nimic, you got an alt account here on the caf? Just wondering.
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No, I'm proudly hanging dong, nothing to hide. Why?
2015 Playoffs - NBA Final
Speaking of hanging dong, let's get this over with.
2015 NBA Final - Washington Wizards vs. Utah Jazz
No Cafites involved - for shame!
Kevin Durant has finally done it! After losing so many finals, he's got his ring. The Wizards don't look at all like a depleted team either, so you guys might be in trouble for a few years.
Playoff stats
@V.O. @Salt Bailly @Samid @sebsheep @Skizzo @Solius @hobbers @altodevil
Playoff league leaders
2015 NBA Final - Washington Wizards vs. Utah Jazz
No Cafites involved - for shame!
Kevin Durant has finally done it! After losing so many finals, he's got his ring. The Wizards don't look at all like a depleted team either, so you guys might be in trouble for a few years.
Playoff stats
@V.O. @Salt Bailly @Samid @sebsheep @Skizzo @Solius @hobbers @altodevil
Playoff league leaders
Well I already knew a post could have a maximum of 20 pictures, but now I'm learning a post can also have a maximum of 40k characters (1st post). Damn you, limitations.
Quoting my own post, because as usual I managed to make it the last post of the page.
Speaking of hanging dong, let's get this over with.
2015 NBA Final - Washington Wizards vs. Utah Jazz
No Cafites involved - for shame!
Kevin Durant has finally done it! After losing so many finals, he's got his ring. The Wizards don't look at all like a depleted team either, so you guys might be in trouble for a few years.
Playoff stats
@V.O. @Salt Bailly @Samid @sebsheep @Skizzo @Solius @hobbers @altodevil
Playoff league leaders
KD is a god, you should all be grateful that I was the god of gods.
KD ain‘t bragging nonstop in this thread though.
Although that‘s not entirely true, nimic does that part
KD is now 5th on the GOAT list.
14/15 Season Review
14/15 Season Review
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Conference standings
Playoffs
Awards
Season stats
Up next: Draft & Free Agency
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
Conference standings
Playoffs
Awards
Season stats
Up next: Draft & Free Agency
how did sontodevil beat altodevil for dpoty
The apprentice shall replace the master.
First time altodevil looses the award ir goes to his son… I feel there is a movie script here somewhere
..yet he still complains.
When is The Cub's contract up?
What a fecking shit team.
What a fecking shit team.
You don't want to know.
He's shagging everything that moves to try and get a son quickly.
You're actually one of the best players in the league, statistically. It's just... you know. Your team is the worst team in the league, statistically.
Things could change. Your teammates might get better, there might be some trades. Hell, even you could get traded.
Or they can continue to trade high picks and keep the team in purgatory?
Oh most def. But they do assign higher value to picks from bad teams, so if they trade away their picks they should at least get something for it.
Should.
Pepper Bailly be grindin'.
Don't do grandsons. End it with the last son then do big summary stat tables etc.
Then do a team-running experiment with some kind of draft.
Then do a team-running experiment with some kind of draft.
Team would be good yeah.
That would meen no Heinekin :’(
The originals become team owners while their grandkids are getting drafted?
6th man of the year on 2 different players. Let's go!!
2015 Draft and Free Agency
2015 Draft and Free Agency
This involves so many that I'm just going to tag all of you.
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine)
Top 10 picks
A bit surprised Houston went for weeweetee, considering they already have two pretty good, young-ish Centers. I'd have thought they'd go for Heine, or even Dr. Junior. Though I think history has proven that picking the best player is never a bad idea - and weeweetee is definitely the best right out of the draft. Also he can't rebound or dunk, so I guess he plays a slightly different role.
The Spurs picked up both Heine and Sonius, to pair with Nobbers. Nobbers only has one year left on his contract, so they'd have to be good pretty much immediately to have any chance of keeping this core together.
Dr. Junior was drafted by Cleveland, which means he's the first player to play on the same team as his father. Well, play is a strong word, considering Dr. Dwayne's contract expired and he... well, no spoilers for the rest of this post.
(Apropos nothing, keep in mind that I will allow anyone to change their position at the start of the season - including to Auto).
The rest of the draft
Free Agency
Solius has left Memphis and decided to sign what's probably his last contract with the New Orleans Pelicans for $20.57m/year (!) through 2020. That's the 5th highest salary in the NBA for someone who is about to turn 36.
P-Nut has left Milwaukee and signed with the Denver Nuggets for $16.05m/year through 2020.
SebJr has re-signed with the Miami Heat for $13.18m/year through 2020.
weetee has left Oklahoma City to sign with the Golden State Warriors for $4.68m/year through 2018.
Dr. Dwayne has magnanimously decided to vacate Cleveland, so as to let his son get out of his shadow. Probably. He's then decided to join The Cub in Oklahoma City.
Skizzo is yet to find a team. You can create a new player if you want, though it's always possible you get picked up eventually.
Trades
Two Nil (Raptors)
SebJr (Heat)
Salt Bailly (Pistons > Kings)
BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla II (Knicks)
Samid (Timberwolves)
Oh yeah, and this one.
altodevil (Lakers > Spurs), Nobbers & Sonius & Heine (Spurs) -
This involves so many that I'm just going to tag all of you.
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee @Heine)
Top 10 picks
A bit surprised Houston went for weeweetee, considering they already have two pretty good, young-ish Centers. I'd have thought they'd go for Heine, or even Dr. Junior. Though I think history has proven that picking the best player is never a bad idea - and weeweetee is definitely the best right out of the draft. Also he can't rebound or dunk, so I guess he plays a slightly different role.
The Spurs picked up both Heine and Sonius, to pair with Nobbers. Nobbers only has one year left on his contract, so they'd have to be good pretty much immediately to have any chance of keeping this core together.
Dr. Junior was drafted by Cleveland, which means he's the first player to play on the same team as his father. Well, play is a strong word, considering Dr. Dwayne's contract expired and he... well, no spoilers for the rest of this post.
(Apropos nothing, keep in mind that I will allow anyone to change their position at the start of the season - including to Auto).
The rest of the draft
Free Agency
Solius has left Memphis and decided to sign what's probably his last contract with the New Orleans Pelicans for $20.57m/year (!) through 2020. That's the 5th highest salary in the NBA for someone who is about to turn 36.
P-Nut has left Milwaukee and signed with the Denver Nuggets for $16.05m/year through 2020.
SebJr has re-signed with the Miami Heat for $13.18m/year through 2020.
weetee has left Oklahoma City to sign with the Golden State Warriors for $4.68m/year through 2018.
Dr. Dwayne has magnanimously decided to vacate Cleveland, so as to let his son get out of his shadow. Probably. He's then decided to join The Cub in Oklahoma City.
Skizzo is yet to find a team. You can create a new player if you want, though it's always possible you get picked up eventually.
Trades
Two Nil (Raptors)
SebJr (Heat)
Salt Bailly (Pistons > Kings)
BenitoSTARR & Stobzilla II (Knicks)
Samid (Timberwolves)
Oh yeah, and this one.
altodevil (Lakers > Spurs), Nobbers & Sonius & Heine (Spurs) -
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I don't know what the feck is going on in San Antonio, but it's the worst thing that's happened there since the Alamo.
falling upwards
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Be wild if this super team hits the ground running and nobs extends
Oooooh
Excited! Nice to have an oldie to mentor us
The team need to throw whatever money we have left at the best point guard they can find.
Also, sad to see Curry in his prime a 57
Excited! Nice to have an oldie to mentor us
The team need to throw whatever money we have left at the best point guard they can find.
Also, sad to see Curry in his prime a 57
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Oh shit we’re stacked.
My guy getting any minutes?
My guy getting any minutes?
25 minutes last season. In total.
I think I started at SA as well. Sonius following in his father’s footsteps.
Lakers so classy, giving me another title shot.
Lakers going into full rebuild mode… by trading next years first
To be fair. With my attribute spread I'll probably be very useful for a title team for a number of years yet.