GTA VI will be released
Things that will happen before Manchester United wins they next Premier League title
- Thread starter horsechoker
- Start date
City will be relegated
@horsechoker will almost lose his virginity
Leicester that is
Christmas
Hulk Hogan will serve as the acting United States Secretary of the Treasury.
Hojlund scores a hatrrick.
I will get a girlfriend.
Plot twist: you're gay
Heat death of the universe
Plot twist: I’m not
Plot twist: not yet...
RR Martin will finish remaining two books.
@horsechoker will learn the difference between "it's" and "its"
Its'
Another pandemic.
Trump will refuse to leave the white house. Nigel Farage will be Prime Minister.
Roy Keane will win I'm a Celebrity and strictly dancing at the same time.
Drake will marry Kanye West but both will be arrested on their wedding day as part of the Diddy trials
Roy Keane will win I'm a Celebrity and strictly dancing at the same time.
Drake will marry Kanye West but both will be arrested on their wedding day as part of the Diddy trials
Rashford’s kid will have their own hate thread.
Christmas 
Half Life 3
FromSoft game with story
Cowboys Superbowl
Scorcese making a Marvel film
FromSoft game with story
Cowboys Superbowl
Scorcese making a Marvel film
Plot twist: due to years of mismanagement by British Rail we can't
Pint of beer will be £20
You hate to see it
For the deposit
You have to return a pint of pee to get that back?!!
In Starmer's woke lefty England you'll have to put a down payment on a beer which still be used to fund an immigrant's mansion.
Not heard the Bibby Stockholm called that before
Thermonuclear Armageddon
Snoop Dogg will stop doing tacky ads.
Could be worst thread of the year condender.
I'll get to sleep with Ana Da Armas and Sydney Sweeney
No one else will win a PL title
Pogba will be interim manager
The Rock will run for US president
And he'll be beaten to it by Elon Musk
Trump will be president of the US again.
You’ve got more chance with Chris Armas tbf.