Hold your horses, folks. Word is Xavi has been spotted on the phone dictating a message to a skywriting service.
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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This is the best transfer thread since I've been on the caf, I hope it never dies.
Perm ban for him if Thiago doesn't sign!
* de gea grabs thiagos nuts* - what's that thiago u little bitch? You moving to Manchester? It better be for the red side, or the only balls you will be playing with after this match is the lottery"
at this!We should create a new thread to discuss what sort of amazing equipment our new hospital will contain! Oooh, a new MRI machine
You'll be in that hospital unless you stop this anti-muppetry!
*waves puny fist about*
So this is basically the moment where De Gea signs Thiagos ball?
He's skywriting his transfer request to come to us too?
CheGiaevara is jonas' redcafe account name! Mods promote that bitch and lets give him a round of applause
How can it be any better than saving £15m to build our own hospital? Imagine the traveling cost we'll save long term! That is value right there!
We should create a new thread to discuss what sort of amazing equipment our new hospital will contain! Oooh, a new MRI machine
We're not Owen, we don't have a fetish for medical equipments.
Who the feck is jonas? Seriously.
Maybe De Gea tapped him up secretly and he's joining us along with Thiago?
Honestly, I'd sell Wazza for those two.
What is this I don't even.
people need to move on from this
SAF isn't here anymore, who knows how Moyes will plan his formations... but I am pretty sure he won't live and die by the 4-4-2 like the way SAF did
I'll include Young too if it helps.
Speak for yourself, I for one cant wait for us to have our very own hospital. The fans should be able to pitch in on it, and make it our very own Theme Hospital-ish prosject.
If this doesn't go through, we need to sell De Gea for making a muppet of us all.
You know nothing, ALX
If we end up with a load of bandages & bedpans, I'll assassinate Nurse Burrow.
It's clearly a description of what is happening at that exact moment. Agent de gea is working his magic
Legendary thread. If any one of you lot haven't gone through the last 10 pages. DO IT! See your inner muppet rise.
Now that you mention it, Rio will probably need a new hospital from all the ******* he's probably doing over the thought of Thiago signing.
Has Howard Nurse commented on it yet?
We'll finally get the best out of Anderson!
Gotta love De Gea on a mission to have him sign for United.. My inner muppet is out of control now..
The sad thing about all this is that it looks like we'll need to get a new goalkeeper, or else how can Agent Dave maintain his new full time post of Globetrotting Player Snatcher?
Yes, and keyword was "try" and get promotion. This lad is worthy!Was that you telling him to sign up? And that you'd get him promoted
That's the spirit! #buildahospital should be trending within the hour!
This is what the summer of 2002 felt like when Becks was tapping up Rio
Dont worry. With Thiago in the team, we never have to worry about losing the ball thus not needing a goalkeeper. He's basically a mix of Iniesta and Xavi, only better technique and a better passer of the ball.
Now we know why we paid 20M for DDG
I don't know what's going down in here but I want in.
Arghh! Who could resist the conversational charms of Roman 'No Interviews' Abramovich?!?
Well if he tells us that nothing is imminent we'll know that we'll be unveiling him by the weekend.
If Roman gets close to Thiagos ball, I'm going to go mental
We're signing Thiago. That's really all the information necessary.
Hes trying to get confirmation on thiagos hatrick.
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