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God that was awful. Ember one of the few who can do anything and she gets eliminated early, and you'd think they'd at least give Asuka a win after getting shafted.
 
Was there a single clean elimination? I swear everyone had to be on the apron or cling the ropes. I get everyone needs to look strong, but when everyone looks strong no one looks strong
 
Was there a single clean elimination? I swear everyone had to be on the apron or cling the ropes. I get everyone needs to look strong, but when everyone looks strong no one looks strong

They're too short to fly over the ropes and not heavy enough to pull the top rope down low enough for it to look "real".
 
Energy drinks and coffee.

Then come back to sleep!

Think about the Asian and Australian United fans that do this every week. Respect!
Got Energy drinks (got asked for I.D for them I’m 28 in 10 days)
 
They're too short to fly over the ropes and not heavy enough to pull the top rope down low enough for it to look "real".

The competent ones can manage it, just that there was about 4 of them in there.

If Ryder and Hawkins win here then it will be a massive waste of Hawkins 2 year losing streak, so they probably are walking out champions.
 
feck the revival

How did Rider and Hawking get a title match when Hawking hasn’t won a match for as long as I can remember
 
The battle royals really should have some stipulation attached to them. Like the winner getting a title shot of their choosing etc at any time.
 
The battle royals really should have some stipulation attached to them. Like the winner getting a title shot of their choosing etc at any time.

Do you really want them following through on a Carmella title shot? Giving the winner a title shot would mean them having to put some thought into who wins these things which I doubt they want to do. They had Mojo win one.
 
Now imagine if there was any kind of build to that match, or if they even bothered to announce it on Raw instead of twitter a few days ago. Should have been similar to when Heath and Rhyno won the tag titles a few years ago. They'll probably lose it tomorrow to an Undisputed era call up or something.
 
Do you really want them following through on a Carmella title shot? Giving the winner a title shot would mean them having to put some thought into who wins these things which I doubt they want to do. They had Mojo win one.

If the BR winner was offered the opportunity to be added to a Wrestlemania title match then the likes of Carmella wouldn’t be winning it. But you are right, Vince doesn’t give a feck about the BR. It could be a big thing rather than a jobber fest.
 
No idea why they didn't put Andrade and Mustafa Ali in the US title match, both are too good for this match.
Ali must be pissed, he was due to face Bryan at mania but got injured and Kofi took his place in the elimination chamber and the rest is history
 
If the BR winner was offered the opportunity to be added to a Wrestlemania title match then the likes of Carmella wouldn’t be winning it. But you are right, Vince doesn’t give a feck about the BR. It could be a big thing rather than a jobber fest.

To be fair the main point of the battle royales is to get everyone on the show so it's always going to be a jobber fest.

Ali must be pissed, he was due to face Bryan at mania but got injured and Kofi took his place in the elimination chamber and the rest is history

Wasn't due to face Bryan at Mania, just be apart of the elimination chamber. Think the plan was originally Owens to face Bryan at Mania.
 
Looked nasty for Ali.
 
A lot of guys got in excellent shape for 'Mania this time! Most notably Braun and Matt. Braun in particular is absolutely shredded now, complete machine.
 
I have a feeling that the Women’s “main event” is going to be a car crash.