Tweets Only 2010/14 Archive

[wr8_utd]

And who has created this fake Young page?
Ashley Young (ashley_young26) on Twitter

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Who the feck is @FootyAgentITK? I am dead certain its someone from the Caf

And who has created this fake Young page?
Ashley Young (ashley_young26) on Twitter

This is an all time low.

 

[Siorac]

It's a shame Twitter is full of idiots, the idea itself is good.

There's another, even more retarded fake Young account:
Twitter

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

It's a shame Twitter is full of idiots, the idea itself is good.

There's another, even more retarded fake Young account:
Twitter

Me and Milner are both leaving Villa, thank feck Martin O'Neil was shit 2 work with, when we had injuries he made us play 2 build character wtf. gonne

You couldn't make this shit up!

 

[gaz1185]

To be fair, out of all the plebs that have jumped on the Twitter ITK train, this guy has called a few things today, so he might be a reliable source;

TransferSecrets

 

[Lance Uppercut]

You couldn't make this shit up!

Obviously you can.

 

[RonaldoVII]

It's a shame Twitter is full of idiots, the idea itself is good.

There's another, even more retarded fake Young account:
Twitter

The ideal thing is that you can pick and choose who you follow, and ignore everything else so you don't come across the idiots.

 

[Siorac]

The ideal thing is that you can pick and choose who you follow, and ignore everything else so you don't come across the idiots.

Yes, but the amount of idiots harm the credibility of the few genuine "insiders", whether we like it or not. And in order to choose who you want to follow you have to wade through a massive amount of shit as well.

 

[wr8_utd]

It's a shame Twitter is full of idiots, the idea itself is good.

There's another, even more retarded fake Young account:
Twitter

Arsenal, Man City, Chelsea and Rooney to fight it out for the title next season. Villa for Europe, Teams like Everton and Liverpool and f'd!

We're a one man team again!

 

[wr8_utd]

TransferUpdate Oh my god. I've received something VERY VERY shocking.



I love this guy.

 

[wr8_utd]

Spoiler

TransferUpdate A player Alex Ferguson know it would be almost impossible to get few day ago, now he had a chance to get him. EXCLUSIVE at 4PM. #MUFC #CM

MUFC launched a bid for a Centre Midfield who were said to be Paul Scholes' replacement. Come back here at 4pm for EXCLUSIVE. #MUFC

So he's done Sanchez and Defour. Now who will he go after? Sneijder? Nasri?

 

[phelans shorts]

Or

 

[phelans shorts]

Damn your edit, it's Modric.

 

[Striker10]

Spoiler

TransferUpdate A player Alex Ferguson know it would be almost impossible to get few day ago, now he had a chance to get him. EXCLUSIVE at 4PM. #MUFC #CM

MUFC launched a bid for a Centre Midfield who were said to be Paul Scholes' replacement. Come back here at 4pm for EXCLUSIVE. #MUFC

So he's done Sanchez and Defour. Now who will he go after? Sneijder? Nasri?

probably modric? Tired of all these dickheads

 

[SteveJ]

TransferUpdate Oh my god. I've received something VERY VERY shocking.

Is it a P45 from Twitter?

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

To be fair, out of all the plebs that have jumped on the Twitter ITK train, this guy has called a few things today, so he might be a reliable source;

TransferSecrets

I love all the different yet painfully similar display pictures all these ITK accounts have.

 

[charlenefan]

Spoiler

WikiTransfers WikiTransfers
The Ashley Young to Manchester United deal is now set to be £11m plus Kiko Macheda #MUFC #AVFC

22 hours ago, not sure if it's already been posted

This made me lol as well

Spoiler

WikiTransfers WikiTransfers
Rumors coming into us are that @Transferupdate is actually a cnut and his IP address in a UK based computer

 

[Hitchcocker]

wr8, you know he's posting shit. Why do you still bother to post his shit yet alone follow him.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

TransferUpdate Oh my god. I've received something VERY VERY shocking.



I love this guy.

How can you not. This thread is providing more then a few laughs.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Spoiler

WikiTransfers WikiTransfers
The Ashley Young to Manchester United deal is now set to be £11m plus Kiko Macheda #MUFC #AVFC

22 hours ago, not sure if it's already been posted

This made me lol as well

Spoiler

WikiTransfers WikiTransfers
Rumors coming into us are that @Transferupdate is actually a cnut and his IP address in a UK based computer

That has to be someone from the Caf. Fess up, who is it?

 

[KM]

This thread has gone retarded now

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

This thread has gone retarded now

You should have thought of the consequences when you made it.

 

[Sunny Jim]

^^ i love it though

 

[Solius]

Yeah it's all in good fun, imagine if TransferUpdate turns out to be right all along

 

[charlenefan]

I know it's all bollocks but what the hell

Spoiler

FootballAgent-ITK
All done on Darron Gibson, he will sign next week when back in the UK. Will be a great signing for sfc #mufc #sunderland #transfernews
6 minutes ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Heading to meeting with Niall Quinn to finalise a move for one of my Clients #sunderland #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Varane signing for Madrid despite wenger flying to France last night to clinch a last minute deal #arsenal #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
spurs bid rejected for @rioferdy5. serious doubts over his long term future, united will sell at the right price #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Hearing reports that spurs have made a £6 million bid for @rioferdy5 #MUFC #spurs #transfernews
3 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Barcelona have pulled out of the Sanchez deal, United & City now meeting Udinese officials #MUFC #MCFC #transfernews
4 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Ashley Young signing will be finalised tomorrow #MUFC
4 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Met with Luka Modric's Agent,Villa Boas not keen on bringing him to Chelsea,talks are scheduled next week in London with David Gill.

 

[JayWalker]

Yeah it's all in good fun, imagine if TransferUpdate turns out to be right all along

Dont you scare me now, Sol.

 

[gaz1185]

FootballAgent-ITK
All done on Darron Gibson, he will sign next week when back in the UK. Will be a great signing for sfc

Still don't trust this guy, but this is one of the more likely deals we've heard on twitter lately!

 

[wr8_utd]

Samuel Eto'o: "I hope the English fans will forgive me, but THFC are a club in mid-table and I need more".

EDIT: Ok apparently it's an old quote

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Cannot believe 2000 people are following Transfer Update with him barely having over 100 tweets. With some tweets as amateur as this:

Manchester United will know if their bid for Neymar is accepted or rejected in the next few hour. #MUFC

Manchester United had officially launched a £34m + Park Ji Sung for Santos' Neymar. #MUFC

Not sure if Alex Ferguson are serious about to bring Xabi in or to anger Liverpool fan. More to come at noon. #LFC #MUFC

I can comfirm Manchester United now launched another bid for Charlie Adam. No comfirmed fee yet. #MUFC want to stop #LFC from getting him.

But Charlie Adam himself want to play for #LFC. Wouldn't see him going to #MUFC as yet. It all seem like #MUFC want to stop #LFC getting him.

 

[charlenefan]

Samuel Eto'o: "I hope the English fans will forgive me, but THFC are a club in mid-table and I need more".

That mid table team which beat Eto'o lot last season

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Samuel Eto'o: "I hope the English fans will forgive me, but THFC are a club in mid-table and I need more".

I concur. Eto'o needs to play in the Champions League. He is different class.

 

[SteveJ]

Not sure if Alex Ferguson are serious about to bring Xabi in or to anger Liverpool fan.

Yesssssss, I for one am certain that Sir Alex would spend millions of pounds just to wind Andy@allerton up.

 

[phelans shorts]

Still don't trust this guy, but this is one of the more likely deals we've heard on twitter lately!

Sunderlands abbreviation is SAFC, not SFC, clearly not written by anyone in any kind of ITK position.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

I know it's all bollocks but what the hell

Spoiler

FootballAgent-ITK
All done on Darron Gibson, he will sign next week when back in the UK. Will be a great signing for sfc #mufc #sunderland #transfernews
6 minutes ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Heading to meeting with Niall Quinn to finalise a move for one of my Clients #sunderland #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Varane signing for Madrid despite wenger flying to France last night to clinch a last minute deal #arsenal #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
spurs bid rejected for @rioferdy5. serious doubts over his long term future, united will sell at the right price #mufc
2 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Hearing reports that spurs have made a £6 million bid for @rioferdy5 #MUFC #spurs #transfernews
3 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Barcelona have pulled out of the Sanchez deal, United & City now meeting Udinese officials #MUFC #MCFC #transfernews
4 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Ashley Young signing will be finalised tomorrow #MUFC
4 hours ago

FootballAgent-ITK
Met with Luka Modric's Agent,Villa Boas not keen on bringing him to Chelsea,talks are scheduled next week in London with David Gill.

So basically he is claiming he is Gibson's agent?

 

[gaz1185]

Sunderlands abbreviation is SAFC, not SFC, clearly not written by anyone in any kind of ITK position.

 

[ha_rooney]

TransferUpdate is just a WUM, 'FootballAgent-ITK' seems to be more sensible with his tweets but the Rio story surely has to be a joke.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

I believe it all started with ITK99, who has gone underground.

 

[phelans shorts]

Wasn't theinsider9 first?

I've lost track by now...

 

[wr8_utd]

Enough of ITK's. Time to have a IDK.

 

[Baby Faced Assassin]

Wasn't theinsider9 first?

I've lost track by now...

That account no longer exists.