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Golden’s Blundered
Games Behind, aka how many wins the team is behind the #1 team in the conference.
11/12 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket
11/12 End of Regular Season and Playoff Bracket
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
First, this:
Final standings
Unbelievably, altodevil and the Lakers still finish with the overall best record in the regular season. reelworld II also finished the season well, and easily makes the playoffs with the Nuggets. The final Cafite making it from the West is Dr. Dwayne, though the Warriors' recent record is not making me think they can beat the Lakers.
Solius and the Grizzlies weren't that far from making it, but still had a pretty bad season. Though not as bad a season as oneniltothearsenal and P-Nut, whose Kings finish dead last in the conference (and the league).
The East is going to be a blood bath this year. At the top we have the Celtics and hobbers. V.O. ends up as the 4th seed, but is realistically going to miss the entire playoffs. That might be good news for weetee and the Hawks, who are set to play V.O.'s Nets in the 1st Round. BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II also make it with the Knicks, though with a pretty bad run to end the season. They will have to play Kevin Durant and the Wizards next.
The Caf dominates the other side of the conference too. Dan and The Cub's Pistons, Samid's Bobcats and Salt Bailly's Raptors all end the season very poorly. Skizzo and SebJr are down there too with the Pacers and Heat respectively, but their teams finished much stronger than they started.
League Leaders
Playoff Bracket
(@BenitoSTARR @Dan @Dr. Dwayne @P-Nut @Salt Bailly @Samid @Skizzo @Solius @Stobzilla @The Cat @V.O. @altodevil @hobbers @oneniltothearsenal @reelworld @sebsheep @weetee)
First, this:
Final standings
Unbelievably, altodevil and the Lakers still finish with the overall best record in the regular season. reelworld II also finished the season well, and easily makes the playoffs with the Nuggets. The final Cafite making it from the West is Dr. Dwayne, though the Warriors' recent record is not making me think they can beat the Lakers.
Solius and the Grizzlies weren't that far from making it, but still had a pretty bad season. Though not as bad a season as oneniltothearsenal and P-Nut, whose Kings finish dead last in the conference (and the league).
The East is going to be a blood bath this year. At the top we have the Celtics and hobbers. V.O. ends up as the 4th seed, but is realistically going to miss the entire playoffs. That might be good news for weetee and the Hawks, who are set to play V.O.'s Nets in the 1st Round. BenitoSTARR and Stobzilla II also make it with the Knicks, though with a pretty bad run to end the season. They will have to play Kevin Durant and the Wizards next.
The Caf dominates the other side of the conference too. Dan and The Cub's Pistons, Samid's Bobcats and Salt Bailly's Raptors all end the season very poorly. Skizzo and SebJr are down there too with the Pacers and Heat respectively, but their teams finished much stronger than they started.
League Leaders
Playoff Bracket
Clippers look really solid
Not the worst team!!
Hope I get more than four games.
11/12 Playoffs - Round 1
2012 Playoffs 1st Round
@altodevil @Dr. Dwayne @reelworld @hobbers @V.O. @weetee @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla
Why the feck am I messing around with tables? Do I hate myself? Do I enjoy wasting my own time on superfluous fluff?
Hopefully I didn't make any big mistakes while fiddling with tables.
@altodevil @Dr. Dwayne @reelworld @hobbers @V.O. @weetee @BenitoSTARR @Stobzilla
Why the feck am I messing around with tables? Do I hate myself? Do I enjoy wasting my own time on superfluous fluff?
| yes |
Lakers altodevil: 6/27/0 (2stl/7blk) | 95 | 84 | Golden State Dr. Dwayne: 16/10/4 (1stl/1blk) |
Utah | 101 | 110 | Denver reelworld II: 5/4/11 (2stl) |
Boston hobbers: 25/10/14 (4stl/3blk) | 92 | 78 | Philadelphia |
New Jersey V.O.: out injured | 114 | 94 | Atlanta weetee: 5/2/8 (playing injured) |
Washington | 115 | 87 | New York BenitoSTARR: 22/6/1 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 8/10/0 |
Lakers altodevil: 7/31/1 (2stl/9blk) | 77 | 69 | Golden State Dr. Dwayne: 10/8/5 |
Utah | 98 | 109 | Denver reelworld II: 10/4/16 |
Boston hobbers: 19/3/8 (5stl/1blk) | 105 | 95 | Philadelphia |
New Jersey V.O.: out injured | 109 | 96 | Atlanta weetee:11/0/3 |
Washington | 112 | 93 | New York BenitoSTARR: 22/6/3 (1stl/4blk) Stobzilla II: 11/4/2 (1stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 10/24/0 (3stl/7blk) | 104 | 91 | Golden State Dr. Dwayne: 13/7/8 (1stl) |
Utah | 95 | 92 | Denver reelworld II: 11/4/9 |
Boston hobbers: 10/3/12 (2stl/4blk) | 96 | 81 | Philadelphia |
New Jersey V.O.: out injured | 125 | 118 | Atlanta weetee: 7/1/4 |
Washington | 95 | 106 | New York BenitoSTARR: 36/6/9 (2blk) Stobzilla II: 17/15/3 (1stl) |
Lakers altodevil: 5/26/0 (1stl/4blk) | 103 | 74 | Golden State Dr. Dwayne: 11/5/9 (1stl) |
Utah | 110 | 103 | Denver reelworld II: 12/2/7 (2stl/1blk) |
Boston hobbers: 21/14/2 (4stl) | 85 | 86 | Philadelphia |
New Jersey V.O.: out injured | 97 | 109 | Atlanta weetee: 3/1/12 (2blk) |
Washington | 89 | 111 | New York BenitoSTARR: 28/10/7 (8blk) Stobzilla II: 12/12/0 (1stl/1blk) |
Utah | 116 | 97 | Denver reelworld II: 7/1/12 |
Boston hobbers: 20/10/14 | 106 | 83 | Philadelphia |
New Jersey V.O.: out injured | 124 | 106 | Atlanta weetee: 2/0/7 |
Washington | 97 | 90 | New York BenitoSTARR: 27/8/8 (1stl/6blk) Stobzilla II: 23/6/0 |
Utah | 98 | 87 | Denver reelworld II: 12/1/7 |
Washington | 84 | 105 | New York BenitoSTARR: 27/4/8 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 15/9/1 (1stl) |
Washington | 111 | 94 | New York BenitoSTARR: 17/2/6 (5blk) Stobzilla II: 21/12/2 (1stl) |
Hopefully I didn't make any big mistakes while fiddling with tables.
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Oh god the tables and the stacked spoilers don't work well together on mobile
Good.
They do for the first four rounds which is all that matters
Aww feck it. This really fits into the last couple of days. At least I decided against a bragging post once V.O. injury was posted.
Incidentally I discovered that I can go into BB Code mode on my OP, but I can't un-toggle it on that post.
Bug testing RedCafe, one Experiment at a time.
Time for a trade out!
feck sake you stupid hammer.
I was beginning to believe
Blasted by wolves and by Kevin Durant on the same morning.
feck's sake, I edited the BB Code of the post to get rid of some mysterious massive gaps on mobile, but now I realize it caused the spoilers to stack sideways of the pictures of the previous spoiler.
Damn you, tables. Damn you to hell.
Edit: Fixing it didn't make any sense but it worked. Now there's just the fact that tables and stacked spoilers are bad on mobile. Maybe I just make one big spoiler in the future, and then let you scroll down through that. Maybe stacking all of them is pointless.
Damn you, tables. Damn you to hell.
Edit: Fixing it didn't make any sense but it worked. Now there's just the fact that tables and stacked spoilers are bad on mobile. Maybe I just make one big spoiler in the future, and then let you scroll down through that. Maybe stacking all of them is pointless.
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I have no idea what happened the tables?
It just caused issues left and right with positioning and size and what have you. I think I mostly fixed it now.
Damn losing after 2- 0 lead
Tables look fine for me, except I'm not in them.
Pretty sure all semi finalists in the East would top the West conference table.
sameIncredible things are happening.
I've said too much.
I've said too much.
11/12 Playoffs - Round 2
2012 Playoffs 2nd Round
Another Caf v Caf match-up, as @hobbers takes on @V.O.. Except V.O. is injured and definitely won't play. In the west, @altodevil and the Lakers are taking away my will to live by still being here. No wonder everyone left for the East.
It will happen to you too, one day.
The V.O.'less New Jersey are headed for the Conference Finals, where they will face Kevin Durant and the Washington Wizards. We're seeing the upside of getting old and cheap: your team might not collapse at the first sign of personal misfortune. Even without V.O., the Nets have a starting line-up of 65+ rating players. Washington has 87-rated Kevin Durant.
On the other side, it's LA vs LA. Is altodevil really going to make his 5th straight final? Or maybe the Clippers will finally show him what's what? He can't keep getting away with it.
Another Caf v Caf match-up, as @hobbers takes on @V.O.. Except V.O. is injured and definitely won't play. In the west, @altodevil and the Lakers are taking away my will to live by still being here. No wonder everyone left for the East.
I'm going for tables again, so just... just don't read this on your phone. Did you know that if you've got a table and you try to select all of it, it might just break your browser tab, forcing a reload? Tables are evil. See Solius, this is what you force me to do to maintain the views in the face of competition from a younger, more dynamic RedCafe Experiment. It will happen to you too, one day.
Lakers altodevil: 3/20/1 (5blk/2stl) | 117 | 120 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 21/10/12 (3stl/1blk) | 114 | 117 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 0/24/1 (1stl/6blk) | 99 | 96 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 24/7/5 (2blk) | 114 | 106 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 10/24/2 (1stl/6blk) | 85 | 95 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 27/12/6 (3blk/3stl) | 100 | 107 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 6/16/1 (4stl/5blk) | 95 | 92 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 22/6/6 (3stl/2blk) | 90 | 112 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 4/26/0 (2stl/4blk) | 105 | 90 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 36/8/11 (2stl) | 105 | 96 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 7/26/2 (2stl/8blk) | 95 | 83 | Utah |
Boston hobbers: 12/6/4 (1stl/2blk) | 81 | 107 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
On the other side, it's LA vs LA. Is altodevil really going to make his 5th straight final? Or maybe the Clippers will finally show him what's what? He can't keep getting away with it.
We scraped the last round. I'm not confident. But my will to win is just too damn strong.
The amount of views this thread has is incredible
Tables worked fine on mobile!
You told all your relatives, co-workers and friends, didn't you.
And then we have the whole caf that wants to see you fail. Didn't we/Sonics win one final against you? Wasn't aware at the time that this is a very rare feat.
There was actually a day or two when it suddenly jumped by probably 20k+, which was interesting. I guess it might have been linked somewhere, but I have no idea.
Anyway I appreciate the support, smash the like button, hit subscribe, click the bell, join the army, defect to North Korea, defect to South Korea, join a K-Pop band, tour with PSY.
Maybe the devs became aware, used it in a pitch for EA which will result in it being pay2win from the next season on?
He'd never do that, he's pure as the driven snow. Also I kinda screwed him over a bit by not including BasketballGM in the thread title - though it's in the OP. Actually... let's fix that.
11/12 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2012 Playoffs Conference Finals
Kevin Durant is single-handedly keeping the Wizards in the playoffs.
It's going to be @altodevil's Lakers versus @V.O.'s Nets in the NBA Final! Unbelievably this is the first Cafite vs Cafite final! With all the good players we've had, that's a shock. The culprits are Chicago and Washington, who have spent the last 6 seasons knocking out some very good East teams with Cafites on them.
V.O. has 6 games left on his injury, but he'll be able to play through it with 3-4 games left. That means he'll definitely feature in the final, as the least likely playoff participant possibly ever!
We could be getting a new Caf champion, or altodevil could win his 5th in a row, 6th total.
As the next season is drawing close, the following are eligible for early retirement/reincarnation: @Skizzo, @Dan, @Samid.
Lakers altodevil: 4/26/1 (5stl/9blk) | 97 | 79 | Clippers |
Washington | 107 | 117 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers altodevil: 14/23/1 (3stl/3blk) | 111 | 106 | Clippers |
Washington | 93 | 108 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
| Lakers altodevil: 4/27/2 (7stl/5blk) | 87 | 95 | Clippers |
| Washington | 99 | 98 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
| Lakers altodevil: 5/25/2 (3stl/2blk) | 104 | 101 | Clippers |
| Washington | 88 | 114 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Lakers (WIN) altodevil: 2/28/2 (1stl/5blk) | 108 | 67 | Clippers (LOSE) |
Washington | 129 | 118 | New Jersey V.O.: injured |
Washington (LOSE) | 113 | 119 | New Jersey (WIN) V.O.: injured |
It's going to be @altodevil's Lakers versus @V.O.'s Nets in the NBA Final! Unbelievably this is the first Cafite vs Cafite final! With all the good players we've had, that's a shock. The culprits are Chicago and Washington, who have spent the last 6 seasons knocking out some very good East teams with Cafites on them.
V.O. has 6 games left on his injury, but he'll be able to play through it with 3-4 games left. That means he'll definitely feature in the final, as the least likely playoff participant possibly ever!
We could be getting a new Caf champion, or altodevil could win his 5th in a row, 6th total.
As the next season is drawing close, the following are eligible for early retirement/reincarnation: @Skizzo, @Dan, @Samid.
2012 Playoffs Conference Finals
altodevil: 4/26/1 (5stl/9blk)
V.O.: injured
altodevil: 14/23/1 (3stl/3blk)
V.O.: injured
Lakers
altodevil: 4/27/2 (7stl/5blk)87 95 Clippers Washington 99 98 New Jersey
V.O.: injured
Lakers
altodevil: 5/25/2 (3stl/2blk)104 101 Clippers Washington 88 114 New Jersey
V.O.: injured
altodevil: 2/28/2 (1stl/5blk)
V.O.: injured
Kevin Durant is single-handedly keeping the Wizards in the playoffs.
V.O.: injured
It's going to be @altodevil's Lakers versus @V.O.'s Nets in the NBA Final! Unbelievably this is the first Cafite vs Cafite final! With all the good players we've had, that's a shock. The culprits are Chicago and Washington, who have spent the last 6 seasons knocking out some very good East teams with Cafites on them.
V.O. has 6 games left on his injury, but he'll be able to play through it with 3-4 games left. That means he'll definitely feature in the final, as the least likely playoff participant possibly ever!
We could be getting a new Caf champion, or altodevil could win his 5th in a row, 6th total.
As the next season is drawing close, the following are eligible for early retirement/reincarnation: @Skizzo, @Dan, @Samid.
This is just silly.
Going full 2012 CL final John Terry if we actually win though, naturally.
Incredible. V.O making it injured is a joke and makes a potential ring come with a huge asterisk.
2012 NBA Final
2012 NBA Final
We'll either have a 5-in-a-row @altodevil, or a new-champion @V.O.!
For the final we have the full match stats for everyone who played at least ~10 minutes.
The reigning champions take first blood! Kirk Hinrich leads the way with 38 points.
1-1!
2-1 to th Nets, and V.O. plays his first minutes in these playoffs!
It's all evened up, we've got a thriller on our hands.
This is the power of the Nets, and why they made it to the final without V.O.: nobody has a great game, but they've got such an evenly strong team that they win even though the two best performances were by Lakers players (26 rebounds by altodevil, 8 blocks!). The Lakers seem heavily reliant on Kirk Hinrich scoring, and when he doesn't they're in trouble.
The winning streak has been broken! V.O. picks up another injury, but it's a small one - and he still managed to provide 9 points in his 12 minutes played. The Nets have won while only giving serious minutes to 6-7 players throughout the entire series. Congratulations to V.O., winning his first ring at 31!
Playoff stats coming up next
We'll either have a 5-in-a-row @altodevil, or a new-champion @V.O.!
For the final we have the full match stats for everyone who played at least ~10 minutes.
The reigning champions take first blood! Kirk Hinrich leads the way with 38 points.
1-1!
2-1 to th Nets, and V.O. plays his first minutes in these playoffs!
It's all evened up, we've got a thriller on our hands.
This is the power of the Nets, and why they made it to the final without V.O.: nobody has a great game, but they've got such an evenly strong team that they win even though the two best performances were by Lakers players (26 rebounds by altodevil, 8 blocks!). The Lakers seem heavily reliant on Kirk Hinrich scoring, and when he doesn't they're in trouble.
The winning streak has been broken! V.O. picks up another injury, but it's a small one - and he still managed to provide 9 points in his 12 minutes played. The Nets have won while only giving serious minutes to 6-7 players throughout the entire series. Congratulations to V.O., winning his first ring at 31!
Playoff stats coming up next
Yesssss @V.O.
2012 Playoff Stats
2012 Playoff Stats
Playoff leaders
Player stats (bolded means the playoff leader - the shooting stats (3P/2P/FT) are made shots)
@altodevil (Lakers)
@hobbers (Boston)
@BenitoSTARR (New York)
@Stobzilla (New York)
@reelworld (Denver)
@weetee (Atlanta)
@Dr. Dwayne (Golden State)
@V.O. (New Jersey)
Playoff leaders
Player stats (bolded means the playoff leader - the shooting stats (3P/2P/FT) are made shots)
@altodevil (Lakers)
@hobbers (Boston)
@BenitoSTARR (New York)
@Stobzilla (New York)
@reelworld (Denver)
@weetee (Atlanta)
@Dr. Dwayne (Golden State)
@V.O. (New Jersey)