Tom Cruise

Marrying Tom Cruise is like being manager of Chelsea. You work for a bit, realise your boss prefers the sack and then you spend the rest of your life counting your money.
 
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Marrying Tom Cruise is like being manager of Chelsea. You work for a bit, realise your boss prefers the sack and then you spend the rest of your life counting your money.

He was married to Nicole Kidman for ten years, more than most movie stars manage. Is there any actual evidence he's bisexual, or is it just a knowing thing to say?
 
He was married to Nicole Kidman for ten years, more than most movie stars manage. Is there any actual evidence he's bisexual, or is it just a knowing thing to say?

It's just silly joking around, based mostly on South Park.
 
I dislike his extreme media image he presents of himself pretty much everywhere but I guess there are reasons he does so in the present world.
 
My girlfriends from Hong Kong and she was just listening to some HK radio station and they were talking about why Katie divorced Cruise. He slept with that famous English footballer David Beckham according to them :lol:
 
I think quite a telling thing is that Christian Bale used a Tom Cruise slot on Letterman as one of the main inspirations for Patrick Bateman in American Psycho.

I think he said the apparent sincerity masked the coldness of the man, and that he could see nothing behind his eyes. Cruise also appears in the book.

Enjoy some of his work, as for the man, I find him to be completely manufactured and generally a bit disturbing.
 
Did anyone see the trailer for his new movie?
It looked terribly cliche and it even seemed to have a rip off version of the Mission Impossible music
 
The Vanity Fair article alleges, among many other things, that in 2005 the Church of Scientology embarked on a project to find a suitable partner for Cruise and interviewed various women.

Eventually, they settled on a young actress and she accompanied Cruise on charmingly romantic dates in New York: just her and Cruise and various Scientology agents, all watching to see if she was up to snuff. When, for various ridiculous reasons it was decided that she wasn't, Cruise outsourced dumping her to a Scientology official. The woman then made the mistake of confiding what had happened to someone she considered a friend in the Scientology centre in Florida, only to then be punished by being forced to scrub toilets with a toothbrush, like the Cinderella story in reverse.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/sep/04/tom-cruise-biggest-kook-entertainment

http://www.vanityfair.com/online/daily/2012/09/tom-cruise-scientology-marriage-katie-holmes
 
Hes a good actor and for the most part makes decent films. However when I see him defending Scientology, he looks like an absolute nut thats been brainwashed. Weird fecking cult they are.
 
Films I liked with Tom Cruise in it:

War Of The Worlds (Obviously had it's faults, but I just liked the action. Bad Ending)
Collateral
The Last Samurai (Yes this had plotholes galore, but I enjoyed it anyway)
Minority Report
Magnolia
Eyes Wide Shut
Jerry Maguire
Mission Impossible
Born on the Fourth of July
Rain Man

No top gun, days of thunder or cocktail?
 
Can I lay claim to Olga Kurylenko while she's here?
 
Sure! From how I understand it us Irish folk can lay claim to whomever we like when they are in Ireland. Everyone in the world has some form of Irish ancestry it would seem.
 
Look he is out on the piss now! Maybe he is actually Irish...

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Has anyone ever visited Ireland and not been photographed with a pint of Guinness?

I'm sure there's even photographs of Cromwell posing with a pint o' the black stuff after his decimation of our people.
 
Has anyone ever visited Ireland and not been photographed with a pint of Guinness?

I'm sure there's even photographs of Cromwell posing with a pint o' the black stuff after his decimation of our people.

Of course not, there is a bit of Ireland in everyone, the pint pic is customary for all who visit.
 
He was in Far and Away. Tom is Irish

Yes, his wonderfully authentic accent showed that he's of Irish descent:

"Ah, to be sure, Nicolleen. Um...Lucky Charms and Bono..."
 
I watched Last Samurai the other day, what a brilliant movie that is. Easily my favorite Tom Cruise flick.
 
Poor Tom's a cold.

Why do so may people dislike him? Apart from the Scientology nonsense, he seems harmless enough.

I suppose it is because Scientology isn't harmless and he is a fervent champion of it. He is also a bit of a cnut at times. And weirdo at others.
 
Well it's relatively harmless compared to the three monotheisms.

Collateral is ace, and he's great in it.
 
Tom's a nutter with that Scientology bollocks but by all accounts a stand up guy.

He showed up here in Iceland for the premiere of Oblivion. Can't think of any Hollywood personnel that has done that. Apparently he wanted to thank people for the hospitality he was shown. I'd have thought he wouldn't have fond memories of the place given the whole Holmes shenanigans during his stay here.
 
Why doesn't he just come out and stop conning the poor bints.

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Oh I'd hazard a guess they were ever so slightly aware of his persuasion and did "the time" to elevate their own careers. I think all of his previous wives could do a glamour / story shot in OK magazine (and U.S equivalent) and net a couple of hundred grand for the hassle.

Hard life aye?
 
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Oh I'd hazard a guess they were ever so slightly aware of his persuasion and did "the time" to elevate their own careers. I think all of his previous wives could do a glamour / story shot in OK magazine (and U.S equivalent) and net a couple of hundred grand for the hassle.

Hard life aye?

Too cynical to be true.

Given the amount of time the tabloids have devoted to the subject, if there was real evidence Cruise was a homosexual, we'd have read about it by now. And why would he keep getting married? I can understand one marriage for camouflage purposes - even Rock Hudson married once (albeit in a more censorious age) - but three times? It doesn't compute.

Unless he's seriously in denial. But he's not religious, so why would he choose to be at war with his own nature? Particularly in Hollywood, where homosexuality is hardly frowned upon.