Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 34/35 | Season Review + Draft | This will never end (FALSE) | BasketballGM

[nimic]

2033 NBA Final

@Heine @weetee @The Cat @reelworld @oneniltothearsenal @hobbers @V.O. @Solius @BenitoSTARR @Skizzo @P-Nut

Spoiler: Game 1

Spoiler: Game 2

Spoiler: Game 3

Spoiler: Game 4

Another one for Heine! That makes 9, spanning 18 seasons.

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Playoff stats

 

[nimic]

32/33 Season Review

@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine

I am dedicating this update to anyone who is still reading these. feck the firefighters - you're the real heroes.

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Standings

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Stats

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Awards

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League News

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Draft Preview

Predicted top 10

Draft Lottery

 

[The Cat]

Still following good work.

 

[Salt Bailly]

HoF, baby.

 

[P-Nut]

Dismal playoffs

 

[altodevil]

Sorry nimic. This was a goated experiment that sadly ended when you brought real players back.

 

[nimic]

Sorry nimic. This was a goated experiment that sadly ended when you brought real players back.

Let's be honest, that's not why it's fizzling it out. This just happens to literally all experiments because the participants lose interest, and then the host loses interest. I'm happy it lasted as long as it did, and it's still not over. I'm not tagging you though, so you don't have to give your opinion about why it got bad.

rekt

 

[weetee]

I got clean swept (?) once too often in a final.

But thanks for the updates nimic, good to see MJ made the comeback he deserves.

 

[reelworld]

I'm still following the thread, just not as often as before as my player and the team suuuckkss

 

[altodevil]

Let's be honest, that's not why it's fizzling it out. This just happens to literally all experiments because the participants lose interest, and then the host loses interest. I'm happy it lasted as long as it did, and it's still not over. I'm not tagging you though, so you don't have to give your opinion about why it got bad.

rekt

You did tag me

 

[nimic]

You did tag me

Oh yeah

 

[altodevil]

Oh yeah

rekt

 

[Heine]

I'm still here, reading and ring-chasing. Lets make it ten!

 

[nimic]

2033 Draft and Free Agency

@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @altodevil @altodevil @altodevil @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine

Draft

Spoiler: 11-30

Spoiler: 31-60

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Free agency

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Big trades

 

[reelworld]

I just realized I won the sixth man of the year last season

 

[Heine]

Still not traded away

 

[weetee]

@altodevil

 

[altodevil]

Johnuel Fland

 

[nimic]

Johnuel Fland

Johnuel Fland is a normal name, please find a new slant.

 

[nimic]

33/34 Season Preview

@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine

Here's a bit of a treat for you (or possibly a massive, blinding, phone-crashing screenshot): Power Rankings with the league ranking for each stat.

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Team Finances and Strategy

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Preview

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[altodevil]

career assist leader?

 

[nimic]

career assist leader?

Regular season:

Playoffs:

 

[altodevil]

Noice

 

[nimic]

Noice

After everyone is retired I'll run it for like 500 seasons and make one last final update (or hell, why not 1000), and I sincerely doubt any player will ever match that assist total.

 

[The Cat]

After everyone is retired I'll run it for like 500 seasons and make one last final update (or hell, why not 1000), and I sincerely doubt any player will ever match that assist total.

The Cub will probably still be playing.

 

[altodevil]

After everyone is retired I'll run it for like 500 seasons and make one last final update (or hell, why not 1000), and I sincerely doubt any player will ever match that assist total.

Rebounds too, for snr

 

[nimic]

The Cub will probably still be playing.

And still have one ring.

 

[nimic]

Actually I can make players negative years old, so I could just make you all -1000 years old and have this last forever. You'd all be 100/100 though.

 

[nimic]

Teams

In descending order of Power Ranking (60+ rating)

 

[nimic]

Cont.

 

[nimic]

33/34 Mid Season Update

@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine

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League Leaders

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Dunk Contest

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3 Point Contest

Spoiler: Round 1

Spoiler: Round 2

Spoiler: Final Round

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All Star Game

Spoiler: Game

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Feats

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Big trades

 

[Heine]

Seems like we are coasting a bit. Hope we are ready for the playoffs when they come around. Another ring would be nice

 

[weetee]

Goat Jordan. Strange pic they took for Kobe.

 

[nimic]

33/34 End of Regular Season

@BenitoSTARR @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Skizzo @Solius @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @weetee @Heine

Final Standings

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Playoff bracket

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Stats and League Leaders

 

[The Cat]

The Cub still stealing a living

 

[reelworld]

lost at the last day to missed the play in??

 

[Heine]

I'm really having a small role offensivly on this team... I can live with that as long as I get my tenth ring

If I was the GM of the Suns I would trade me, but thats another story (And with 3 Volume scorers in AI, KAJ and MJ the team really dosen't need anyone more to score, so might be they just like having an old guy play defence)

 

[weetee]

giddy-up(date) @nimic !

 

[nimic]

giddy-up(date) @nimic !

I will, today. Scout's honour.

 

[nimic]

WTF it says 2 million views. Did I pay for bot views in my sleep or something? I guess I have to finish it now.