Modrick.
Modrick.
Modrick.
Modrick.
Modrick.
Transfer Deadline Day
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss three 1-1 draws.
The first got us knocked out of the FA Cup, the next puts us in a good position in our Round of 16 Europa League game, and the latest was an actual decent performance against Arsenal at Old Trafford.
All hopes for the season now rest on the Europa League - does Amorim have the squad to win it?
and also wheeling and dealing?
Apparently Chelsea are trying to sign Luka Modrick.
Fixed
o rly?
Anyone else get the feeling that Harry is heartbroken that he won't get to sell Modric, and buy about 30 players?
All footballers should be electronically tagged on deadline day and their locations downloaded onto the internet for us all to see. Would certainly save on a lot of the bollocks we have to read on every news site.
I still don’t think it would convince some of the muppets though.
I still don’t think it would convince some of the muppets though.
Yes. Modrick yeah, Modrick.
Who is this Luka Modrick I keep hearing about?
cor blimey see how that bloke works that big touch screen?
fecking shite compared to gary neville!
fecking shite compared to gary neville!
Modrick.
That would ruin all the fun.
I spotted Steven Pienaar at Birmingham airport just now.
There's obviously feck all going on with United. They just know we attract the most viewers on this dull as shit deadline day where the biggest moves are for the likes of Scott Dann and Cameron fecking Jerome 
Yes, I remember the last transfer window when they were rumoured to be after a striker. They got linked with about 4 strikers and then a random bid from nowhere for Charlie Adam. In the end he just wanted to sign anybody!
Moderich
I'm shocked.
He lacks a very big pencil IMO.
There's obviously feck all going on with United. They just know we attract the most viewers on this dull as shit deadline day where the biggest moves are for the likes of Scott Dann and Cameron fecking Jerome
this!
whats also annoying is when they say "our sources tell us..."
translated that blatantly means "so we did a twitter search and there was loads of tweets about this guy!"
Don't be sarcastic, we've obviously worked out that simple sheets won't do, and have invented a sort of holographic transmitter that covers the area with a shield, picturing Bridgewater hospital-footage from yesterday, while Wesley is rolling in to have his medical.
BRAKING NEWS
Harry brakes car in emergency stop maneouvre on Euston Road after he spots a camera crew and realises a chance to talk more bollocks.
Harry brakes car in emergency stop maneouvre on Euston Road after he spots a camera crew and realises a chance to talk more bollocks.
There's obviously feck all going on with United. They just know we attract the most viewers on this dull as shit deadline day where the biggest moves are for the likes of Scott Dann and Cameron fecking Jerome
cameron jerome might be going? why wasn't i informed?
UPDATE: It turned out to simply be a guy with a notebook and a pen, and so Harry's emergency brake proved to be in vain.
Why are they bigging up this cnut Jim White? It's like boasting about being the best muppet in the transfer forum.
It's a sure sign of a crap deadline day when the biggest move is Jim White walking from the Sky canteen to the studio.
Jerome to Stoke.
Another big strong shit player to Stoke. They won't be playing like Barca this season, that's for sure.
Another big strong shit player to Stoke. They won't be playing like Barca this season, that's for sure.
Scott Dann to Blackburn.
Hope he has a relegation release clause.
Hope he has a relegation release clause.
Okay, seriously, enough of those Sky employees wanking each other off from various parts of the Sky HQ.
What we need is verified bollocks about players being sighted. At hospitals*, airports, fish 'n chips-shops, in 'Arry's backseat(pretty sure I saw Scott Parker there a minute ago) etc.
*This, incidently, is what led to the rumour of City actually signing Hargreaves. He was spotted at Bridgewater hospital while he was doing his daily routine of having his feet sewn to his knees, attaching them to the rest of him.
What we need is verified bollocks about players being sighted. At hospitals*, airports, fish 'n chips-shops, in 'Arry's backseat(pretty sure I saw Scott Parker there a minute ago) etc.
*This, incidently, is what led to the rumour of City actually signing Hargreaves. He was spotted at Bridgewater hospital while he was doing his daily routine of having his feet sewn to his knees, attaching them to the rest of him.
SSN "Lets join any club other than United now...."
Deadline day is seriously dull and retarded without United in the frame. I mean, who cares about Jerome and bloody Ngog going to?
ffs when are they going to mention anything about united?!?!
BREAKING NEWS: Rumours of an alleged interest in Wesley Sneijder from 'Arry Redknapp has surfaced, after the manager told reporters "yeah we're definately in for him" by default outside Spurs' training ground.
Joe Cole on loan to Lille ?
Looks like he's going to Aston Villa now.
When did Sky say that they were doing the 'BIG' Man United update?
Lille completed Cole signing.
They said about an hour ago "Some exciting new coming out of Old Trafford, more to follow." then nothing followed.