UEFA Champions League 2013-14 draw

Manchester United, Bayern Munchen, Real Madrid and man c on the same match day.
 
I'm off to go and pluck my pubes out, one by one. More fun than watching this.
 
that sadistic bastard for wafer waits for Billy to pick it up and watches as he struggles with it for a few seconds before helping
 
Every year they have some old fart on who doesn't know how to do something despite being shown time and time again.
 
He actually attempts to open them each time. Then the bald dude makes a grunting noise while opening it to make him feel better. Then Billy forgets to show it to the camera each time. This is so sad. :(
 
This is horrible. It's like they went out of their way to make it worse.
 
Alright, Porto dodged City already.
 
Is he an actual moron or not? Just look at how the other guy holds it and copy him.
 
This is fecking ridiculous! This is live tv for fecks sake. Do they not practice this shite before coming on air
 
Get Billy off that stage ffs.

Show the fecking card he tells you every time!!!
 
He actually attempts to open them each time. Then the bald dude makes a grunting noise while opening it to make him feel better. Then Billy forgets to show it to the camera each time. This is so sad. :(

It's sad to see but it's infuriating that he forgets to hold it up to the camera, I mean come on. Get someone capable for fecks sake you monkeys.
 
Who is that guy?

Group A for us.