Agree, but do it funnier.
Top 4 predictions EPL 13-14
- Thread starter Danny1982
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Agree, but do it funnier.
Results so far:
Top 4:
1- United (49 points)
1- City (49 points)
3- Chelsea (48 points)
4- Arsenal (19 points)
Champion:
1- United (8)
2- Chelsea (4)
2- City (4)
Top 4:
1- United (49 points)
1- City (49 points)
3- Chelsea (48 points)
4- Arsenal (19 points)
Champion:
1- United (8)
2- Chelsea (4)
2- City (4)
Yeah that one wasn't very funny, rob.
1. Chelsea
2. Tottenham
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
* I don't predict United
2. Tottenham
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
* I don't predict United
feck me Rob way to bring a downer on the whole thread.
United = Father Ted
Chelsea = I'm Alan Partridge
City = Black Adder
Liverpool = rob in this thread
Chelsea = I'm Alan Partridge
City = Black Adder
Liverpool = rob in this thread
Ok here we go
Man City= Conrad Hilton
Chelsea= Paris Hilton
United = Benny Hillton
Arsenal = Tinkerbell Hilton
Man City= Conrad Hilton
Chelsea= Paris Hilton
United = Benny Hillton
Arsenal = Tinkerbell Hilton
Chelsea
City
Spurs
Arsenal
Man. Utd
Liverpool
... is my best guess, with possibly Arsenal and Utd swapping places.
City
Spurs
Arsenal
Man. Utd
Liverpool
... is my best guess, with possibly Arsenal and Utd swapping places.
Spurs
Chelsea
City
Liverpool
Arsenal
Everton
Norwich
West Brom
Sunderland
Man Utd
More like it IMO.
1. Manchester United
2. Chelsea
3. Manchester City
4. Arsenal
2. Chelsea
3. Manchester City
4. Arsenal
I always knew you were a closet Spurs fan. You just need the courage to come out.
Indeed sir although a part of me wants Southampton to win it.
United= Messi
Chelsea= Xavi
City= Valdes
Liverpool= Gareth Barry
@Cider am I doing it right?
Chelsea= Xavi
City= Valdes
Liverpool= Gareth Barry
@Cider am I doing it right?
^
United = De Gea
Chelsea = Casillas
City = Valdes
Liverpool = Reina
United = De Gea
Chelsea = Casillas
City = Valdes
Liverpool = Reina
Chelsea
City
Arsenal
United
City
Arsenal
United
Arsenal = sex with a super model
Chelsea = blow job from a cheerleader
ManUnited = hand job from the girl in English Lit.
City = stumbled into a gay biker bar by mistake
Chelsea = blow job from a cheerleader
ManUnited = hand job from the girl in English Lit.
City = stumbled into a gay biker bar by mistake
Think it will be a low points total for the champions who will also lose a larger amount of games than is usual. For that reason I think we still have a great chance as it gives Moyes some slack to play with as he adjusts to the role. Likewise, I think Eto'o has lost his once famed powers and so Chelsea's failure to land a world class striker will cost them many points. City's new manager will find the learning curve too tough and whilst they have a very strong squad, it does not excite me at all. Wenger will use all his motivational skills and Ozil to help Arsenal punch above their weight. Spurs will take a long time trying to work out their best team and Liverpool will solidify and have as good a season as their squad can.
My prediction is:
1. Manchester United
2. Chelsea
3. Arsenal
4. Manchester City
5. Spurs
6. Liverpool
of course we still have a great chance, we lost to Liverpool at Anfield, not to Cardiff City or Aston Villa!
Really hard to predict this year. I'd like to think that United can win again, but quite likely we are going to have a bedding in period with moyes and not quite win the league. I kinda feel right now that Arsenal as well might be able to finish third this season, basically capitalising on everyone else's changes and the focus being off them.
This.
I reckon Chelsea are lacking a striker and whilst they've added some wide players, they could struggle to score goals with Torres and Ba up top. Lukaku could have made a difference for them if he had been given a chance and I was surprised that they moved him out on loan again.
Liverpool have got better but I think people are being fooled by their early season form - they'll come 5th or 6th but won't get into the top 4, I don't think. For all the good business that Spurs have conducted, they too haven't markedly improved and Bale is a huge loss in terms of an individual who can win you points on his own - have they added someone who can replace that? I don't think so.
Basically leaves United and City for the title I think - City have added good players too but I agree with most people that their best players are still Hart, Kompany, Toure and Aguero. If those 4 players play to their highest standards, you could see City doing really well again, but we'll have to wait and see.
We're a bit of an unknown quantity really - started quite well I think, but the Liverpool game has put a real downer on things at the moment. We have the best squad in terms of depth and good quality across the pitch - you can't forget that this team won the league last season and we have added Fellaini to address our weakest area.
I reckon things will finish as follows, with Spurs and Liverpool fighting for 5th and 6th;
1 - City
2 - United
3 - Chelsea
4 - Arsenal
Liverpool have got better but I think people are being fooled by their early season form - they'll come 5th or 6th but won't get into the top 4, I don't think. For all the good business that Spurs have conducted, they too haven't markedly improved and Bale is a huge loss in terms of an individual who can win you points on his own - have they added someone who can replace that? I don't think so.
Basically leaves United and City for the title I think - City have added good players too but I agree with most people that their best players are still Hart, Kompany, Toure and Aguero. If those 4 players play to their highest standards, you could see City doing really well again, but we'll have to wait and see.
We're a bit of an unknown quantity really - started quite well I think, but the Liverpool game has put a real downer on things at the moment. We have the best squad in terms of depth and good quality across the pitch - you can't forget that this team won the league last season and we have added Fellaini to address our weakest area.
I reckon things will finish as follows, with Spurs and Liverpool fighting for 5th and 6th;
1 - City
2 - United
3 - Chelsea
4 - Arsenal
City
Arsenal
Chelsea
United
Think we'll have a stinky second half
Arsenal
Chelsea
United
Think we'll have a stinky second half
Hilarious the change from the last thread in this vain.
United
City
Arsenal
Chelsea
City
Arsenal
Chelsea
Chelsea
Manchester United
Man City
Arsenal
Manchester United
Man City
Arsenal
Wow. Impressive, Raees. You're on course to've called the surprising Top 4, whether you get it in order or not is academic really.
Liverpool = Beckenbauer
Chelsea = Maldini
City = Baresi
Arsenal = Passarella
Spurs = Dawson
United = Bramble
Liverpool = Paisley
City = Shankly
Chelsea = Stein
Arsenal = Busby
Spurs = Sherwood
United = Moyes
Chelsea = Maldini
City = Baresi
Arsenal = Passarella
Spurs = Dawson
United = Bramble
Liverpool = Paisley
City = Shankly
Chelsea = Stein
Arsenal = Busby
Spurs = Sherwood
United = Moyes
All banter aside, Barney. Where did you think you'd end up at the beginning of the season?
Ever the optimist, I think I said 4th in the newbs.
At least I put the thread in the proper forum.
At least I put the thread in the proper forum.
Very good, Danny.I predicted 6th down in the newbs, although that was in early October.
Lots down there predicted us finishing between 5th and 8th if I remember right.
Whatever, we just have to pray that the board are now seeing how utterly insane this appointment was in the first place.
Meanwhile, opposition fans are praying that they don't!
glaston was the closest one to predicting united's position correctly.
He went on to ruin it with his Spurs prediction.
He's been predicting United's demise for about 5 years.
So our obvious squad problems were not that obvious at the start of the season..