Gaming The RedCafe NBA Simulation 30/31 | Season Review | NBA Final | BasketballGM

Creaming over a 67 rated teammate when there's super teams with multiple players over 90 lm.ao
 
@nimic what‘s the 5x5 record? Think I saw you posting one list some years ago.
 
I was thinking @nimic if both Sonius and Heine refuse to renew with Spurs, can i set it up to immediately break my contract too, at the same time
 
hobbers said:
I was thinking @nimic if both Sonius and Heine refuse to renew with Spurs, can i set it up to immediately break my contract too, at the same time
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This is your 10th season on the Spurs, so I'll allow that. Though that would probably free up enough to sign one of the other expiring contracts (sontodevil, Dr. Junior, or even weeweetee if he somehow doesn't re-sign).
 
22/23 All Star Update Part 1
22/23 All Star Update Part 1

@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine

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Standings

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3 Point Contest

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1st Round - 4 advance

Tyler Herro: 18
Keegan Murray: 27
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Only one of BenitwoSTARRLET and Dr. Junior can make it through, on to tiebreaks!
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One more!
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BenitwoSTARRLET will join SebJr, Dan II and Keegan Murray in the 2nd Round.

2nd Round - 2 advance
Keegan Murray: 25
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This must be the weakest shooting of any Three-Point 2nd Round ever. Our only Cafite hope is BenitwoSTARRLET, though she's used to winning them at this point.

Final Round
Keegan Murray: 24
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One more for BenitwoSTARRLET! That's her 4th in 5 years. Quite impressive for a 3 cm tall spatula.

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The All Star Captains this year are Two Nil and Anthony Davis.

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Up next: All Star Game and Slam Dunk Contest
 
22/23 All Star Update Part 2
22/23 All Star Update Part 2

@altodevil @Heine @Salt Bailly @Skizzo @P-Nut @The Cat @hobbers @Solius @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @V.O. @Dr. Dwayne @BenitoSTARR

Slam Dunk Contest

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Sonius: 47
Zion: 0
Green: 16
Skizzlet: 35
Sonius: 42 (89)
Zion: 34 (34)
Green: 23 (39)
Skizzlet 5 (40)

It'll be a Cafite final round! Skizzlet versus Sonius, both former winners.

Sonius: 42
Skizzlet: 21
Sonius: 19 (61)
Skizzlet: 50 (71)

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Skizzlet passes Zion, The Cub, BenitoSTARR and Shareef Abdur-Rahim with his 3rd Dunk Contest win, equalling Vince Carter and only trailing Jerry Stackhouse with 4.


All Star Game

Team Anthony and Team Two Nil

(weeweetee selected for All Star but out injured)

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mfw 700k views

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You‘re mocking an injured player? Colour me surprised.
 
22/23 End of Regular Season
Steals and assists are all I seem to do, I need a move to a decent side and I'd make them better
 
22/23 Playoffs 1st Round
22/23 Playoffs - 1st Round

@Heine @hobbers @Solius @weetee @V.O. @sebsheep @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Salt Bailly @Dan

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Oof, Dan II will miss some games over patellar tendinitis, whatever that is. He should be back sometime next round, if the 76ers make it. It's looking worse for reelworld II, who is probably going to miss 2 full series with a fractured hand. At least the Knicks are strong enough that they may make it to the NBA Final without him, which he should be able to make.


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Unsurprisingly both the Rockets and the Spurs go through to the 2nd Round with a sweep.


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Pepper Bailly tried to keep the Bucks in it, but the 76ers simply had too many threats. And that's with Dan II injured! The Knicks predictably finish off the Wizards. No Kevin Durant magic this time.


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The injury situation isn't great for the Kings, with two starters playing with niggling injuries.
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The Kings aren't done yet.

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SebJr and the Kings complete the comeback!


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Two more Cafite match-ups coming next! Both of them have pretty clear favourites, but crazier things have happened.
 
Goat casually drops another 120 gamescore and moonwalks away
 
nimic said:
I'm not quitting the experiment until we reach 1 million views, and I don't care that half of them are probably crawlers and bots. And a quarter is @altodevil.
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I click for every tag. It's only natural I'd have the most views since I had the best player.
 
I click in hope and leave disappointed about my guy’s team getting knocked out all the time.
 
I click, see the assist king still out here producing, light a cigar, choke on the smoke, go for a lie down.
 
22/23 Playoffs 2nd Round
22/23 Playoffs - 2nd Round

@hobbers @Heine @Solius @weetee @V.O. @sebsheep @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @Stobzilla @Dan

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Preview

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Two big injuries heading into the same series in the East. Probably worse for the 76ers, who don't have the same quality to make up for the loss.


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Nothing to see here.

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The Knicks win, but it was at least reasonably close. An extremely efficient 23/19/17 from Two Nil.
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Ooh, the Kings get one! 22/15/2 from SebJr. 79 points combined from weeweetee and Lil' V.O. wasn't enough for Houston. I don't know what it says about their playing styles that Lil' V.O. got to shoot 20 free throws on 16 shot attempts, and weeweetee got to shoot 3 free throws on 29 shot attempts - but I'm sure it would be top of /r/nba.
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The 76ers aren't far off, but Two Nil's excellent play is keeping the Knicks ahead.

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Heine with a silly 5/2/14/5/5 game.

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2 free throws on 33 shots, this time. 21 three point attempts seems... high.
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Dan II and the 76ers are out. It was sort of expected, but at the same time they got closer than the sweep suggests.

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Well, obviously.

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Take a shot every time weeweetee shoots more than 30 times per game. SebJr with a great 20/1/13 game, but there's just a difference in firepower here.
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Lil' V.O. picking up a knock made the game interesting, but in the end weeweetee and the rest managed to put away SebJr's Sacramento.

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No we just need to figure out who the Knicks will play in the Conference Finals.
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It's Boston!

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This looks familiar.
 
The great thing about the spurs winning all these titles, is that I'll always have 5 solo titles which will never be matched.
 
altodevil said:
The great thing about the spurs winning all these titles, is that I'll always have 5 solo titles which will never be matched.
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Yeah but I heard your guy died trying to do auto-erotic asphyxiation.
 
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