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Does the game take lineage into account?

Like does it realise this is the progeny of an otherworldly being
 
Wah, alto enters with 72 skill? He mocks the gods and should be nailed to … benito, any idea?
 
Knowing how detailed alto gets in my experiment he’s definitely googled the meta stats for this game.
 
@nimic is there some sort of brief career overview you can share to „honor“ those who retired?
 
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@nimic is there some sort of brief career overview you can share to „honor“ those who retired?
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I'll do a bigger stats thing later (tomorrow probably), but until then we can remember the fallen soldiers.


@oneniltothearsenal (1996-2013)
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@reelworld (1998-2011)
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@sebsheep (1999-2009)
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@Stobzilla (1998-2007)
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@The Cat (1998-2011)
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Didn't Google shite all, just wanted the son to have all time assists and also be a defensive god. So between them both they will hold all non points records. Remains to be seen if it will work as sontodevil ain't as athletic.
 
Stat Bonanza (2013)
Stat time!

(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)

Stats are regular season unless stated otherwise

Total regular season points (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 38 387: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (24.6)
  2. --- 33 272: Solius (27.3)
  3. --- 31 419: Wilt Chamberlain (30.1)
  4. --- 30 791: Michael Jordan (24.9)
  5. --- 28 704: Tim Thomas (24.0)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 28 669: hobbers (22.7)
  • #13 --- 26 581: Dr. Dwayne (20.1)
  • #19 --- 25 437: BenitoSTARR (23.0)
  • #24 --- 24 184: V.O. (20.7)
  • #30 --- 22 668: Samid (24.6)
  • #32 --- 22 396: P-Nut (26.9)
  • #39 --- 21 444: oneniltothearsenal (16.6)
  • #84 --- 16 818: Dan (12.2)
  • #86 --- 16 529: Salt Bailly (11.9)

Total playoff points (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 762: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (24.3)
  2. --- 5 044: Michael Jordan (28.0)
  3. --- 4 457:Jerry West (29.1)
  4. --- 4 044: Solius (29.3)
  5. --- 3 985: Magic Johnson (17.6)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #14 --- 3 173: BenitoSTARR (22.8)
  • #29 --- 2 462: hobbers (23.7)
  • #88 --- 1 478: P-Nut (28.4)

Total assists (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 14 971: John Stockton (10.3)
  2. --- 13 331: V.O. (11.4)
  3. --- 11 007: Anfernee Hardaway (7.3)
  4. --- 11 000: Magic Johnson (9.3)
  5. --- 10 460: hobbers (8.3)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 10 123: Solius (8.3)
  • #9 --- 9 905: weetee (8.6)
  • #14 --- 7 840: oneniltothearsenal (6.1)
  • #15 --- 7 754: BenitoSTARR (7.0)
  • #16 --- 7 734: P-Nut (9.3)
  • #35 --- 6 444: reelworld (8.4)
  • #75 --- 5 147: Dan (3.7)

Total rebounds (per game)

Top 5:
  1. --- 25 252: altodevil (20.0)
  2. --- 23 924: Wilt Chamberlain (22.9)
  3. --- 21 620: Bill Russell (22.5)
  4. --- 17 440: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (11.2)
  5. --- 16 279: Elvin Hayes (12.5)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #7 --- 15 184: oneniltothearsenal (11.7)
  • #30 --- 10 379: Salt Bailly (7.3)
  • #67 --- 7 716: hobbers (6.1)
  • #71 --- 7 601: Dr. Dwayne (5.7)
  • #72 --- 7 584: Stobzilla (10.9)
  • #83 --- 7 277: BenitoSTARR (6.6)
  • #94 --- 6 985: Dan (5.1)

Total steals (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 457: altodevil (4.3)
  2. --- 3 744: hobbers (3.0)
  3. --- 2 956: John Stockton (2.0)
  4. --- 2 427: Michael Jordan (2.0)
  5. --- 2 372: Scottie Pippen (1.9)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #10 --- 2 028: oneniltothearsenal (1.6)
  • #12 --- 1 988: Solius (1.6)
  • #15 --- 1 888: V.O. (1.6)
  • #29 --- 1 630: Dan (1.2)
  • #30 --- 1 627: Salt Bailly (1.2)

Total blocks (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 5 917: altodevil (4.7)
  2. --- 4 379: BenitoSTARR (4.0)
  3. --- 3 581: Hakeem Olajuwon (2.8)
  4. --- 3 189: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (2.0)
  5. --- 3 064: Mark Eaton (3.5)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #8 --- 2 513: hobbers (2.0)
  • #12 --- 2 202: Salt Bailly (1.6)
  • #24 --- 1 712: oneniltothearsenal (1.3)
  • #100 --- 910: Dan (0.7)

Total Minutes played (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 57 446: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (36.8)
  2. --- 50 662: hobbers (40.0)
  3. --- 50 000: Elvin Hayes (38.4)
  4. --- 49 423: altodevil (39.2)
  5. --- 49 232: Anfernee Hardaway (32.6)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #7 --- 47 377: Solius (38.9)
  • #8 --- 46 642: Salt Bailly (33.7)
  • #10 --- 45 665: oneniltothearsenal (35.3)
  • #14 --- 44 717: V.O. (38.4)
  • #15 --- 44 644: Dan (32.5)
  • #21 --- 42 608: Dr. Dwayne
  • #34 --- 38 970: BenitoSTARR (35.3)
  • #42 --- 37 414: weetee (32.4)
  • #76 --- 32 755: P-Nut (39.3)

Total Three Pointers Made (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 3 390: Solius (2.8)
  2. --- 2 685: V.O. (2.3)
  3. --- 2 548: Samid (2.8)
  4. --- 2 337: Dr. Dwayne (1.8)
  5. --- 2 300: BenitoSTARR (2.1) and P-Nut (2.8)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #10 --- 1 641: hobbers (1.3)
  • #22 --- 1 193: reelworld (1.6)
  • #24 --- 1 168: Skizzo (1.1)
  • #33 --- 1 046: The Cat (1.0)
  • #52 --- 959: weetee (0.8)
  • #55 --- 949: Salt Bailly (0.7)

Total Personal Fouls (per game)

Top 5
  1. --- 4 657: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (3.0)
  2. --- 4 319: Karl Malone (3.2)
  3. --- 4 281: Hakeem Olajwuon (3.3)
  4. --- 4 195: Robert Parish (2.9)
  5. --- 4 193: Elvin Hayes (3.2)
Cafites in the top 100
  • #6 --- 4 183: BenitoSTARR (3.8)
  • #9 --- 3 915: Salt Bailly (2.8)
  • #10 --- 3 905: oneniltothearsenal (3.0)
  • #18 --- 3 631: Dan (2.6)
  • #25 --- 3 514: Dr. Dwayne (2.7)
  • #67 --- 2 931: Skizzo (2.7)
  • #70 --- 2 919: Solius (2.4)
  • #97 --- 2 754: weetee (2.4)

Guaranteed Career Earnings
  • #1 --- $237.81m: Solius
  • #2 --- $232.72m: BenitoSTARR
  • #3 --- $230.31m: hobbers
  • #4 --- $226.99m: altodevil
  • #6 --- $203.52m: Dr. Dwayne
  • #8 --- $193.69m: V.O.
  • #10 --- $185.51m: oneniltothearsenal
  • #11 --- $177.75m: P-Nut
  • #16 --- $158.79m: Salt Bailly
  • #18 --- $152.91m: weetee
  • #31 --- $121.41m: Dan
  • #39 --- $109.82m: The Cub
  • #42 --- $106.02m: Samid
  • #55 --- $97.39m: sebsheep
  • #63 --- $91.25m: Stobzilla II
  • #70 --- $87.88m: Skizzo
  • #80 --- $85.50m: reelworld II
  • #88 --- $82.12m: reelworld
  • #100 --- $77.46m: Two Nil

Most games injured (combined)

Top 5
  1. --- 322: Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 262: Shaquille O'Neal
  3. --- 256: Tim Thomas
  4. --- 247: Dan
  5. --- 246: Allen Iverson
Cafites in the top 100
  • #9 --- 213: altodevil
  • #10 --- 212: Dr. Dwayne
  • #13 --- 199: hobbers
  • #18 --- 170: Solius
  • #21 --- 160: V.O.
  • #27 --- 146: Salt Bailly
  • #29 --- 142: oneniltothearsenal
  • #51 --- 123: weetee
  • #65 --- 114: P-Nut
  • #69 --- 112: Samid

Worst Playoff Teams since we started by MOV (average margin of victory in the regular season)
  1. -3.4: Denver Nuggets 2013
  2. -2.9: Seattle Supersonics 2006 (with oneniltothearsenal)
  3. -2.6: Sacramento Kings 2005 (with altodevil)
  4. -2.5: Memphis Grizzlies 2008 (with P-Nut)
  5. -2.4: Cleveland Cavaliers 2009 (with Samid)
Best Non-Playoff Teams (same as above)
  1. +1.0: Golden State Warriors 2002
  2. +0.8: Denver Nuggets 1999 (with Salt Bailly)
  3. +0.4: Denver Nuggets 2005 (with Dr. Dwayne)
  4. +0.3: New York Knicks 2011 (with BenitoSTARR)
  5. +0.2: Portland Trailblazers 2003 (with sebsheep)
Worst NBA Final Teams (same as above)
  1. -0.0: Phoenix Suns 2005 (with reelworld, lost)
  2. +3.2: New Jersey Nets 2001
  3. +3.3: Toronto Raptors 2003
  4. +3.8: Chicago Bulls 2006
  5. +3.8: Minnesota Timberwolves 2006 (with The Cat, won)
Best Teams (same as above)
  1. +14.5: Los Angeles Lakers 2011 (with altodevil, Champions)
  2. +14.3: Boston Celtics 2013 (with hobbers, runners-up)
  3. +13.9: Los Angeles Lakers 2008 (with altodevil, Champions)
  4. +12.9: Orlando Magic 1996
  5. +12.3: Los Angeles Lakers 2009 (with altodevil, Champions)
Worst Teams (same as above)
  1. -11.8: Charlotte Bobcats 2011 (with Samid)
  2. -11.6: Boston Celtics: 2008
  3. -9.8: Cleveland Cavaliers 2000 (with V.O.)
  4. -9.3: Charlotte Bobcats 2013 (with Samid)
  5. - 9.3: Seattle Supersonics 1997

Best Players Without a Ring (not sure how the game decided this, but it did)
  • #1: hobbers
  • #3: P-Nut
  • #5: Dr. Dwayne
  • #6: oneniltothearsenal
  • #16: Salt Bailly
  • #33: Samid
  • #34: Dan
  • #37: reelworld:

Best Players Without an MVP
  • #1: altodevil
  • #4: P-Nut
  • #6: Dr. Dwayne
  • #7: oneniltothearsenal
  • #9: V.O.
  • #17: Salt Bailly
  • #44: Samid
  • #46: Dan
  • #62: weetee

Oldest Peaks
  • #10 --- 33: Salt Bailly

Youngest Peaks
  • #9 --- 22: oneniltothearsenal and weetee
  • #23 --- 23: V.O. & Dan
 
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What could have been if he hadnt joined the turdcats
 
I'm still adamant I'll get a ring before the end of this. Probably more chance of signing to a decent team next now I'm shit.
 
Great work nimic!

Some say I sit in my massive mansion shooting threes all day.
 
13/14 Season Preview - Part 1
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Keep in mind he's built another player who can't score any points, so this doesn't necessarily mean he'll actually... you know, win anything. His dad only started really winning once he got a perfect team around him, though then he became unstoppable (until Solius stopped him).
 
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Keep in mind he's built another player who can't score any points, so this doesn't necessarily mean he'll actually... you know, win anything. His dad only started really winning once he got a perfect team around him, though then he became unstoppable (until Solius stopped him).
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Solius should be okay at that though
 
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Most games injured (combined)

Top 5
  1. --- 322: Jermaine O'Neal
  2. --- 262: Shaquille O'Neal
  3. --- 256: Tim Thomas
  4. --- 247: Dan
  5. --- 246: Allen Iverson
Cafites in the top 100
  • #9 --- 213: altodevil
  • #10 --- 212: Dr. Dwayne
  • #13 --- 199: hobbers
  • #18 --- 170: Solius
  • #21 --- 160: V.O.
  • #27 --- 146: Salt Bailly
  • #29 --- 142: oneniltothearsenal
  • #51 --- 123: weetee
  • #65 --- 114: P-Nut
  • #69 --- 112: Samid
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Can't get injured if I'm never getting minutes.
 
Looking good. Although me and sontodevil are both PGs
 
Decent improvement for the team this year. Wonder if it will translate into actual results.
 
Why are you spoilering (?) our names, @nimic? I need to know!!

My char still in limbo-land..and young alto teaming up with ol‘ sol seems weird.
 
I also won with Sacramento without an awesome team I hasten to add. Lakers won shite all before I arrived.
 
When did the grizz get the #1 pick, for god sake sontodevil kills fatherdevil
 
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