Pogba who?
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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why does this have to happen when i'm frantically trying to complete a job application form? The missus is away, the house is empty and thiago is on the verge of signing!?!
Shit even my dog is running around the house with his wee pecker exposed because of this!
Shit even my dog is running around the house with his wee pecker exposed because of this!
Brazilian, Italian, Spanish, a Barcelona midfielder with exceptional skill and technique not long out of La Masia ...
This is potentially the biggest cock out signing of all time.
This is potentially the biggest cock out signing of all time.
I love this trasfer saga. Every 6 or so hours there's a reason to pull out my cock. Doesnt happen that much normally....
Well, he's pretty wrong then. 'Nos vemos en Manchester' literally means, 'We'll see eachother in Manchester'.
Something something Donkey Kong.
feck sake, I'm not married. 3 year relationship though, this isn't going to be the last time I have to explain this either
A midfielder. A fecking midfielder lads! I'm so fecking happy.
If this happens.... oh shit! Stealing away Barca's top young talent like absolute bosses 
LADS, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIT STROOTMAN?
De Gea
Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Carrick Strootman
Ronaldo Thiago Kagawa
Van Persie
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
De Gea
Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Carrick Strootman
Ronaldo Thiago Kagawa
Van Persie
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
Cocks out just now? Mine has been hanging out since yesterday waiting for him to sign.
Just came back from the dead for this. Been touching wood for far too long. Go on lad wet our beaks!
Stop posting gifs.
10/10 would blaspheme again.
If this happens.... oh shit! Stealing away Barca's top young talent like absolute bosses
Arsenal did it once, and look how that turned out.
Up your candy ass! Nah on second thought next to Cleverley when we play weaker opposition.
If this happens.... oh shit! Stealing away Barca's top young talent like absolute bosses
knew moyes must have learnt something from merseyside
Sorry Damo. But we are signing a midfielder, this is pretty fecking amazing.
This is lining up to be the biggest muppet suicide in Caf history
Up 'til this point I've managed to keep my expectations down given the previous sagas. Cock is well and truly out now, however.
Stolen!
LADS, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO FIT STROOTMAN?
De Gea
Rafael Ferdinand Vidic Evra
Carrick Strootman
Ronaldo Thiago Kagawa
Van Persie
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY
Who's deleting Kermit?
Have a heart!
Have a heart!
I just want to hear the BBC commentator during this Spain vs Tahiti game to go:
We have gone too far now! There is no turning back.This is lining up to be the biggest muppet suicide in Caf history
This is lining up to be the biggest muppet suicide in Caf history
Don't even think that thought.. He's agreed wages according to Graham
But who the feck is Graham??
He'll stay. Only situation where I won't mind him leaving is if we sign Ronaldo, which won't happen this Summer at least.
Anyone actually want a physically strong Toure type midfielder though? *retreats*
Don't even think that thought.. He's agreed wages according to Graham
But who the feck is Graham??
Is he yer man from Jeremy Kyle?
That's a good enough source for me like, he's ours!
I don't know why we're letting ourselves get so excited over a few tweets and a ball that's been scribed on.
It's still on though!
It's still on though!
That first press conference is going to be great. Moyes in the middle, Thiago on his left, Ronaldo on his right.
Any more stupid gifs and people are going to be banned from the thread.... imagine the hell!
I have no idea what you just said, but it sounded reassuring and is good enough for me too. We're getting Thiago!
So has anything other than that tweet happened? This is real right? This isn't a wum? Please lord tell me it's not a wum.
Front six of Carrick, Thiago, Kagawa, Welbeck, Rooney and RVP. Not bad
The gifs are hilarious. Mods are gay.
I'm hearing that this Hunter guy said that Ronaldo would be United's next club a while back?
Please tell me that's not true.
Please tell me that's not true.
This isn't about how he plays or where he fits, anymore.
This is bigger than that. This is about 50,000 or so Caftards ejaculating in unison.
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