloody good go at it this year!

ps. I agree that we're a long way behind Real Madrid. We're top of the pile in England but Real are the benchmark for Europe.
 
Top of the pile in England?
We came third last year with no trophies if i remember rightly.