Transfer Deadline Day

no deal for kaka lol, but still trying to bring in gary cahill.
 
The reporter shouting HARRY, HARRY is classical
 
"Harry Sir"

He jizzed himself senselessly. His voice is still shaking.
 
Bassong deal off because they cant get Cahill
Colin Wanker must be furious
 
Of coruse fecking Spurs weren't going to get Kaka.

Muppets.
 
I can hear the Spurs fans deflating from here.
 
Kaka and Adam Johnson also being mentioned re Spurs signing. Knowing Harry, it's Paolo di Canio.

It's getting to that point of the night where Harry will want more cell phones to call from. "Just fecking sign SOMEONE."

He will then put Kaka on hold while he talks to Sky Sports.
 
Harry's missus is in for some pretty lacklustre sex tonight.
 
That was bloody hilarious.
 
Bah wanted Cahill to go to Arse or Spurs, rather have him not be around when we play them next weekend =/
 
"Ello, Daniel."

"Will you f*ck off home, Harry! You're making a laughing stock of us!!"