Things that will happen before Manchester United wins they next Premier League title

[MiceOnMeth]

Manchester United will win the Uefa Champions league

 

[SillyUsername]

Bitcoin will go to $1,000,000 before Manchester United win the Premier League again.

 

[RopersReturn]

England will win the World Cup.

 

[Stacks]

RR Martin will finish remaining two books.

Good shout!

 

[Stacks]

GTA VI will be released

And I'll have played it on the PS5 and PS6

 

[Todd]

Someone other than Donald Trump will be president of the United States.

 

[Stacks]

1) Witcher 4 and Cyberpunk Orion will be released
2) Man Utd will have a new stadium
3) Trump will have a 3rd term in office
4) United Kingdom will become the 51st State

 

[The Brown Bull]

England will win the World Cup.

 

[wolvored]

Moyesy will be given more time

 

[Von Mistelroum]

Trump gets four more years

 

[stevoc]

Emperor Trump will die after reigning for over a decade and be succeeded by his adopted son Elon Musk. Emperor Elon in his first act commands SpaceX Force to invade Mars.

 

[always_hoping]

Manchester United will win the Uefa Champions league

Going to copy Liverpool after their league title win in 1990? Won the Champions league in 2005 and again in 2019 before winning the league title again in 2020.

So for United last league title 2013, win the Champions league in 2028 and again in 2042 before winning the league title again in 2043.

 

[tenpoless]

Would've gotten married, had a kid, and named him Ruben Johny Gyo-Keres.

 

[OverratedOpinion]

Nottingham Forest will win the Premier League.

 

[MyOnlySolskjaer]

Dre will release Detox.

 

[Top_Bins]

Cthulu rises.

 

[Wizard Keyaz]

Jeremy Corbyn the Prime Minister of Britain

 

[distant_red]

Prada will become a sponsor for United

 

[NICanRed]

For Canadians - The Maple Leafs will win the Stanley Cup.

 

[didz]

April 2025 will come to a close.

 

[tentan]

Liverpool win their 20th League title
Liverpool win their 21st League title
Liverpool win their 22nd League title
Liverpool win their 23rd League title
Liverpool win their 24th League title
Liverpool win their 25th League title
Liverpool win their 26th League title
Liverpool win their 27th League title
Liverpool win their 28th League title
Liverpool win their 29th League title
Liverpool win their 30th League title
Liverpool win their 31st League title

 

[OldRed1]

The devil will need warmer clothes.

 

[Red Comet]

The United States will turn into a fascist dictatorship.

Scotland will vote for independence.

 

[Red in STL]

And he'll be beaten to it by Elon Musk

Fortunately that can't happen, however, Musk will go back to South Africa and re-introce apartheid

 

[ColvaleGoa]

Liverpool win their 20th League title
Liverpool win their 21st League title
Liverpool win their 22nd League title
Liverpool win their 23rd League title
Liverpool win their 24th League title
Liverpool win their 25th League title
Liverpool win their 26th League title
Liverpool win their 27th League title
Liverpool win their 28th League title
Liverpool win their 29th League title
Liverpool win their 30th League title
Liverpool win their 31st League title

Straight Ban please