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2016 Playoffs - 1st Round
2016 Playoffs 1st Round
@V.O. @weetee @Samid @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep @Dr. Dwayne
@V.O. @weetee @Samid @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep @Dr. Dwayne
Houston Rockets Lil V.O.: 13/17/6 (3stl/4blk) weeweetee: 13/5/11 (1stl/1blk) | 116 | 101 | Minnesota Timberwolves Samid: 3/0/0 |
Phoenix Suns | 106 | 110 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 4/0/5 |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 42/5/7 (1stl/3blk) Heine: 9/4/5 (6stl/1blk) altodevil: 4/11/2 (5stl/3blk) Sonius: 14/5/3 (3blk) | 105 | 89 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 12/17/10 (7stl/4blk) |
Miami Heat SebJr: 10/2/4 | 116 | 113 | Charlotte Hornets |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 22/8/15 (2blk) | 113 | 108 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 15/3/3 (1stl/5blk) |
Houston Rockets Lil V.O.: 24/21/4 (2stl/7blk) weeweetee: 14/6/7 (2stl/1blk) | 106 | 96 | Minnesota Timberwolves Samid: 3/0/0 |
Phoenix Suns | 124 | 102 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 5/0/6 (1stl) |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 19/5/8 (3stl/1blk) Heine: 14/2/6 (2stl/2blk) altodevil: 4/26/0 (3stl/2blk) Sonius: 9/8/2 (1stl/1blk) | 84 | 62 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 0/20/6 (5stl/4blk) |
Miami Heat SebJr: 9/2/4 (1stl) | 99 | 86 | Charlotte Hornets |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 15/5/12 (4stl/1blk) | 90 | 109 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 15/5/1 (3blk) |
Houston Rockets Lil V.O.: 9/15/0 (7blk) weeweetee: 18/6/4 (1blk) | 104 | 102 | Minnesota Timberwolves Samid: 0/0/0 |
Phoenix Suns | 93 | 109 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 2/2/14 (2stl) |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 39/3/5 (5stl/2blk) Heine: 13/2/3 (3stl/1blk) altodevil: 6/24/1 (2stl/13blk) Sonius: 13/4/2 (2blk) | 102 | 98 | Memphis Grizzlies sontodevil: 2/15/15 (3stl/5blk) |
Miami Heat SebJr: 19/1/6 (2stl) | 104 | 110 | Charlotte Hornets |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 19/8/9 (2stl) | 74 | 83 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 4/2/2 (2stl/4blk) |
Houston Rockets WIN! Lil V.O.: 11/9/1 (4stl/8blk) weeweetee: 3/5/4 (1blk) | 112 | 99 | Minnesota Timberwolves LOSE! Samid: 0/0/0 |
Phoenix Suns | 99 | 117 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 7/1/9 |
San Antonio Spurs WIN! Nobbers: 25/6/7 (2stl) Heine: 12/2/4 (2stl) altodevil: 4/23/1 (5stl/2blk) Sonius: 27/15/0 (1blk) | 102 | 74 | Memphis Grizzlies LOSE! sontodevil: 6/19/9 (6stl/5blk) |
Miami Heat SebJr: 11/0/8 | 96 | 99 | Charlotte Hornets |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 12/10/6 (5stl) | 85 | 96 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 7/3/1 (1stl/3blk) |
Phoenix Suns LOSE! | 116 | 121 | Golden State Warriors WIN! weetee: 6/1/4 (2stl) |
Miami Heat SebJr: 18/1/6 (1stl/1blk) | 98 | 86 | Charlotte Hornets |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 15/2/9 (1stl) | 101 | 91 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 4/2/3 (5blk) |
Miami Heat WIN! SebJr: 8/0/3 | 103 | 81 | Charlotte Hornets LOSE! |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 23/7/10 (2stl) | 106 | 99 | Cleveland Cavaliers Dr. Junior: 9/3/3 (2stl/2blk) |
Boston Celtics WIN! hobbers: 36/4/10 (1stl) | 118 | 97 | Cleveland Cavaliers LOSE! Dr. Junior: 13/2/2 (2blk) |
Easy stuff.
Boo!
2016 Playoffs 1st Round
@V.O. @weetee @Samid @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep @Dr. Dwayne
Lil V.O.: 13/17/6 (3stl/4blk)
weeweetee: 13/5/11 (1stl/1blk)
Samid: 3/0/0
weetee: 4/0/5
Nobbers: 42/5/7 (1stl/3blk)
Heine: 9/4/5 (6stl/1blk)
altodevil: 4/11/2 (5stl/3blk)
Sonius: 14/5/3 (3blk)
sontodevil: 12/17/10 (7stl/4blk)
SebJr: 10/2/4
hobbers: 22/8/15 (2blk)
Dr. Junior: 15/3/3 (1stl/5blk)
Lil V.O.: 24/21/4 (2stl/7blk)
weeweetee: 14/6/7 (2stl/1blk)
Samid: 3/0/0
weetee: 5/0/6 (1stl)
Nobbers: 19/5/8 (3stl/1blk)
Heine: 14/2/6 (2stl/2blk)
altodevil: 4/26/0 (3stl/2blk)
Sonius: 9/8/2 (1stl/1blk)
sontodevil: 0/20/6 (5stl/4blk)
SebJr: 9/2/4 (1stl)
hobbers: 15/5/12 (4stl/1blk)
Dr. Junior: 15/5/1 (3blk)
Lil V.O.: 9/15/0 (7blk)
weeweetee: 18/6/4 (1blk)
Samid: 0/0/0
weetee: 2/2/14 (2stl)
Nobbers: 39/3/5 (5stl/2blk)
Heine: 13/2/3 (3stl/1blk)
altodevil: 6/24/1 (2stl/13blk)
Sonius: 13/4/2 (2blk)
sontodevil: 2/15/15 (3stl/5blk)
SebJr: 19/1/6 (2stl)
hobbers: 19/8/9 (2stl)
Dr. Junior: 4/2/2 (2stl/4blk)
Lil V.O.: 11/9/1 (4stl/8blk)
weeweetee: 3/5/4 (1blk)
Samid: 0/0/0
weetee: 7/1/9
Nobbers: 25/6/7 (2stl)
Heine: 12/2/4 (2stl)
altodevil: 4/23/1 (5stl/2blk)
Sonius: 27/15/0 (1blk)
sontodevil: 6/19/9 (6stl/5blk)
SebJr: 11/0/8
hobbers: 12/10/6 (5stl)
Dr. Junior: 7/3/1 (1stl/3blk)
weetee: 6/1/4 (2stl)
SebJr: 18/1/6 (1stl/1blk)
hobbers: 15/2/9 (1stl)
Dr. Junior: 4/2/3 (5blk)
SebJr: 8/0/3
hobbers: 23/7/10 (2stl)
Dr. Junior: 9/3/3 (2stl/2blk)
hobbers: 36/4/10 (1stl)
Dr. Junior: 13/2/2 (2blk)
Okay next time I'm waiting for the next page to post the update.
Sontodevil average. Wow. He should just take my place after I retire.
Also, did I get 13 blocks in one game? What's the record in the playoffs?
Also, did I get 13 blocks in one game? What's the record in the playoffs?
You and BenitoSTARR share the record with 15.
Here's every game with 11 or more blocks.
Nice try LeFraud
How much worse have I got to get before I get a son?
-5 points, so conceivably one more season.
Avg of 81 points allowed, no game over 100 pts allowed… We have a crazy defence…
I can see nimic-images again!
They've always been imgur
They wouldn't show on my laptop for a few weeks, only the phone.
Oh, there's an exhibition game feature. I can pit any two teams (from different seasons as well) up against each other and sim a game.
Weird. Someone else didn't see a gif I uploaded to imgur either the other day.
Weird. Someone else didn't see a gif I uploaded to imgur either the other day.
What was the best Lakers team in terms of Mov or playoff dominance? Should do a hypothetical 7 game series vs the Seattle mini-run
What about a sons vs pops exhibition game
I think I can only pick teams that existed, unfortunately. I could set up a match between any current players by cloning the league and moving people around, but not the past versions of you guys, as far as I can tell. I'll look into it later.
I want to blame Mozilla Firefox but I use it on both phone and laptop so I'm not sure. The laptop version usually has some display issues after updates, though, so it probably was the browser.
I’ve also had issues viewing the images at times. Tried Chrome and Safari when it happened and they were just blue question marks for me.
2016 Playoffs - 2nd Round
2016 Playoffs 2nd Round
@V.O. @weetee @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep
We've got some Cafite v Cafite action today! Someone has to go home.
2nd Round Preview
The Rockets have managed to complete the comeback! They'll be playing the Spurs in the Conference Final, and I have no doubt they'll be swept if they mess around like they did this round. In the East we'll have a gargantuan challenge for Miami, as they face the reigning champions, the Washington Wizards. Kevin Durant is just getting started, can he be stopped now?
@V.O. @weetee @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep
We've got some Cafite v Cafite action today! Someone has to go home.
2nd Round Preview
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 6/13/2 (2stl/5blk) weeweetee: 16/2/8 (2stl/2blk) | 108 | 103 | Dallas Mavericks |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 30/5/10 (4stl) Heine: 5/2/4 (2stl/2blk) altodevil: 0/21/0 (1stl/4blk) Sonius: 27/15/0 (3blk) | 97 | 89 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 4/3/7 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 25/5/9 (2stl) | 104 | 97 | Miami Heat SebJr: 6/0/11 (1stl/1blk) |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 8/12/2 (3stl/9blk) weeweetee: 27/9/0 (1stl/2blk) | 109 | 113 | Dallas Mavericks |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 27/3/4 (2stl/1blk) Heine: 11/3/7 (2stl/1blk) altodevil: 11/24/3 (2blk) Sonius: 16/6/0 (1blk) | 120 | 74 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 0/1/3 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 24/1/11 | 108 | 110 | Miami Heat SebJr: 13/3/10 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 13/19/1 weeweetee: 0/0/0 injured | 95 | 99 | Dallas Mavericks |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 29/9/6 (1stl/2blk) Heine: 11/4/5 (1stl) altodevil: 0/20/1 (2stl/6blk) Sonius: 13/5/10 (3blk) | 100 | 82 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 5/1/4 |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 21/5/10 | 95 | 116 | Miami Heat SebJr: 25/0/8 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 11/16/2 (1stl/9blk) weeweetee: 6/4/4 (1stl/1blk) | 99 | 108 | Dallas Mavericks |
San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 28/7/9 (2stl) Heine: 11/2/2 (2stl/1blk) altodevil: 9/24/2 (3stl/3blk) Sonius: 17/9/2 (3blk) | 104 | 112 | Golden State Warriors weetee: 0/1/5 injured |
Boston Celtics hobbers: 16/7/10 | 102 | 129 | Miami Heat SebJr: 15/1/11 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 10/15/4 (1stl/8blk) weeweetee: 11/3/3 (6stl/1blk) | 112 | 104 | Dallas Mavericks |
San Antonio Spurs WIN! Nobbers: 32/4/10 (2stl) Heine: 10/5/2 (2stl/2blk)) altodevil: 4/20/2 (2stl/5blk) Sonius: 18/9/1 (1blk) | 113 | 84 | Golden State Warriors LOSE! weetee: 2/2/0 |
Boston Celtics LOSE! hobbers: 13/9/12 (1stl) | 94 | 101 | Miami Heat WIN! SebJr: 25/2/7 (1stl) |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 17/16/4 (1stl/6blk) weeweetee: 20/1/4 (3stl) | 118 | 102 | Dallas Mavericks |
Houston Rockets WIN! Lil' V.O.: 8/16/8 (1stl/9blk) weeweetee: 14/5/5 (1blk) | 109 | 94 | Dallas Mavericks LOSE! |
The Rockets have managed to complete the comeback! They'll be playing the Spurs in the Conference Final, and I have no doubt they'll be swept if they mess around like they did this round. In the East we'll have a gargantuan challenge for Miami, as they face the reigning champions, the Washington Wizards. Kevin Durant is just getting started, can he be stopped now?
If we can make the final don't worry. I own Durant.
Also, hobbers bottling an all-time supporting cast season after season. Choke artist. Nowhere close to GOAT.
Oooh, close call for the Rockets. Time for the conference final we have been waiting all year for
Sebjr stepping up
Well done, he's 37
And he has 3 less rings than the cat…
nobbers will get one soon though
(couldn’t help myself)
nobbers will get one soon though
(couldn’t help myself)
*two rings less than weegoatee
Western Conf final to decide it then.
Guessing it'll be pretty likely nobbers renews with the spurs then, whatever happens from this point.
Conference Finals Preview
Come on Spurs!
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2016 Playoffs - Conference Finals
2016 Playoffs Conference Finals
@V.O. @weetee @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep
(63 overall rating, 7th best player on the Rockets)
That's it for Miami! The reigning champions proved a bridge too far. It shouldn't be taken as failure, though, and it's another positive step for SebJr and his team. A few seasons ago they would have been happy just being in the general vicinity of the playoffs.
The Spurs take it! It was quite close, but in the end the pure star power of the Fearsome Foursome was too much. The Rockets Duo has a bright future ahead, though. They seem to complement each other quite well, having very different skills both offensively and defensively.
It'll be the clear best player in the world against three young men and a pensioner in the final. There could be a dynasty here for Spurs, but first they have to end the Durant dynasty.
@V.O. @weetee @hobbers @Heine @altodevil @Solius @sebsheep
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 3/8/0 (2blk) injured weeweetee: 20/6/6 (5stl/6blk) | 90 | 93 | San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 23/3/10 (2stl) Heine: 12/2/3 (2stl/1blk) altodevil: 2/21/0 (1stl/4blk) Sonius: 7/9/0 (1stl) |
Washington Wizards | 116 | 86 | Miami Heat SebJr: 8/0/6 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 11/16/2 (4stl/9blk) weeweetee: 7/7/2 (2stl/3blk) | 89 | 81 | San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 18/3/6 (4stl) Heine: 10/1/2 (1stl/2blk) altodevil: 6/23/0 (4stl/6blk) Sonius: 7/18/1 (6blk) |
Washington Wizards | 128 | 112 | Miami Heat SebJr: 13/0/5 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 4/14/1 (4stl/7blk) weeweetee: 10/7/7 (3stl/1blk) | 95 | 91 | San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 33/3/7 (6stl/1blk) Heine: 12/4/3 (5stl) altodevil: 2/22/1 (1stl/4blk) Sonius: 11/6/1 (4blk) |
Washington Wizards | 116 | 113 | Miami Heat SebJr: 8/1/9 |
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 13/10/1 (2stl/5blk) weeweetee: 9/3/1 (3stl) | 86 | 109 | San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 32/6/9 (3blk) Heine: 6/10/1 (2stl) altodevil: 4/19/1 (6stl/1blk) Sonius: 14/3/1 (1stl/5blk) |
Washington Wizards WIN! | 121 | 105 | Miami Heat LOSE! SebJr: 9/0/3 (1blk) |
That's it for Miami! The reigning champions proved a bridge too far. It shouldn't be taken as failure, though, and it's another positive step for SebJr and his team. A few seasons ago they would have been happy just being in the general vicinity of the playoffs.
Houston Rockets Lil' V.O.: 14/13/1 (1stl/6blk) weeweetee: 27/5/4 (2stl) | 100 | 105 | San Antonio Spurs Nobbers: 23/5/7 Heine: 13/3/2 (3blk) altodevil: 5/11/0 (5stl/3blk) Sonius: 10/15/0 (3stl/2blk) |
| Houston Rockets LOSE! Lil' V.O.: 13/15/3 (1stl/3blk) weeweetee: 12/4/6 (1stl/2blk) | 101 | 113 | San Antonio Spurs WIN! Nobbers: 36/2/9 (4stl/3blk) Heine: 9/5/3 (3stl/3blk) altodevil: 3/10/1 (2stl/3blk) Sonius: 33/11/2 (5blk) |
The Spurs take it! It was quite close, but in the end the pure star power of the Fearsome Foursome was too much. The Rockets Duo has a bright future ahead, though. They seem to complement each other quite well, having very different skills both offensively and defensively.
It'll be the clear best player in the world against three young men and a pensioner in the final. There could be a dynasty here for Spurs, but first they have to end the Durant dynasty.