fecking hell! I hope not
Television Top Gear
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fecking hell! I hope not
This is why im finding it quite odd with the suggestions for new presenters here, its an entertainment show first then adventure and cars, some of the suggestions here would have it going back to old top gear by the looks of it.
Yup.
Yup.
Sorry, just doing my impression of Adrian Chiles' reaction to every fecking thing that he has ever had to respond to.
I'm not prone to exaggeration but that would be the worst thing in the history of the universe.
The last episode of Top Gear:
It'd be alright if they could get Roy Keane as the Stig.
Be some great gambling in that, how many weeks before Chiles is ran down in a reasonably priced car.
I daren't click on that link, I am too afraid.
I think your onto something here.
Roy Keane, Schmikes and Solskjaer! The perfect replacements.
Solskjaer is the new Hammond. He's approachable and has common sense.
Schmeichel is the new James May. He's sophisticated (mostly by being Danish), intelligent and probably boring.
Roy Keane is the new Jeremy Clarkson. He's loud, obnoxious, opinionated, and controversial.
And they are all hate each other a little bit with a healthy dosage of respect.
Sky and Channel 4 are understood to have ruled out working with Clarkson.
Top Gear isn't really a British show. It's an international show which is merely filmed in Britain. Whoever takes on Clarkson would need a higher worldwide profile than Sky and Channel 4 if they want their money's worth. Someone like Netflix or even a US network would make sense.
Hopefully Geocities will make a bid.
Ah man, now I'm actually disappointed this won't happen.
Netflix is their best option. They're not reliant on advertising so they won't care about offending anyone.
Really looking forward to seeing what they come up with. This time next year they'll be smashing up cars again, just on a different channel.
Yeah but it's an American company their Always afraid of offending people, where do you think the PC brigade was born.
'Hugely talented' .. 'good fit' 
suicide by Chiles
suicide by ChilesYea, binned by ITV after being almost universally hated by the viewers, what could you do next to almost guarantee you'll never work on TV again? Try and fill the shoes of a man who had millions sign a petition to keep him even after he punched a producer.
Chiles: "Coming up next on the show; Jane drives around Bristol in a clown car to raise awareness on the dropping population of beavers in the Yorkshire Dales, and Ricky finds out how many Bugatti Veyrons he can fit in his mouth. But first it's time to put a star in our reasonably priced car. Since our ratings have tanked and the international community are all watching that new Top Gear, the BBC are only letting us have guests from their approved "cool yoof" list. So, please welcome to the stage Mr Nick Grimshaw."
Grimshaw: "I once sat on a horse and shouted out the menu from Pizza Express. It was so funny. I'm probably, like, the funniest person anyone has ever met.
Chiles: "That sounds wonderful. Unfortunately we haven't got a lap time for you this week because the Hybrid unicycle that the BBC insists we use nowadays had run out of turnip juice."
Grimshaw: "Hybrid? More like "no"brid. Because it didn't work. So funny......"
Chiles: "That sounds wonderful."
It works better if you imagine Chiles' voice never changing from his monotone mumble and Nick Grimshaw looking and acting an arsehole like he always does.
Well, when I say 'works better'...
Grimshaw: "I once sat on a horse and shouted out the menu from Pizza Express. It was so funny. I'm probably, like, the funniest person anyone has ever met.
Chiles: "That sounds wonderful. Unfortunately we haven't got a lap time for you this week because the Hybrid unicycle that the BBC insists we use nowadays had run out of turnip juice."
Grimshaw: "Hybrid? More like "no"brid. Because it didn't work. So funny......"
Chiles: "That sounds wonderful."
It works better if you imagine Chiles' voice never changing from his monotone mumble and Nick Grimshaw looking and acting an arsehole like he always does.
Well, when I say 'works better'...
People are insane.
He sounds like a character from Game Of Thrones.
I'd love to hear them rationalise their thought process.
"yea he got got punched and then the guy who punched him reported what had happened, the, the, the cnut!"
He should be honoured to be abused by Clarkson, tbh.
It reminds me of when Rio was abused by Chelsea fans because his brother got abused by John Terry.
Or scousers booing Evra for having the nerve to be racially abused.
Similar to a player who was racially abused, never apologised to, but he is then the cnut who got someone banned. Expect some T-Shirts to be printed soon.
http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment...-jeremy-clarkson-sacking-20150331-1mbmmk.html
Also the script writer quit last week.
Also the script writer quit last week.
FFS some people really should not have access to the internet.
People are insane.
I didn't know Richard Porter was the script editor, I've always enjoyed his Evo columns.
The BBC may own the rights to the name, but it seems they're going to have to start from scratch if they're keeping it going - everyone involved is off.
He has his own motoring website called Sniff Petrol. Posts some funny f1 articles
Yea I Googled him after seeing his name in that article, his Evo column is called Petrolhead - also usually funny.
I think its quite good that these morons have a pedestal to announce to the world, and any current/potential employers how spectacularly idiotic they are.
Yep. It needs a full on reboot.
Hammond and May officially no longer work for the BBC.
In fairness, the only other person Clarkson has punched is Piers Morgan. If this fella is anything like Piers...The Live Shows are going ahead, just not going to be called Top Gear Live and with no BBC branding.
http://news.sky.com/story/1456365/clarkson-hammond-and-may-to-stage-live-shows
http://news.sky.com/story/1456365/clarkson-hammond-and-may-to-stage-live-shows