Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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Good morning tards, Im here and I am ready to hit refresh at 11am like a badass mother fecker 
That's bollocks tbf; I'm not in charge of the press office.
Some of you lot are so jumpy and nervous. Just be happy that we've got a central midfield!
Just over 3 hours lads.
Kleenex at the ready, boners skywards.
Kleenex at the ready, boners skywards.
Where has anyone said strootman is done
And surely the medicals are gonna take longer than 3 hours to do and that's if they arrive in the next 10 minutes
And surely the medicals are gonna take longer than 3 hours to do and that's if they arrive in the next 10 minutes
Harsh kouroux, Cider is only reporting the information he is being given. Of course if he is wrong then this thread is going to explode with hatred I feel, dont worry Cider there will be no hatred from me. Just bitter sadness.
I'm not jumpy nor nervous man, just joking. I honestly wouldn't be annoyed if we ended up with neither.
I hate transfer windows because they're so full of bullshit and bullshiters
The way I see it - if you have posted 26.000 times here, I doubt you would do something as stupid as this knowing the consequences if you didn't believe it.
Very moist. I have faith in you cider.
It'll all be 'subject to medical' of course, but the deals would appear to be complete in principle.
De Gea conducted a medical on Thiago (playing doctors and nurses) during the Euro's, several in fact.. so we're all good on that front. As for Stroots, not entirely sure.
I don't think Cider is far wrong, both Thiago and Strootman deals are at an "advanced stage" but i doubt they will be announced at 11am today.
Mods, if nothing happens at 11am, will you be banning Cider or will it simply be a demotion to the Newbies
Mods, if nothing happens at 11am, will you be banning Cider or will it simply be a demotion to the Newbies
I reckon I'll have a wank at 11 (3am my time) regardless, just so I haven't fapped myself to the point of frenzy for nothing
Good morning lads. I've just prepared my nipples. Let us do this!
Just seen this...
The Oracle has spoken
2 hours 57 mins to go
2 hours 57 mins to go
Another one...
Jaysus they are watching us lads
You better pull through cider otherwise all of twitter will be out to get you too
Jaysus they are watching us lads
You better pull through cider otherwise all of twitter will be out to get you too
So Thiago holds all the cards then.
Plans not to get my hopes up are failing big time
So Thiago holds all the cards then.
Let me add this:
Graham Hunter @BumperGraham
@_Hatchy_ He wants a meet with FCB to tell them his stance, which is to leave. It's the market, any deal can fall through. But so far not
Daily Star is running an article saying that the deal has been done today.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football...agrees-five-year-deal-with-Manchester-United/
Im sticking in this thread for the most of the morning.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/football...agrees-five-year-deal-with-Manchester-United/
Im sticking in this thread for the most of the morning.
It is fair to assume we have contacted Thiago reps, they have shaken hands on a deal and personal terms, we have also spoken to Barca but have yet to rubber stamp the deal.
Once we come to agreement with Barca i suspect the deal will officially be signed pending the outcome of the medical....so nothing until later this week.
Once we come to agreement with Barca i suspect the deal will officially be signed pending the outcome of the medical....so nothing until later this week.
They don't need to rubber seal the deal, right?
Hope I'm wrong, but I can't see anything happening today. Nothing properly official really can happen if the boy is on holiday? I assume his dad can't PP a contract?
You have 3 hours to bring us the player Cider.
We can still make an announcement on the basis that we have agreed a deal in principle with the club and the player....i guess stuff like a medical can be completed upon his return from his hols.
At 11am I'm going to cum the Nile.
Cider, not saying your source isn't trustworthy, I am just struggling to see how this deal could be wrapped up soon. I mean for something to be announced around 11 am BST? That's quite early.
Well there will be jism everywhere if they don't.
I know I may get infarcted, but this seems apt
They can announce it officially and just say that it is subject to a medical so 11am is not as quick as some may think.
I don't think we should ban Cider, the backlash he will get on here will be worse than a ban.
But Cider... Why? Why would you tease us?
But Cider... Why? Why would you tease us?
Come 11:00am. This will be me hitting F5.
...and a clause is a clause if the player wants to execute it... same shit with Phil "the kite-puller" Jones & Blackburn.. feckin stupid chicken feckers!
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