We need this fat lump of shit to stay fit in case this one goes to penalties.
UEFA Champions League Round of 16 - 4/3/25 - 12/3/25
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss three 1-1 draws.
The first got us knocked out of the FA Cup, the next puts us in a good position in our Round of 16 Europa League game, and the latest was an actual decent performance against Arsenal at Old Trafford.
All hopes for the season now rest on the Europa League - does Amorim have the squad to win it?
That's a really short injury. Justin Bijlow must be jelly.
There is nothing wrong with him 
Salah not getting his own way for once
I don't subscribe to the theory that Liverpool are lucky but having the same 12-14 players fully fit virtually all season is just mind boggling.
PSG's front three has been abysmal on the ball.
Could be a penalty that.
Outside the box
Trent having one of his occasional world class games
And so the diving begins
don’t wanna see them moan about anything after the decision they got for them in the first leg.
Refreshing to see a ref not fall for their shit.
Outside the box
Surely if a striker is asking for a penalty and the ref says no penalty it constitutes simulation??
clear foul tbf. not a penalty of course.
They are all asthmatic and therefore durable.
Outside the box. Salah will cry for it anyway.
PSG's front three has actually been dreadful. Last week, they played well, just poor at finishing. Today, they've lost the ball constantly.
Feck off Salah.
Why would it?
Dembele haven't really lived up to his potential I think.
No. You can fall over with contact and it won't always be a foul.
Worst I've ever seen Salah play. Completely useless in both these games.
This ref is absolutely gunning for a PSG win.
The nerve.It was a foul though. Just outside the box.
PSG have finally ended Liverpool's 20 minute long spell.
He’s scored 21 goals since January 1st. He’s doing alright.
8 out of our starting XI tonight have had multiple games absences due to injury this season I believe. Only Salah, Van Dijk and Gravenberch haven’t. Not sure on Mac Allister.
Donnaruma*
With amount of penalties they have been getting you can always try.
pSG very toothless in attack, trying to be far too cute.
Behave lad. You're lucky the ref last week essentially kept you in the tie by ignoring a stone wall red card.
Brilliant attack over Kane and phonzie, tie over
Oh Harry you beautiful, beautiful man
Jota is terrible. How often does he muck up the simplest of tasks? Salah does this a lot too but he somehow has plot armour finishing skills. Jota has very little going for him, bar fortunate deflections and scruffy goals.
Donkey Nunez coming in.
Luke Shaw has missed more games than your entire squad and I am including the womens team in that.
Jota has been a massive liability today. Pining for him to be subbed.
There goes TAA’s knee and ankle