Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

What a fecking brilliant load of new pages to catch up with that was.

 

[SteveJ]

or we are possibly going to see the greatest meltdown of all time.

It'd be like one of those RAWK threads, when United score a last-second goal:

Aw, bollocks

feck's sake

Get a petition going, lads

 

[Woodzy]

The funny thing is, if SSN picked up on this it would still have more legs than most other stories.

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Hate to do this to you all.

But it's written in blue.

Dark blue, clearly our away kit seeing as he'll be making his debut away at Swansea. Muppet harder.

 

[Nighteyes]

Hate to do this to you all.

But it's written in blue.

That's been taken care of.

It's dark blue, which is our away kit. It's ON

 

[JmRssll555]

This has gone so mental that if he actually comes out anytime in the next week and confirms that he's joining us it'll actually be a bit of anti-climax, knowing that all this crazy muppetry will have come to an end.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

His match ball proved he was a red, Thiago Thiago
See you soon in Manchester it said, Thiago Thiago
We sent big Dave to tap him up
And now we're winning every cup
Thiago he's our genius no.9

 

[elmo]

He'll just have Anderson walk besides him. Noone will even get a glimpse of Thiago

But that wouldn't alert us to start our attempt to complete the 50k thread within the time needed for the medical

 

[An Irish Red]

I've decided that we are definitely signing him now and it's all thanks to big Dave.

 

[paceme]

I really wouldn't be surprised if we had this sorted ages ago. We were clearly interested just before he signed his last contract. My cocks just fecking exploded like a firework.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

My cocks just fecking exploded like a firework.

That would make a great 999 call recording.

 

[The Neviller]

He'll just have Anderson walk besides him. Noone will even get a glimpse of Thiago

Ah, the lesser spotted "Anderson is fat" joke.

 

[Raees]

Who is Jonas Glaever?

feck knows but he deserves to be an honorary member of the Caf, or it might be Gambit's real name.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

I really wouldn't be surprised if we had this sorted ages ago. We were clearly interested just before he signed his last contract. My cocks just fecking exploded like a firework.

I hope you're not at work.

 

[Skywarden]

Who is Jonas Glaever?

The lad on twitter who found the writings on the ball. Page 82 is your friend.

 

[The Neviller]

I really wouldn't be surprised if we had this sorted ages ago. We were clearly interested just before he signed his last contract. My cocks just fecking exploded like a firework.

Did someone bring you your dinner out?

 

[Red-Man-Walking]

Muppetry has crossed the Atlantic!

http://prosoccertalk.nbcsports.com/...ago-on-signed-match-ball-sparks-rumor-flurry/

 

[Damien]

Who is Jonas Glaever?

Twitter Elvis.

https://twitter.com/CheGiaevara

 

[Burrow]

But that wouldn't alert us to start our attempt to complete the 50k thread within the time needed for the medical

I think it's safe to assume that everytime Dave and Anderson is seen together, we're completing a signing.

 

[Skywarden]

His match ball proved he was a red, Thiago Thiago
See you soon in Manchester it said, Thiago Thiago
We sent big Dave to tap him up
And now we're winning every cup
Thiago he's our genius no.9

Cracker!

 

[Phil]

Yes Redcafe. I love you guys at times like these.

 

[Shinjisan]

I really wouldn't be surprised if we had this sorted ages ago. We were clearly interested just before he signed his last contract.

I feel the same. Just like the De Gea deal this is already done, only to be announced now that the U21 Euros are over.

 

[Burrow]

Ah, the lesser spotted "Anderson is fat" joke.

Calm down, Numpty.

 

[shaggy]

"See you in Manchester". So reads the dedication that David de Gea , the Manchester United goal, wrote on the ball to Thiago Alcantara property stood as an author of a hat trick in the final of the European Under-21 Tuesday in Jerusalem.
Recall that the 'very red' beat Italy by 2-4 , revalidating the continental scepter already achieved two years ago in Denmark.
The message of De Gea alludes to crack Barca interest it has aroused in many 'big' European, which include their own 'Red Devils' and Manchester City and Real Madrid and Chelsea.
As reported MD, Thiago looks more inside than outside the club, in which the minutes are expensive because of the quality of the workforce.
And in this sense that De Gea has made ​​a nod to the elder brother Alcantara , giving assured that his partner in the U21 selecicón eventually calling in the Premiership and in one of the two teams from Manchester.
Another player of the 'Red Devils', Rio Ferdinand , meanwhile praised Thiago on his Twitter account. According to veteran defense, "Spain Under-21 was too! Thiago wants the ball under pressure, so requests at any site. need to produce this type of mentality in our children. "


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[SteveJ]

MUFC0FFICIAL-NAIROBI reckons he's coming, so that's good enough for me.

 

[Maagge]

I've allowed myself to believe we'll sign him

 

[hungrywing]

The funny thing is, if SSN picked up on this it would still have more legs than most other stories.

They might write a "De Gea Lonely in Manchester," type story.

 

[Burrow]

Now that this signing is complete, would it be safe to assume that Thiago will bring his brother along as well? I would say yes.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

MUFC0FFICIAL-NAIROBI reckons he's coming, so that's good enough for me.

Bloody hell Steve. Are you trawling the net?

 

[jgraham]

Well isn't DDG a card!

If the caf awards still take place and this deal doesn't come off then DDG is a cert for WUM of the year

 

[Baxter]

MUFC0FFICIAL-NAIROBI reckons he's coming, so that's good enough for me.

It's done. I'm buying mine Thiago 10 shirt now.

 

[Summit]

We have got this one tied up now, where next? Ronaldo thread?

 

[SteveJ]

Bloody hell Steve. Are you trawling the net?

I wasn't being serious, chief.

 

[walsh]

It's done. I'm buying mine Thiago 10 shirt now.

I can see no reason why that would end badly, I'd even suggest a tattoo of his face if you're really a top red.

 

[syrian_scholes]

I've allowed myself to believe we'll sign him

I think I've allowed my self to believe that too...

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

They might write a "De Gea Lonely in Manchester," type story.

And bring in Redknapp to analyze why he's a shite keeper.

Look at the way he writes. It's just not how keepers write in England.

 

[Danillaco]

This thread became even more brilliant! The title... hahaha

 

[Burrow]

We have got this one tied up now, where next? Ronaldo thread?

Thiagos brother need a thread. Rafinha is it? I hear he's quite the player.

 

[Genius Me!]

That Jonas fella is reading the caf and loving the comments.

He's caused hundreds and thousands of men to jizz at the same time, it don't get much gayer than that really.

 

[SteveJ]

He's caused hundreds and thousands of men to jiz

Is he Cina?