Tweets Only 2010/14 Archive

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Aw, crap. :( And I faked appendicitis just to get admitted to Bridgewater too...
 
golden_blunder said:
Just a thought Top

why not create a list in the OP stating the "twitter users" that are acceptable? Ones that are proven not to be wums

anything else gets deleted
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Yup, that's the plan - I've got KM on the case. I have no idea who anyone is.
 
Bryan_Munich said:
Anyone who feels the need to call themselves 'intheknow' clearly isn't in the know.
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Never said he was 'in the know', I don't think anyone is on Twitter to an extent, but the lad tweets speculation and has his say, if he thinks its probable or not, nothing wrong with that. He got Jones wrong, he thought he would end up in Liverpool, honest mistake.
 
KiD CaNtO said:
He fooled 4,000 of us though I'll have you know...
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It's not a complicated process when you are messing with peoples emotions/fantasies is it?...the intheknow is also worthless. What is the point following someone over something we can do ourselves?
 
KiD CaNtO said:
Never said he was 'in the know', I don't think anyone is on Twitter to an extent, but the lad tweets speculation and has his say, if he thinks its probable or not, nothing wrong with that. He got Jones wrong, he thought he would end up in Liverpool, honest mistake.
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In other words he 'knows' feck all more than the rest of us.
 
I find it hilarious that he fooled so many of you. And now you're trying to make out that he's the sad idiot! Maybe next time don't put your faith in random people on the internet making clearly retarded claims?

Brought this on yourselves caftards, it's a sad day. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
 
Nanderson said:
I find it hilarious that he fooled so many of you. And now you're trying to make out that he's the sad idiot! Maybe next time don't put your faith in random people on the internet making clearly retarded claims?

Brought this on yourselves caftards, it's a sad day. You should be ashamed of yourselves.
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The thing is that no one really believed him on here.
 
Nanderson said:
I find it hilarious that he fooled so many of you.
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I'm very gullible but even I sussed something was amiss when TransferUpdate - a supposed United ITK - tweeted about 'Paul Schole', 'Sami Nazi', and Park signing for Santos.
 
SteveJ said:
I'm very gullible but even I sussed something was amiss when TransferUpdate - a supposed United ITK - tweeted about 'Paul Schole', 'Sami Nazi', and Park signing for Santos.
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very subtle :angel:
 
Most people knew he was a WUM, but continued to quote him with the tiny hope that what he was saying was true. Why even follow him? It's not really funny watching someone make stuff up though, is it? I mean, that's exactly what he was trying to do. And he succeeded.
 
Nanderson said:
Most people knew he was a WUM, but continued to quote him with the tiny hope that what he was saying was true. Why even follow him? It's not really funny watching someone make stuff up though, is it? I mean, that's exactly what he was trying to do. And he succeeded.
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What the feck are you talking about :lol:

He was reguarly quoted with people talking about how funny it was and how much bullshit he was spouting. It happened so often, he was called a wum over and over again in the thread. People just went along with it for a laugh. I have no idea where you got that from that people believed him.
 
Nanderson said:
Most people knew he was a WUM, but continued to quote him with the tiny hope that what he was saying was true. Why even follow him?
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I find it funny that you believe that, oh how wise you are.
 
Solius said:
What the feck are you talking about :lol:

He was reguarly quoted with people talking about how funny it was and how much bullshit he was spouting. It happened so often, he was called a wum over and over again in the thread. People just went along with it for a laugh. I have no idea where you got that from that people believed him.
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OK, but it's not really funny is it?

"Hey, there's this guy making up stuff on the internet, hahahahahahahah!!!1!!1!!1"

He was clearly a retard. And by continuing to quote him we've given him what he wants. Whether it's true or not, some jobless scouser is sitting in his rat-infested council house with a scumbag grin on his face thinking he's done one over.


I find it funny that you believe that, oh how wise you are.
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Cheers, gamby.
 
Who cares if he got what he wanted, if some people found it funny then I don't see why others care.
 
Solius said:
Who cares if he got what he wanted, if some people found it funny then I don't see why others care.
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Fair enough, I just don't see how anyone would find someone making things up on the interweb funny. I'm sure there were a few who genuinely got excited by his tweets.
 
If they did they aren't on here, we're much smarter than that.
 
Solius said:
Who cares if he got what he wanted, if some people found it funny then I don't see why others care.
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That's often the final conclusion on all things Twitter (well most things, anyway).

The thing is, the nature of this place is that people will have opinions on most issues, whether they interest them or not. It's a public forum. Every thread is exposed to opinions from every caftard.

If people find unfunny, borderline irritating stuff amusing, chances are others will point out that it's actually unfunny and borderline irritating.
 
Manchester
Daniel Taylor(Guardian)- daniel taylor (DTguardian) on Twitter
James Ducker(Times)- Twitter
Mark Ogden(Telegraph)- Twitter
Ian Herbert(Independent)- Twitter
David McDonnell(Mirror)- Twitter
Neil Ashton(NOTW)- Twitter
StuBrennan(MEN)- Twitter

Merseyside
RorySmith(Telegraph)- Twitter
BenSmith(Times)- Twitter
TonyEvans(Times)- Twitter

North East

George Caulkin(Times)- Twitter
Scott Wilson(North-East times) Twitter
SimonBird(Mirror) Twitter

London
JohnCross(Mirror)- Twitter
Darren Lewis(Mirror)- Twitter
Jeremy Wilson(Telegraph) Twitter
MattLaw(Express) Twitter
Dominic Field(Guardian)Twitter

Other
HenryWinter(Telegraph) Twitter
Sid Lowe Twitter
Dan Silver(Mirror) Twitter
DanRoan(BBC) Twitter
Ian McGarry(BBC) Twitter
Jeremy Wilson(Telegraph) Twitter
DuncanWhite(SundayTelegraph)Twitter
Paul Kelso(Telegraph)Twitter
Jason Burt(Telegraph) Twitter
OliverKay(Times)
MartinLipton(Mirror) Twitter
Ben Moss(Sport) Twitter
Paul Hayward(Guardian) Twitter
Greame Bailey(Sky) Twitter
Duncan Castles(Times) Twitter
HowardNurse(BBC)Twitter

Foreign Journalist
GuillemBallague Twitter.
Raphael Honigstein Twitter
Sid Lowe Twitter
Tom Williams(French) Twitter
Paolo Bandini Twitter
Ben LyttletonTwitter
Dan Twitter
Vegard Fl. Vaagbo(Norwegian)Twitter
Belgo Foot Twitter
Darren Tulett(French) Twitter
Ben Shave(Portgual)Twitter

Believable ITK's
Darren_Can Twitter
Fourth OfficialTwitter
Freddie Bosswell Twitter

Bullshitters
FootyAgentITK Twitter
 
So here is the list, got tired and bored in the end, will probably add it tomorrow. All the Journalist in this list though.
 
Nanderson said:
Fair enough, I just don't see how anyone would find someone making things up on the interweb funny. I'm sure there were a few who genuinely got excited by his tweets.
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And therein lies the humour. The idea that thousands of people are hanging on the every word of someone who they have no idea of the identity of and who therefore has no reputation at all, on the premise that they have knowedge about something that nobody else has, but they are willing to share with you. It's the corner stone of every scam (and religion :nervous:) ever devised.
 
KM said:
Manchester
Daniel Taylor(Guardian)- daniel taylor (DTguardian) on Twitter
James Ducker(Times)- Twitter
Mark Ogden(Telegraph)- Twitter
Ian Herbert(Independent)- Twitter
David McDonnell(Mirror)- Twitter
Neil Ashton(NOTW)- Twitter
StuBrennan(MEN)- Twitter

Merseyside
RorySmith(Telegraph)- Twitter
BenSmith(Times)- Twitter
TonyEvans(Times)- Twitter

North East

George Caulkin(Times)- Twitter
Scott Wilson(North-East times) Twitter
SimonBird(Mirror) Twitter

London
JohnCross(Mirror)- Twitter
Darren Lewis(Mirror)- Twitter
Jeremy Wilson(Telegraph) Twitter
MattLaw(Express) Twitter
Dominic Field(Guardian)Twitter

Other
HenryWinter(Telegraph) Twitter
Sid Lowe Twitter
Dan Silver(Mirror) Twitter
DanRoan(BBC) Twitter
Ian McGarry(BBC) Twitter
Jeremy Wilson(Telegraph) Twitter
DuncanWhite(SundayTelegraph)Twitter
Paul Kelso(Telegraph)Twitter
Jason Burt(Telegraph) Twitter
OliverKay(Times)
MartinLipton(Mirror) Twitter
Ben Moss(Sport) Twitter
Paul Hayward(Guardian) Twitter
Greame Bailey(Sky) Twitter
Duncan Castles(Times) Twitter
HowardNurse(BBC)Twitter

Foreign Journalist
GuillemBallague Twitter.
Raphael Honigstein Twitter
Sid Lowe Twitter
Tom Williams(French) Twitter
Paolo Bandini Twitter
Ben LyttletonTwitter
Dan Twitter
Vegard Fl. Vaagbo(Norwegian)Twitter
Belgo Foot Twitter
Darren Tulett(French) Twitter
Ben Shave(Portgual)Twitter

Believable ITK's
Darren_Can Twitter
Fourth OfficialTwitter
Freddie Bosswell Twitter

Bullshitters
FootyAgentITK Twitter
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Add this to your OP.
 
I believe Top is gonna moderate this thread, so I'm leaving this to him.

Just also noticed that I've 2 stickied threads in the transfer forums, which makes me the ultimate muppet king.
 
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