I'm sure the club will thrown in a sky sports package so he can watch Barca if he joins
Thiago Alcantara | Signed for Bayern Munich
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For realzies?
Has anyone tracked the whereabouts of Mazinho, Edward Woodward, Jim Lawlor or anyone else who could be remotely connected to this?
Thiago can go wherever he wants, he doesn't need to be there.
I want to see Mazinho pictured in a self-hired van in Salford, you know like Sneijder was.
Thiago can go wherever he wants, he doesn't need to be there.
I want to see Mazinho pictured in a self-hired van in Salford, you know like Sneijder was.
See how he's on the outside of that picture? He's not one of them anymore and he's edging himself out. He's coming.
You lot get thrown by anything. I'm confident he's signing. What Thiago is doing now matters very little. It is all about our reps and his reps hashing out a deal. Once we have reached agreement on personal terms, it's simply a formality between us and Barca. Relax. it's happening. Going into my last meeting. Hopefully by tomorrow morning we have positive news.
Have a good night fellow caf members.
Have a good night fellow caf members.
I believe it's a picture of them on the plane and Para Barcelona means "For Barcelona". As in they are on their way home. Thiago is in the picture, as are all the other Barcelona boys. Nothing to see here.
Why the feck is Thiago retweeting the Barca-boys? fecking traitor of the worst kind
Sack De Gea Sell Thiago
He just retweeted it, doesn't say anything - he'll probably love Barca for the rest of his life but I wouldn't read too much into it.
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Exactly, in the same way Rooney will always be an Everton fan. The practical side of him will probably drive the move if it happens.
If this transfer doesn't go through, would it be the worst transfer cock tease thread on the caf of all-time? There has been a few, but this is just too much.. the ball, the signed shirt... I can't take it... MOYES, put on some pants and get on your Blackberry!
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Definitely not shopped. Legit. Even if it's last seasons shirt. He bought it himself, the day it came out.
It's been on for YEARS!
The guy on the left of that pic looks like an ill RVP.
Moyes is already in Florida with Ronaldo! We need to send Woodpecker, or whatever our new CEO is called, over to Ibiza to talk to Thiago.
How do we know Moyes has a Blackberry?
feck it he's staying. I'm blaming Moyes.
He can't attract a player of Thiagos ability.
He can't attract a player of Thiagos ability.
Yeah, I was just joking when I said shopped, I definitely didn't just do it myself in photoshop a minute ago. Its so on.
Good grief no. This has a way to go till we get there.
feck all? Instead of giving random shit like that hits just post the 'content' not a link.
So you're saying it's ON?
I just got a "Cannae take the strain" message and thought we signed him.
feck!
feck!
This is taking too long, I wonder have we even offered him a contract.
My ballsack cannae take the strain more like.
Could you imagine if we are not even interested in the slightest? like if his name came up on a list of available youngsters and Moyes was just like "Nae lad is too wee, he cannae complete the horseshoe!"
Nah, Sneijder, Ozil and Benzema were all worse and far more prolonged than this (so far).
It's amazing how something as hilarious as "cocks out" and other references to pulling the dick off oneself over potential transfer dealings manages to stay hilariously funny no matter how many times people post the exact same thing.
So, cocks in or out then?
So, cocks in or out then?
And Hazard had everyone watch his last game for Lille.
I Remember that those were horrible, especially the Sneijder thread.. but have probably repressed the extent of the trauma.
Yeah it's so funny. Comedy gold.
I can barely contain myself from greenlaughingsmilying every time it's posted.
It was humorous once, when Plech first coined it now of course it's part of RedCafe's annual zeitgest fluctuation between football existing as a physical activity we spectate upon and football becoming a meat market over which we masturbate. It's a beautiful game.
So who else are we going to sign?
Potential Thiago replacement?
Nah, just a pjanic buy...
Anyone else prematurely blow their load at the 'she cannae take the strain' message?
You cad, you could at least give Thiago a cuddle and tell him you love him instead of just making him feel lie a piece of meat.
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